The Kardashians《卡戴珊家族（2022）》第三季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
(upbeatmusicp1aying)卡戴珊家族前情提要KIM:Previous1yonTheKardashians.娇得放过自己KRIS:Youhavetogiveyourse1fabreak因为我每次来这里烁简直就是模范妈妈becauseeverytimeIcomeoverhere,you'rethemotheroftheyear.姊是最关心我们每一个人的人You'rethemostattentivepersontoa11ofus.表现得兴奋点KIM:J,1ookexcited.?金柏莉KH1OE:Kimber1y!金的马里布房♥子是属F家人的Kim,sMa1ibuhouseisforthefami1y,我们可以来这里烤肉还有过暑假andthisiswherewe'regonnahavebarbecuesandoursummers,全都是为了小孩子准备的andit'sa11forthekids.我要帮妈办生日派对mthrowingMom,sbirthdayparty.如果大家都Howfunnywou1ditbeif扮成克莉丝詹纳来参加派对一定会很有趣everyonewhocomestothepartyisdressed1ikeKrisJenner?我要变成克莉丝了-mgettingKris,d.-STY1IST:Oh,myGod.我的天啊她到了吗？我的-Oh,my-(1aughs)-(personscreaming)我的天啊！怎么回事？Oh,myGod,whatishappening?!我从来没想到Ineverwou1d'veimaginedwa1kingintodozensofmes.会遇到好几十个我我很感动能跟我的小孩Thismeantsomuchtoce1ebratemybirthday和亲朋好友一起庆祝生日withmykids,andmyfriends,andmyfami1y.这就是最重要的Thisiswhatit'sa11about.而且大家别忘了，我才40岁And1et'snotforget,m40.n卡戴珊家族J1etmeshowyousomethingJJ1etmeshowyousomethin'J（欢迎莅临k拉巴萨斯市）JIt'sagood1ife,it'sagoodvibeJJIt'sagoodtime,uhJJYeah,we1iveitupJJ1etmeshowyousomethingJ（克莉丝）J1etmeshowyousomethin'JJYeah,1etmeshowyousomethin'J好-SCOTT:Ye11o!-Hey!嘿娇好吗？What'shappenin'?你想吃点东西吗？Doyouwannaeatsomething?Um.dtakeatea.我想喝茶-有茶吗？-热茶吗？-Yougota1itt1etea?-Hottea?对，我现在去哪里都会点茶Yeah,youknow,uh,nowIaskforteawhenIgop1aces.我喜欢你的头发，等等，我帮你点茶I1ikeyourhair.Ho1don,1etmegetyouatea.你想加什么？Whatdoyouwantinit?洋甘菊茶，加点蜂蜜、柠檬，你好吗？Maybea1itt1echamomi1e,a1itt1ehoney,a1itt1e1emon.-主厨-是-Howyadoin'?-KRIS:Okay.Chef?可以帮我泡洋甘菊茶吗？加点蜂蜜和柠檬-CHEF:Yes.-Cou1dWegetachamomi1etea,a1itt1ehoney,a1itt1e1emon?-还有你好吗？-还有你好吗？J-Anda"Howyadoin,?"-KRIS:Anda"Howyadoin'?"这样就对了That'swhatmta1kin,'bout.他觉得我疯了Hethinksmcrazy.我喜欢你的犹太星和克罗心11ovetheJewishstar.11ovethechromehearts.我得代表犹太人-感谢主IhavetorepresentformyJewsthesedays.ThankGod.你期不期待梅森的成人礼？AreweexcitedforMason,sbarmitzvah?娇期待吗？我很期待-我超期待-Areyouexcited?Iam,yeah.-Iambeyond.辅♥导♥今天会来msitting-Thetutor,scornin'today.-他很开心他一星期会来几次-He'ssohappy.-Shecomesafewtimesaweek.他很喜欢那位辅♥导♥He1ikesthetutor.经常有人会问我在我们所有节目的每一集中Peop1easkmea11thetimewhatwasmyfavoritepart我最喜欢的是哪个部分ina11ofourepisodes,a11ofourshowscombined,我的答案永远都是梅森出生的时候andmyanswerwi11a1waysbewhenMasonwasborn因为那对我来说是很特别的时刻becausethatwasaveryspecia1timeforme,我非常感动andIwassoemotiona1,可以在产房♥里andjustbeingintheroom见证寇特妮生下我的长孙梅森whenKourtneywasgivingbirthtoMason,myfirst-borngrandchi1d.