Monk《神探阿蒙（2002）》第八季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

你在生我的气吗areyoumadatme?你在生我气You'remadatme.我是侦探我看得出来madetective.Icante11.我什么都没做错Ididn'tdoanythingwrong.你什么都没做youdidn'tdoanything.那才是问题That'stheprob1em.一晚上你一句话都没说Youdidn'tsayasing1eworda11night.我不明白你为什么要来Idon'tunderstand.whydidyouwanttocome?你还求我带上你Youbeggedmetoinviteyou.我不想一个人呆着Ididn'twanttobea1one.你整个周末都不回来Youweregonnabegonea11weekend.这很难堪it'sembarrassing.那些人都是我的老朋友Thosepeop1earemyo1destfriends.个个都认由你有病Everybodythoughtyouweresickorsomething.你只是走来走去重排那些勺子碟子Youjustwa1kedaroundrearrangingspoons还有打扫面包屑Andp1atesandsweepingupcrumbs.你就不能试一下吗Cou1dn,tyouhaveat1easttried?我试过我有微笑Itried.Ismi1ed.我有保持微笑Ismi1eda1ot.你是面部肌肉抽搐youwerewincing!那是我的笑容我就这么笑的that'smysmi1e,that'showIsmi1e.我只不过不是凡人mjustnotapeop1eperson.那是什么意思butwhatdoesthatmean?那什么意思你不是人类？Whatdoesthatmean?you'renothuman?实际上你知道吗Actua11y,youknowwhat?那可以解释很多事情Thatwou1dexp1aina1ot.这不能解释一切Itwou1dn'texp1aineverything,却可以解释很多事情Butitwou1dexp1aina1ot.呃你听到了吗uh-didyouhearthat?那不太对劲thatcan'tbegood.为什么我们开这个车whyareweinthiscar?我说了朱莉借了我的车Ito1dyouju1ieborrowedmycar.她要搬家具She'smovingsomefurniture.我们开的是破车weareinthewrongcar.这是辆破车Thisisthewrongcar!现在说什么都晚了we11,it,stoo1atenow!噢Ugh.不是散热器软管的问题It,snottheradiatorhose.那里呢whataboutthat?那是散热器软管不是那里的问题that'stheradiatorhose,it'snotthat.不是电池的问题It,snotthebattery.也不是发电机It,snotthea1ternator.是不是那里whataboutthat?那是散热器软管蒙先生that'stheradiatorhose,mr.monk.你老是指同一样东西Youkeeppointingtothesamething.拿去打电♥话♥求助Here,ca11forhe1p.这显示"没信♥号♥♥"itsays"nosigna1."那就去那边试试we11,thengotryoverthere.神探阿蒙与不明飞行物嗯启动器的线圈烧熔了we11,forstarters,yougotab1ownso1enoid.这还是启动器而已That'sjustforstarters.蒙克每个人的眼睛都需要检查的monk,everybodyneedstheireyeschecked.别说了我不用戴眼镜stopsayingthat.Idon'tneedg1asses.我绝对是看到什么的Idefinite1ysawsomething.那像是个飞行器Itwassomekindofaircraft.我确信你有看到蒙先生msureyoudid,mr.monk.至少你认为你看到了At1eastyouthinkyoudid.坏掉了一二三个线路开关itknockedoutone,two,threeroutingswitches.烧r一些配线Friedsomewiring.这要花掉你300美元零件和工时费It'sgonnarunyou300,partsand1abor.嗯好吧什么时候修好ugh.we11,whenwi11itbeready?幸运的话就明天tomorrowifyou're1ucky.不好意思excuseme.这附近有空军基地吗Isthereanairforcebasearoundhere?空军基地？anairforcebase?不能说有因为没有Can'tsaythereis,becausethereain,t.哦气象站呢？oh.weatherstation?没有no.在九号♥公路那边有个新的迷你高尔夫球场Wegotanewputt-puttcourseoutonhighwaynine.