The Golden Girls《黄金女郎（1985）》第六季第十一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
谢谢你做我的朋友Thankyouforbeingafriend.旅行数日后又重回此处Trave1eddowntheroadandbackagain.你的心是如此真诚Yourheartistrue.你是我的贴心好友You'reapa1andaconfidante.若你要开个派对Andifyouthrewaparty.邀请所有熟人到场Invitedeveryoneyouknew.你将发现最好的礼物是我送出的Youwou1dseethebiggestgiftwou1dbefromme.贺卡上将会写着Andthecardattachedwou1dsay.感谢你与我为友,Thankyouforbeingafriend"黄金女郎第六季第十一集谢谢你带孩子们过来德莱弗斯Thanksforbringingtheboysover,Dreyfuss.再见了孩子们So1ongkids.我就是喜欢德莱弗斯带小狗过来玩Oh,Ijust1oveitwhenDreyfussbringsthepuppiesovertop1ay.它们也喜欢来Irea11ythinkthey1ikeittoo.那是因为你和它们扔棍子玩That'sbecauseyoubringthesticktothem.我知道我去捡根子的时候它们就很兴奋Iknow,theygetsoexcitedwhenIfetch.等等你也喜欢它们对吧索菲亚？Wait,you1ikehavingthemovertoo,don'tyou,Sophia?是的我喜欢Yeah,I1ikethem.仅仅因为如果地板上发现有水坑That'sbecauseittemporari1yshiftstheb1ame可以把责任推它们身上ifwefindapudd1eonthef1oor.就那一次好吗拉契特护士Once,NurseRatched,once.我不相信今天是周六我还没有约会Idonotbe1ieveit,sSaturdayandIdon'thaveadate.你明白这是什么意思吗？Doyoufathomwhatthismeans?有人越狱失败了？Thejai1breakisoff?别这样布兰琪Oh,comeon,B1anche.就像我没约会的时候一样DowhatIdowhenIdon'thaveadate.我坐着看一本好书就心满意足了Icur1upwithagoodbook,andmsatisfied.这怪我我小时候读书给她听It'smyfau1t,Ireadtoherasachi1d.事实上我一会我就去图书馆了Asamatteroffact,mgoingtothe1ibraryinafewminutes.你想来吗？Youwannacome?图书馆吗？好主意！The1ibrary?That'sagreatidea!我就是喜欢图书馆Ijust1ove1ibraries.是吗Youdo?哦我从小就喜欢读书Ohve1ovedbookssinceIwasachi1d.不过我确实是在一些无知的人身边长大的A1thoughIcertain1ydidgrowuparoundsomeignorantpeop1e.你知道我小的时候我家附近的人Doyouknowwhathorrib1ethingthefo1ksinmyneck做了什么可怕的事吗？ofthewoodsdidoncewhenIwasayoungin,?你是说除了会用“小时候"和“小屁孩”这种词的？Youmeanbesidesusingphrases1ikeneckofthewoodsandyoungin'?他们烧书Theyburnedbooks.镇上的人把它们堆成了一大堆Thetownspeop1emadeabigpi1eofthem在图书馆前面然后扔了个火把outinfrontofthe1ibrary,andtheythrewatorchontop.只有爹地特别生气On1yBigDaddywasoutraged.他从人群中挤了出来Hefoughthiswaythroughthatcrowd,爬到那堆书的顶端c1awedhiswaytothetopofthatpi1e,抓起点燃的火炬转向人群grabbedthat1ittorch,andturnedtothatcrowd说你们这些人在干什么？andsaidwhatareyoupeop1edoing?这太疯狂了！Thisis1unacy!该从底下开始点火啊Youstartafirefromthebottom.这么多书Somanybooks.这就是为什么叫它图书馆That'swhytheyca11ita1ibrary.它来自拉丁语Iibrarius意思是很多书It'sfromthe1atinIibrariuswhichmeanssomanybooks.哈哈哈Ha,ha,ha.我相信你会找到你想要的msureyou'11findsomethingyouwant.我相信你是对的Idobe1ieveyou'reright.呃打扰一下Uh,excuseme.我这位朋友想申请一张借书证Myfriendherewou1d1iketoapp1yfora1ibrarycard.什公朋友？Whatfriend?就是那个除了书什么都借的人Ohtheonewho'scheckingouteverythingbutthebooks.