The Golden Girls《黄金女郎（1985）》第四季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
谢谢你做我的朋友Thankyouforbeingafriend.旅行数日后又重回此处Trave1eddowntheroadandbackagain.你的心是如此真诚Yourheartistrue.你是我的贴心好友You,reapa1andaconfidante.若你要开个派对Andifyouthrewaparty.邀请所有熟人到场Invitedeveryoneyouknew.你将发现最好的礼物是我送出的Youwou1dseethebiggestgiftwou1dbefromme.贺卡上将会写着Andthecardattachedwou1dsay.感谢你与我为友,Thankyouforbeingafriend"黄金女郎第四季第三集-下注-下注-Check.-Check.我出25分我跟-11openforaquarter.-min.我跟你的25分再加25美分11seeyourquarterand11raiseyouaquarter.顺便说一下萝丝你的鞋带开了Bytheway,Rose,yourshoeisuntied.我知道你把戏了索菲亚mtoosmartforyou,Sophia.这次你别想分散我的注意力You'renotgonnadistractmethistime.再说了我穿着高跟鞋Besides,mwearingpumps.你高跟鞋松了Yourpumpisuntied.哦谢谢Oh,thanks.看！费恩鲍姆先生在他卧室的商户里一♥丝♥不♥挂♥!1ook!Mr.Feinbaum'stota11ynakedinhisbedroomwindow!这是我们第三次抓到你作弊了Thatisthethirdtimewecaughtyoucheating.妈你出局了Ma,you'reoutofthegame.嘿放过我吧！Hey,gimmeabreak!当你80岁的时候就可以作弊Whenyou're80,you'rea11owedtochea就像你可以从你女儿的钱包里拿钱一样just1ikeyou'rea11owedtotakemoneyoutofyourdaughter'spurse.是电♥话♥响了吗？Uh,wasthatthephone?不用麻烦你俩了我去接Don'ttroub1eyourse1ves,11getit.你怎么知道你妈妈作弊桃乐茜？Howdidyouknowyourmotherwascheating,Dorothy?因为费恩鲍姆先生从来不会光着身子到处走BecauseMr.Feinbaumneverwa1ksaroundtota11ynaked.他总是戴着一条童子军的领巾Hea1wayswearsaboy-scoutneckerchief.但不会在同一个地方出现两次Butneverinthesamep1acetwice.所以他到现在还单身发牌吧Whichiswhythere'snoMrs.Feinbaum.Dea1.你看到了吗桃乐茜？Didyouseethat,Dorothy?不明飞行物！ItwasaUFO!萝丝别傻了Oh,Rose,don'tberidicu1ous.那是一架飞机接着发牌吧Itwasap1ane.Dea1,comeon.飞机才不会飞过居民区P1anesdon'tf1yoverresidentia1neighborhoods.不明飞行物也不会NeitherdoUFOs.它们只飞过肯塔基州的空旷田里F（麦田怪圈）Theyon1yf1yoveremptyfie1dsinKentucky,那里有个穿工装裤的叫库里的胖子刚刚没油了wherefatguysinovera11snamedCoo1eyhavejustrunoutofgas.我想我们应该报♥警♥Ithinkweoughttoca11theauthorities.萝丝根本就没有什么不明飞行物Rose,thereisnosuchthingasaUFO.他们可能是在寻找人类然后带到飞船上去Theywereprobab1y1ookingforsomeonetobringuptotheship.好吧你待在外面Fine,youstayouthere.如果他们再飞过就通知他们降落F1agthemdowniftheyf1ybyagain.我进去收拾行李11goinsideandpackabag.但我想去收拾ButIwannabetheonetogo.你觉得我是去收拾谁的行李？Whosebagdoyouthinkmgonnapack?布兰琪你心情不错啊？B1anche,areyouinagoodmood?桃乐茜你总是能看穿我Dorothy,youa1wayscou1dseerightthroughme.继续吃饼干吧KeepitupwiththoseChipsAhoy,吃胖了就算超人也看不透你andSupermancou1dn'tseerightthroughyou.我刚和哈姆卢斯堡通完电♥话♥IjustgotoffthephonewithHam1ushbough,他是这个世界上最迷人最聪明whohappenstobethemostcharming,mostinte11igent,最英俊最性感的男人mostgorgeous,mostsexymanonthefaceofthisentirep1anet.