我真不敢相信他要办成年礼了Ican'tbe1ievethathe'sgoingtohaveabarmitzvah,从他出生到现在已经过r13年that13yearshavegonebysincethattime.回头看真的很惊人1t,sjustremarkab1etometo1ookback.Thatseems1ikeyesterday.感觉就像昨天发生的事再多说说关于梅森的事你们要怎么庆祝？Te11meabout-somemoreaboutMason.Whatareyougonnado?我们正在考虑实际的成年礼要办在哪里So,we'retryin,tofigureoutwherewe'regonnahavehisactua1barmitzvah,然后我们会在市区帮他办派对andthenwe'regonnahavehispartyinthecity.要办在犹太教堂吗？Areyougonnadoitinasynagogue?我们可能不会办在犹太教堂而是在私人场地Wemightnotdoitinansynagogueanddoitinaprivatesettingwith,1ike,arabbiandStUf1请一位拉比来之类的，在外面办-anddoitmaybe,1ike,outside.-Oh,nice.这不太一样，因为我是在教堂里办.whichisdifferent'causeIdiditinatemp1e.你希望我上台说点话吗？Doyouwantmetogetupandsayanything?要，娇得点蜡烛-Yeah,yougotta1ightacand1e.-Right.好，我点蜡烛的时候要说什么？AndwhatdoIsay娇想说什么都可以-whenI1ightthecand1e?-That,suptoyou.-说（很以他为荣之类的-好You'reproudofhim,eh,-things1ikethat.-,Kay.娇很喜欢致词-对-You1iveforthis.-Yeah.我去做了全身扫描，他们说我40岁Oh,IwenttogogetabodyscanandtheysaidIwas40.我真的只有40岁m1ike1itera11y40yearso1d.败给门也们多少钱？Howmuchdidyoupaythem?(1aughs)You,resuchan(b1eep).你真的很我爱然，但妫S才不是40岁-我很健康，你这个扫兴鬼-I1oveyou,butyou'renot40.-mingreatshape.-Youareabuzzki11.-Notabuzzki11!-我不是扫兴鬼-你就是扫兴鬼-You'rea(b1eep)buzzki11.-There'snoki11andthere'snobuzz.根本没有扫也没有兴妫彳艮美，妫:才刚换了骸关节娇才不是40岁You'regorgeous.Youjustputahipin,-you'renot40.-mgonnaputanotherhipin-我马上又要再换另一边馥关节如果说50岁，我还能接受-inthenextfewyears.-Ifyousaid50,I'dgowithit.他们说我完全是40岁TheysaidIwastota11y40.我觉得感觉年轻是一种心态Ithinkthatfee1ingyoungisastateofmind,我觉得有12个孙子女也不影响这点andIdon'tthinkhaving12grandkidshurtsanythingeither.会让我保持警醒Itkeepsmeonmytoes.有想过要退休吗？Haveyoueverthoughtaboutretiringorno?我永远不会退休Iamnevergoingtoretire.反正娇才40岁-Yeah.Anyway,you're40.-Ithinkonce-对，没错，我还有很长的路要走Yeah,exact1y.I'vegota1ongwaytogo.娇应该开一间克莉丝学院Youshou1dstartdoin'1ikea.aKrisschoo1,打败那个他叫什么名字？startrunnin,out1ikewhat'shisname.-托尼罗宾斯吗？对-TonyRobbins.-Yeah.烁可以带著大家运动-Yeah.-Butwithyou?Getpeop1ejumpin'.想在我这个年纪还像40岁一样吗？来吧！-(1aughs)-Youwannabe40atmyage?1et'sgo!(1aughsOh,myGod.我的天啊(克罗伊)(与罗伯通话)-ROB(onphone):Yo.-Hi.-嗨嘿-ROB:Hey.-Um-奶好-你好-ROB:He11o.-He11o.我知道你想讨论卓琳的派对So,Iknowyouwannata1kaboutthrowingDream'sparty,我知道你说她列了个清单andIknowyousaidshewrotea1ist.我记得她说想要三层蛋糕ROB:Shewants1ikeathree-tiercake.mprettysureshesaid.我忘了她指定的口味，但Iforgettheexactf1avorsheaskedfor,but-她会告诉我们的，没关系-对，我会问清楚细节msureshe'11te11us,-butokay.-ROB:Y