嗨你在读什么？Hi,whatyoureading?哦你一定是个充满激&hearts.情♥的人Oh,youmustbeapassionateman.女性的爱抚Fema1estoFond1e.这是百科全书的第七卷We11,it'svo1umesevenoftheencyc1opedia.哦。Oh.我妈妈让我给她买♥♥新的斯蒂芬金Mymotherta1kedmeintogettingherthenewStephenKing.嗯我们确实有上周二出版的那本We11,wedohavetheonethatcameout1astTuesday.只要不是什么小生物We11as1ongasit'snotaboutsome1itt1ecreature找到了新奇的方式来恐吓一家人就好whofindsnewandinventivewaysOfterrorizingahouseho1d.这是给我妈妈的我不想让她找到什么办法It'sformymother,Idon'twanttogiveheranyideas.你是体育经纪人？You'reasportsagent?嘿我打赌我们认识一些相同的人Hey,Ibetweknowsomeofthesamepeop1e.我是第一个被允许进人迈阿密海豚队更衣室的女性Iwasoneofthefirstwomenevera11owedintheMiamiDo1phin's1ockerroom.-记者？-摄影师Reporter?Photographer.我不明白Idon'tunderstand.一定是搞错了我妈妈的卡肯定还有效啊Theremustbesomemistake.msuremymother'scardiscurrent.你自己看吧它五年前就过期了Seeforyourse1f.Itexpiredfiveyearsago.我不知道怎么会这样Idon'tknowhowthatcou1d'vehappened,但我会把书♥记♥到我的卡上but11putthebookonmycard.我想让你知道我的卡永远有效Iwantyoutoknowthatmycardisa1wayscurrent.我每周至少来图书馆三次Icometothe1ibraryat1eastthreetimesaweek,而且我借的书总是及时归还andmybooksarea1waysreturnedprompt1y在图书馆正常工作时间内风雨无阻duringregu1ar1ibraryhours,rainorshine.你凭什么评判我？Whoareyoutojudgeme?我想先弄清楚Now1etmegetthisright.今晚在你家吃饭？Dinneratyourp1acetonight.你以为我是什么样的女孩Whatkindofgir1doyouthinkIam你怎么会这么快就看出来了？andhowcou1dyoute11sofast?我名片上有我的地址Myaddressisonmycard,我半小时后要会见一个客户所以我得走了andIhaveameetingwithac1ientinaha1fhour,soIbettergetro11ing.八点见Seeyouateight.对了妈我在图书馆的时候Oh,bytheway,Ma,whenIwasatthe1ibrary,他们说你的借书证五年前就过期了theysaidthatyour1ibrarycardhadexpiredfiveyearsago.真的吗？Rea11y?那这五年我去哪了Wherecou1dIhavebeen?噢对被关在养老院Oh,yeah,1ockedinano1dagehome.桃乐茜我不能这么做Dorothy,Icannotgothroughwithit.我要打电♥话♥给泰德取消约会mgonnaca11Tedandcance1.哦布兰琪别这样Oh,B1anche,youcan't.这不公平啊他应该告诉我他有残疾We11,butitisn'tfair.Heshou1d'veto1dmehewasdisab1ed.是啊真是个好开场白Yeah,whatagreaticebreaker.如果我必须去你知道我可以怎么做吗？We11,ifIhavetogo,youknowwhatIcou1ddo?我可以带个女伴Icou1dtakeachaperone.这样我就可以避免任何尴尬的情况ThatwayI'11avoidanyawkwardsituations.桃乐茜你陪我去吧Dorothy,youcou1dbemychaperone.拜托Oh,p1ease.不我是说真的No,mserious.你是完美的电灯泡You'retheperfectthirdwhee1.没有任何贬低的意思Idon'tmeanthatinanegativeway.我是说你会让男人不舒服Ijustmeanyoumakemenuncomfortab1e.这可是天赋别浪费了It,sagift,don'twasteit.只要你不是贬义的意思就行We11,as1ongasyoudon'tmeanitinanegativeway.当然不是We11ofcoursenot.你知道我在南方长大Youknow,growingupintheSouth-老天爷喂又开始了Godhereitcomes.金银花薄荷酒三条腿的狗Thehoneysuck1e,mintju1eps,three-1eggeddogs,
