Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第一季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
我们Pawnee挺有趣的一件事We11,oneofthefunnerthingsthatwedohereinPawnee就是一年一度的寻找复活节彩蛋istheannua1Easteregghunt.Tom负责藏蛋我必须得说他今年的工作做得格外好Tornhidestheeggs,andIhavetosayhedidanexceptiona1jobthisyear.我已经找了25分钟还是一个都没找到I'vebeensearchingfor25minutesandIhaven'tfoundasing1eegg.我还是个成年人Andmanadu1t.哦对哦我忘记了Oh.Yeah,Iforgottodothat.可能Tom想让今年的活动更有挑战性MaybeTom'stryingtomakethisyearacha11enge.如果是这样他真的成功了Andifso,he'ssucceeding.我觉得一个找到的都没有Idon'tthinkasing1eegghasbeenfoundyet.我们继续看看吧我们会找到的1et'skeep1ooking.We'regonnafindone.我要去见我妈妈mgoingtoseemymom.她是镇学校系统的大能人She'sabigmucky-muckinthecountyschoo1system.她是我的英雄怎么描述她呢She'smyhero.HowdoIexp1ainher?她想特蕾莎修女一样受人尊敬She'sasrespectedasMotherTeresa.她像斯大林一样有能力She'saspowerfu1asSta1in,像撒切尔夫人一样美丽andshe'sasbeautifu1asMargaretThatcher.进还是不进1es1ie站在门口挺奇怪的Inorout,1es1ie.Doorwayiscreepy.是的抱歉选择进Right,sorry.Choosingin.所以你想干嘛1es1ieSo,whatdoyouwant,1es1ie?就是来聊聊天说说话谈谈心我们经常做的Justheretogossip,gab,chat,stuffwedo.但看起来你特别忙我也特别忙Butit1ooks1ikeyou'resuperbusy,andIamsuperbusy,所以我就此告辞了soIsha11bidyouadieu.哦挺奇怪的我刚刚想起来Oh.That'sweird.Ijustrememberedsomething.我有自己的子委员会了Ihavemyownsubcommitteenow.是的我肯定你已经听说了人们都在讨论Yeah.msureyou'veheardsomethingaboutit.Peop1eareta1kingaboutit.没有好吧No.-Oh.We11.反正我们明晚7点要开群众大会Anyway,we'rehavingatownha11meetingtomorrowat7:00p.m.就在Smithfie1d社区中心嗯AttheSmithfie1dCommunityCenter.-Mmm.是我主持没啥大不了的Yeah,m1eadingit.It,snobiggie.我想说确实是是件大事Imean,itis.It'sabigdea1.我说我不知道你懂的Imean,Idon'tknow.Youknow.你想来吗Youwanttocome?哦亲爰的天啊你知道我有多忙Oh.Honey,jeez.YouknowhowbusyIam.我知道我知道我知道所以我才假装邀请你Iknow.Iknow.Iknow!That'swhyIfakeinvitedyou.我尽量11trytobethere.好的到齐了我们开始吧-嗷Okay.So,everybody'shere.1et'sgetstarted.-0w!抱歉我很抱歉金属的对不起好吵Sorry.Oh,msorry.Meta1.Sorry.-That,srea11y1oud.子委员会成员准备好明晚的会议了吗Subcommitteemembers.Arewepreparedfortomorrownight?Tom场地预订好了吗好了先生Tom,haveyoubookedtheha11yet?-Yes,sir.Ann时间安排没问题吧Ann,didyouc1earyourschedu1e?我换了班-好-1es1ie我必须要说1did,Ichangedmyshift.-Okay.-1es1ie,IjusthavetosayI我觉得你太早把这件事推给公众了Ithinkyoumightbetakingthistothepub1ica1itt1ebittoosoon.你想公众提议什么并不重要It1itera11ydoesn'tmatterwhatyouproposetothepub1ic.他们可能会要求投票表决如果否了你你就完了Theymightca11foravote,andiftheyvoteyoudown,thenyou'redone.我不在乎会有投票Idon'tcareifthere,sgonnabeavote.我有一个秘密武器民调Ihaveasecretweapon,canvassing.没什么比老式的上门拉票更好了Nothingbetterthangoodo1d-fashioneddoor-to-doorcampaigning.