Malcolm in the Middle《马尔科姆的一家（2000）》第一季第十四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

第一季第十四集马尔柯姆的一家找到一个Igotone!找到一个Igotone!快把录像给我Okay,givemethetape.我们被抓住怎么办Whatifwegetcaught?别担心没人在家Don'tworryaboutit.Noone'shome.我把坡精彩的一部分录下来了Icuedituptothebestpart.这是机器人战场这是一个面向全体IfsBatt1eBots!Andit'safree-for-a11的机器人竞技场atthebatt1earena.我还以为是黄♥片♥呢Ithoughtthiswasporno.不这个更好Ew!No.Thisisbetter.而且没有人被排除在外Andnoone's.exc1uded.这是我见过最差劲Comeon,thisistheIamestthingve.天啊那是真的吗Oh,myGod!Isthatrea1?这是个开放的竞赛It,sanopencompetition.参赛者制♥作♥机器人杀手Peop1ebui1dki11errobots采用循环赛制puttheminaring然后看哪个能活下来andseewhichonecomesouta1ive.机器人杀手Ki11errobots?!简直不敢相信Ican'tbe1ieveit.聪明这一属性总算有酷的一面了Fina11ysomethingcoo1aboutbeingsmart.要我们也能做该多好啊Iwishwecou1ddothat.就等你这句话呢Wewerehopingyou'dsaythat.来做个交易吧Here'sthedea1:我们想要参加这竞赛Wewanttoenterthecompetition.我们能设计又有获胜的欲望We,vegotthedesigns,we'vegotthedesire还不会被社交生活分心andwe'renotdistractedbyanykindofsocia11ife.唯一的问题就是Theon1yprob1emisthat我们父母不会让我们ourparentswi11nevera11owusto去那么危险的地方gotosomep1acethatdangerous.这意味着我们需要一个几乎没有Thatmeansweneedap1acewithatota11ackofcaring家长管的地方adu1tsupervision.那不就是我家嘛That'smyhouse!但是But.那些东西看起来真的很贵thosethings1ookrea11yexpensive.不用担心Noprob1em.我爸觉得钱可以买♥♥回我对他的爱Myfathertriestobuymy1ove.噢太棒了Oh,yeah!看看谁才是Who'syour.老大daddy?几率真小是吧Whataretheodds,huh在Francis用过同样的借口逃课的两个月后OfFrancishavinganemergencyappendectomy他居然真得了急性阑尾炎twomonthsafterusingthesameexcuse几率是多少toditchschoo1?他一向很倒霉We11,hewasneververy1ucky.你得打电♥话♥给我公♥司♥Oh,Ineedyoutoca11work帮我请个假andte11themIwon'tbecomingin.没问题Wi11do.出租车来了We11,there'smycab.这是在干吗What'sthata11about?留下一些让你记住我的东西A1itt1esomethingtoremembermeby.我刚刚才想起Youknow,itjustoccurredtome在18年中我们从没一个晚上分开过thatwehavenotbeenapartforonenightin18years.你一个人没问题吧Yougoingtobeokaywiththat?我觉得妈咪IthinkIcanmanage离开几天应该没事withoutmymommyforafewdays.我说过那个娃娃音让我恶心吧Ito1dyouthatbabyvoicecreepsmeout.抱歉Sorry.学员We11,cadet你还活着呢Iseeyousurvived.是的长官Yes,sir.我给你带了一些让你Ibroughtyoua1itt1esomething忘却疼痛的东西totakeyourmindoffthepain.这是一个让你把作业Thisisagoodopportunity赶上的好机会foryoutocatchuponyourhomework.好好听着Takeitfromme-漫长的住院生活是个让你学会a1engthyhospita1stayistheperfectenvironment集中思想tofocusyourmind和战胜软弱的好机会andattackweaknessesinyourcharacter.如果不是因为住院Ifithadn'tbeenforthis我就不会去学法语Ineverwou1d've1earnedconversationa1French.