你也许在想我为什么要问you'reprobab1ywonderingwhymasking.事实上没有notparticu1ar1y.我呃昨晚我看到有东西在天上i,uh,Isawsomethinginthesky1astnight.某种悬浮物体Somekindofhoveringthing.悬浮物？就像飞碟？ahoveringthing?1ikeaf1yingsaucer?不是碟不是notasaucer,no.好吧是碟Okay,yes.是有几分像碟子的形状Yes,itwassortof.saucer-shaped.我知道听起来很疯狂Iknowthatsoundscrazy我不觉得我有一次我看到鬼了呢nottome.Isawaghostonce.好吧okay.什么？what?那不是一回事notthesamething.我看到鬼了Isawaghost.就在我继父的谷仓Itwasinmystepfather,sbarn.行行行right.right,right.怎么你看到就是真的我就在瞎掰？whatyousawwasrea1butIdidn'tseeaghost?那不一样there,sadifference.我不是你mnotyou.我呃我是以此为生.用脑I,uh,Imakemy1ivinguphere.withmyhead.你在说我笨you'reca11ingmestupid.不是no.不是他不是这个意思No,that,snotwhathemeant.行也许我不够聪明去修好你的车we11,maybemnotsmartenoughtofixyourcar.啊？Huh?不不不no.no,no,no,no.先生先生先生Sir,sir,sir.mister,um,mister.本先生Boom.我朋友想说的是Whatmyfriendmeanttosay-不不不不你能修好这车no,no,no,no.youcanfixthecar.你是汽车通You'recarsmart.我是汽车通？mcarsmart?你刚才就想说这个Isthatwhatyoujustsaid?我不记得了Idon'tremember.行知道吗okay,youknowwhat?修车的最新估价是800美元Here'smynewestimate.$800.你刚才说300youjustsaid300!哦我肯定是算错rwe11,Imust'veaddedthenumberswrong.我糊涂了Iwasconfused.你看我真的不够聪明Yousee,mnotrea11ysmartuphere.我要去写下来11gowriteitup.道歉-好吧对不起apo1ogize.Okay,I'msorry.不是跟我跟那个人nottome.totheguy.为什么-你说人家笨whatfor?youca11edhimstupid!嗯we11.蒙先生你不能那样子说话的youcan,tsaythings1ikethat,mr.monk.他是人他有情感He,sahumanbeing,hehasfee1ings.你完全不能体会别人的感受？Doyouhavenoempathyata11forotherpeop1e?将心比心Putyourse1finhisp1ace.懂吗想象一下你是他Youknow,imaginebeinghim.行我是他okay,mhim.噢天哪我要去洗个澡Oh,god,Igottogotakeashower然后去念完高中Andfinishhighschoo1.对不起sorry.是.yeah.我也一样Yeah,metoo.我们不收支票Wedon'tacceptchecks.史托图梅耶Stott1emeyer.队长嗨我是娜塔莉captain,hey,it,snata1ie.嗨-呃我想今天的培训研讨会hey.uh,Idon'tthinkwe'regonna我们来不了了Bemakingthattrainingseminartoday.哦没事我们可以重新安排oh,that'sa11right,wecanreschedu1eit.怎么了你们还好吧What'sgoingon?youokay?还可以吧-还可以？yeah,Ithinkso.youthinkso?是这样的我和蒙先生在内华达州we11,minnevadawithmr.monk.我们的车坏了Mycarbrokedown.我们在一个叫威顿维尔的镇上We'reinsometownca11edvintonvi11e.我怎么没听过这个地方veneverheardofit.是的我想它其实都不在地图Hyeah,Idon'tthinkit'sactua11yonanymaps.车怎么了-我不知道what'swrongwiththecar?-Idon'tknow.镇上只有一个修理工There'son1yonemechanicintown.他的名字叫本本还有他已经记恨我们Hisnameisboomboomandhea1readyhatesus.蒙克还好吗how'smonkho1dingup?不大好他说他看见不明飞行物了notsogood,hethinkshesawaufo.真的？rea11y?嗯可能他们去那带他回家We11,maybethey'retheretotakehimhome.可能那是他的座驾