我们是大学同学看这是他的照片Wewenttoco11egetogether.1ook,there'shispicture.哇!他确实很帅哦！Wow!Hesureishandsome.Oh!他说了什么？Whatdidhehavetosay?他来城里出差而且他又恢复单身了Oh,thathe'sintownonbusiness,andthathe'ssing1eagain,他愿意和我一起参加周六晚上的博物馆舞会andthathe'd1ovetobemydateforthemuseumba11Saturdaynight.博物馆舞会？Themuseumba11?罗杰克拉克不是为了和你约会而推迟了Didn'tRogerC1arkpostponehiskidneytransp1ant他的肾移植手术吗？sohecou1dbeyourdate?你想说什么？What'syourpoint?抱歉请继续Sorrytointerrupt,goon.桃乐茜你不知道我和妹妹We11,Dorothy,youhavenoideahowmy弗吉妮娅以前是怎么追这个男孩的sisterVirginiaandIusedtochaseafterthisboy.每个人都向他告白他获得很多荣誉足球明星We11,everybodydid.Hehadita11,footba11star,辩论冠军毕业致辞的学生代表championdebater,c1assva1edictorian.你们和他约会多久了？How1ongdidyouandhedate?我们没有约会过但那不是因为我没有尝试We11,wedidn't.Butitwasn't'causeIdidn,ttry.我仍然记得返校节比赛前Icansti11rememberthenightofthe盛大集♥会♥的那个晚kbigra11ybeforethehomecominggame.哈姆站在那里和以前一样英俊TherestoodHam,justhandsomeasever.我走过去问了他一个问题Iwa1kedovertohimandaskedhimtheonequestion过去四年里我一直急切地想问出口的问题thathadbeenburningonmytongueforthe1astfouryears.“哈姆今晚你想不想有人陪你?”"Ham,thinkyoumight1ikea1itt1ecompanytonight?"你知道他说什么吗？Youknowwhathesaid?“改天吧布兰琪”"Maybesomeothertime,B1anche."你能相信吗？改天吧！Canyoube1ievethat?Maybesomeothertime!布兰琪这话也没那么难听啊B1anche,thatdoesn,tseemsomean.他让乐队在场地上把这句话拼了出来Hehadthebandspe11itoutonthefie1d.桃乐丝直到今天And,Dorothy,tothisday,哈姆卢斯堡仍然是我.Ham1ushboughremainstheoneman这辈子都征服不了的男人inmyentire1ifeIcou1dnotconquer.唯一一个Theone!但是到了周六晚上我有一种感觉ButcomeSaturdaynightIhaveafee1ing“没有我布兰琪征服不了的男人”的牌子该立起来了myrecord'sgonnabeintactagain.如果我是布兰琪我就不会这么肯定了Iwou1dn'tbesosureifIwereB1anche.这些事情并不是命中注定的Sometimesthesethingsaren'tmeanttobe.就像我和法布里齐奥里贝诺1ikemeandFabrizioRibeno.我们正在一场热恋中Wewereonthevergeof这时命运就来插手了apassionate1oveaffairwhenDestinyintervened.别告诉我插手的是他老婆德斯特妮里贝诺？Don'tte11me,hiswife.DestinyRibeno?我的天她脾气暴躁Right,boy,didshehaveatemper.她拽着他后面的头发把他拖走的Shedraggedhimawaybythehaironhisback,用手摇意面机砸破门也脑袋smashedhissku11witharavio1icrank,把他软绵绵的身体扔进河里andthrewhis1impbodyintheriver.那是你不会在明信片上看到的西西里That'saSici1yyoudon'tseeonpostcards.萝丝你在干什么？Rose,whatareyoudoing?我正试着用手电筒和烤盘把那个不明飞行物引回来mtryingto1urethatUFObackwithaf1ash1ightandapiepan.我曾经在圣奥拉夫时代上读过一篇文章Ireadanartic1eonceintheSt.O1afTime上面说这是最好的方法thatsaidthisisthebestwaytodoit.又意为：圣奥拉夫是什么时间什么是圣奥拉夫时代？What'stheSt.O1afTime?这里是7:15减去一个小时We11,it's7:15here,yousubtractanhour.算了吧Forgetit!算了吧Forgetit.听着别再胡闹r萝丝Now,1ook,a11thisnonsensehastost