如果目的正当我不担心用专业手段改变人们的想法mnotaboveusingmyexpertisetochangeheartsandmindsifthecauseisjust.我六年级的时候以87票当选最佳着装WhenIwasinsixthgrade,IwasvotedBestDressedby87votes.而我们班只有63个人Andtherewereon1y63peop1einmyc1ass.Andy掉进了坑里我也掉进那个坑里Andyfe11intothatpit.Ife11intothatpit.还有多少Pawnee市民会掉进那个坑HowmanymorePawneecitizensaregonnahavetofa11intothatpit在我们建成公园之前0个一起说beforeweturnitintoapark?Zero.Sayit.0个0个Zero.-Zero.100个-0个Ahundred.-Zero.我给你们带了防晒霜I'vegotsomesunscreenforyourbeaks.Tom你应该不需要了Tom,youprobab1ywon,tneedany.然后这是我们的民调指南Uh.Andthisisourcanvassingguide.这是我们和人们谈话时使用的剧本Thisisgonnabethescriptthatweusewhenwespeakwithpeop1e.”如果对方是个男性翻到第二页”"Ifapersonisaman,turntopagetwo.""如果对方长得像名人比如JackNicho1son"Iftheperson1ooks1ikeace1ebrity,examp1e,JackNicho1son,“用这个来帮你说服"usethistohe1pyourpitch.”比如你搞不定那个坑"Examp1e,'Youcan'thand1ethepit.“'所以我们要把它改造成公园”"'That'swhyweneedtoturnitintoapark.1"哦这真的很全面Oh.Thisisrea11ythorough.Ann和我一队你们一队AnnandIareateam.Youguysareateam.我们搞定偶数门牌号♥你们负责奇数我们会赢的Wehaveevensectors,youguyshaveoddsectors.Andwe'regonnawin.好-赢什么Yeah.-Winwhat?出发Go!好哦有人在里面Okay.Ooh,someone'sinthere.会很有趣的你激动吗-激动是的Thisisgonnabefun.Areyouexcited?-Excited,yeah.准备好了吗是的当然Areyouready?-Yes,definite1y.你兴奋吗-兴奋Areyoupumpedup?-Yes!表现谦虚点但要自信1ookhumb1e.Butconfident.下午好我们是地方政♥府♥的代表Goodafternoon.Wearerepresentativesfromyour1oca1government.能跟你聊一下Su11ivan大街的大坑吗MaywespeakwithyouforamomentabouttheSu11ivanStreetpit?当然Sure.很好正面回应Exce11ent!Positiveresponse.我们想把那个坑建成一座美丽的社区公园您意下如何Howwou1dyoufee1ifweturnedthatpitintoabeautifu1communitypark?哦可以啊是个好主意Oh.Yeah.That'dbeagreatidea.哦好其实我就住在附近Oh.Good.Iactua11y1iveintheneighborhood我可以跟你讲讲SoIcou1dprobab1yte11youa1itt1ebitabout.那看第三部分好吧That's.Gotosectionthree.-Okay.呃我们明晚有一个公共论♥坛♥Um.Wearehavingapub1icforumtomorrownight.如果您能前来表达强力的支持我们深表荣幸Anditwou1dbegreatifyoucou1dcome,voiceyourstrongsupport.明天不行我很忙抱歉Tomorrow?Ican't.mbusy.Sorry.哦是的我们理解人们会很忙Oh.Yes,weunderstandthatpeop1earebusy,但我们非常希望您能.butwewou1d1oveforyoutocometothemeetingandto.抱歉不过祝你们好运我等着公园了Sorry.Good1uck,though.ma11forapark.您会改变主意吗如果我们告诉.Wou1ditchangeyourmindifweto1dyouthat.走了She'sgone.公园是吧听起来很不错Yeah,apark,huh?Thatsounds1ikearea11ygoodidea.很好您是否愿意参加居民会议以表支持Great.Wou1dyoubewi11ingtocometoatownmeetingandshowyoursupport?当然这个公园有操场之类Abso1ute1y.Now,isthisparkgonnahaveap1aygroundor,或者给孩子的游泳池吗youknow,maybeapoo1forthekids?哦您孩子多大了Oh,howo1dareyourkids?没有孩子Nokids.啊哦Uh-oh.我记下同意了-别mgonnaputhimdownasayes.-Don'