好好努力Carryon.抱歉了兄弟Sorry,man.我差一点就要揍他（Iwasthisc1osetogoingmedieva1onhim.你感觉还行吧Youfee1ingokay?我感觉我肚子里装满了玻璃渣Ifee11ikeIhaveabe11yfu11ofbrokeng1ass.每一次呼吸都让我几乎痛晕过去EverytimeIbreathein,Ia1mostpassoutfromthepain.这是在我身上发生的Thisisthesing1egreatestthing最棒的事情了thathaseverhappenedtome.什么What?从我记事以来Foras1ongasIcanremember我妈就让我感到内疚来折磨我mymomhasbeentorturingmewithgui1t.我从来没能够还击veneverbeenab1etofightback这是个完美的机会butthisisperfect!她的大儿子Herfirstbornchi1d差点就死在离家1000公里之外a1mostdies1,000mi1esfromhome而且还是她把我送来的andshe'stheonewhosentmehere.她不能否定没有辩解的余地Shecan'tdismissit,shecan,targueaboutit甚至不能扭曲事实把它变成我的错shecan,ttwistitaroundandmakeitmyfau1t.太好了It,sbeautifu1!老兄Dude.你差点死了youa1mostdied.当她进来的时候你再说一遍Iwantyoutosaythatagainwhenshegetshere.这可怜的女人根本不知道她要面对什么Oh,thispoorwomanhasnoideawhatshe,swa1kinginto.妈最多只会离开Okay,Mom'son1ygoingtobegone四五天我们得计划一下foraboutfourorfivedays,sowehavetoprioritize.你要对老爸提什么要求WhatareyouaskingDadfor?我想穿睡衣去学校Iwanttowearmypajamastoschoo1.我要一个空气&hearts枪♥瞄准器mgettingascopeformyBBgun.你根本就没有空气♥枪♥Youdon'thaveaBBgun.到时候就有了Notyet.既然我要去要求造一个机器人杀手Okay.Butsincemaskingtobui1daki11errobot我得第一个去Ishou1dgofirst.为什么Why?因为和机器人杀手Becauseanything比起来任何要求都合理after"ki11errobot"isgoingtosoundreasonab1e.爸Dad?怎么了Yeah.我和我朋友们想要拓展Acoup1efriendsandIwanttoexp1ore我们的工程和机器技能ourengineeringandmachiningski11s.听起来不错Soundsgreat.所以呃So,um.你不介意我和youthinkit'dbea11right天才少年们在这屋子里ifabunchofKre1boynesandI造个机器人吧bui1darobotinthehouse?当然没问题Yeah,fine.哇就算是他但这也太简单了吧Whoa,thatwaseasy,evenforhim!老天呐Forcryingout1oud.坚强点Bestrong.1ois会平安度过手术的1oiswi11getthroughheroperation.她是个战士Sheisafighter.不不Craig那是FrancisNo,no,Craig.ItwasFrancis.我的天Oh,myGod!他把她射伤了Didheshoother?我就知道Iknewit!我告诉过她离他远点Ito1dhertostayawayfromhim!这孩子只会惹麻烦Thatboyhasbeennothingbuttroub1e.CraigNow,Craig,uh.1ois没有动手术1oisdidnothaveanoperation.Francis做了手术OursonFrancisdid.她只是去亚拉巴马ShejustwentdowntoA1abama照顾他一段时间to1ookafterhimforcoup1eofawhi1e.哦Oh.We11那告诉1ois我来过Te111oisIstoppedby.真不相信我妈错过了他们Ican'tbe1ievemymommissedthem帮我插输尿管的时候puttingmycatheterin.或许我该把它拔下来MaybeIshou1dtakeitout这样他们就能当她的面重插上去sotheycanreinsertitwhenshegetshere.你能不能Maybeyoucou1d-我不知道Idon'tknow隔那么几秒钟不提你妈啊shutupaboutyourmomforha1fasecond.没人会那么坏Noone'sthatbad.嘿我还帮你美化了呢Hey,I'vebeensugar-coatingitforyou因为你很脆弱auseyou'reen