The Golden Girls《黄金女郎（1985）》第三季第十五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

谢谢你做我的朋友Thankyouforbeingafriend.旅行数日后又重回此处Trave1eddowntheroadandbackagain.你的心是如此真诚Yourheartistrue.你是我的贴心好友You,reapa1andaconfidante.若你要开个派对Andifyouthrewaparty.邀请所有熟人到场Invitedeveryoneyouknew.你将发现最好的礼物是我送出的Youwou1dseethebiggestgiftwou1dbefromme.贺卡上将会写着Andthecardattachedwou1dsay.感谢你与我为友,Thankyouforbeingafriend"黄金女郎第三季第十五集嗨索菲娅HiSophia.你在做什么？Whatyoucooking?给老年中心的一个男人做千层面1asagnaforaguyatthecenter.哦!他可爱吗？Oh!Ishecute?可爱他84岁了头发都没了Cute.He's84doesn'thaveahaironhishead嘴里没有一颗真牙全身都是肝斑orarea1toothinhismouthandhisbody'scoveredwith1iverspots.回答你的问题他很可爱Toansweryourquestionhe'sadorab1e.看我为化妆舞会准备的漂亮衣服1ookatthegreatcostumeIgotforthemasqueradeba11.我不知道是做脑袋还是做屁♥股♥Ican'tdecidewhethertobethefrontendortherearend.我现在心情很好minaromanticmood.你这个选择的机会我还是让它溜走吧mgonna1etthatgo1denopportunitypassrightby.你好桃乐茜你好-HiDorothy.-Ohhe11o.我准备了舞会的戏服Igotourcostumefortheba11atthecounse1ingcenter.又到了这时候了吗？Isittimeforthatagain?这是这个时候最大的社交活动It,sthebiggestsocia1eventoftheseason.桃乐茜会很有趣的不会好玩的-Dorothyit'11befun.-Itwi11notbefun.我的生活中没有乐趣Thereisnofuninmy1ife.你是否曾经觉得自己陷入了一成不变的生活Haveyoueverfe1t1ikeyou'restuckinarut只是走过场没有快乐和兴奋的感觉？goingthroughthemotionswithnojoyp1easureorexcitement?当然有了那就是我和你父亲的性生活Sure.Thatwasmysex1ifewithyourfather.妈我还有日常工作我几乎没有社交生活Mamyjobisroutine.Ihavevirtua11ynosocia11ife.我对什么都不感兴趣我的生活变得枯燥乏味了Nothinginterestsme.My1ifehasjustbecomedu11andboring.你的幽默感轻松的笑声那种不在乎的态度Where'sthatsenseoffunthat1ighthearted1aughter哪里去了？thatdevi1-may-careattitude?索菲亚桃乐茜什么时候这样过？SophiawhenwasDorothyever1ikethat?从来没有从她12岁起我就直在问她这些问题Never.vebeenaskingherthesequestionssinceshe's12.如果你天生沉闷那也没办法Youcan'the1pitifyou'redu11andboring.上帝这样做是为了让世界多样化Goddidthattogivethewor1dsomevariety.否则大家都会像我一样Otherwiseeverybodywou1dbejust1ikeme.都没有足够的水手哥哥相陪Andtherewou1dn'tbeenoughsai1orstogoaround.你的生活不需要这公枯燥乏味Your1ifedoesn'thavetobedu11.让它变得有趣取决于你It'suptoyoutomakeitinteresting.哦我知道你是对的OhIknow.You,reright.脱掉你的衣服做点什么Getoffyourduffanddosomething.今晚学校有一场讲座There'sa1ectureattheschoo1tonight.芭芭拉桑代克将发言BarbaraThorndykeisgoingtospeak.芭芭拉桑代克是谁？Who'sBarbaraThorndyke?一位当地小说家故事都以佛罗里达州为背景A1oca1nove1istwhosestoriesarea11setinF1orida.等一下芭芭拉桑代克Waitasecond.BarbaraThorndyke.她不是写过彭萨科拉之风吗？Didn'tshewriteEvi1WindOverPensaco1a?你知道?-我每晚睡觉都靠它-Youknowit?-1gotobedwithiteverynight.-是讲什么的?我怎么知道？-Whafsitabout?-Howshou1dIknow?我的床架子掉了一个脚轮Mymattressframe1ostacaster.我用它来保持床的平稳Iuseittokeepthebed1eve1.嗨桃乐茜嗨布兰琪-HiDorothy.-HiB1anche.有客人来吗？Areweexpectingcompany?是的芭芭拉桑代克Yep.BarbaraThorndyke.讲座结束后我向她介绍了自己Iintroducedmyse1fafterthe1ecture.我们出去喝咖啡聊了好几个小时Wewentoutandhadcoffeeandta1kedforhours.你们都聊些什么？Whatyouta1kabout?艺术文学世界大事生活Art1iteraturewor1devents1ife.我已经好几年没有聊过激动人心的话题rIhaven'thadthatstimu1atingaconversationinyears.在咱们家没有令人激动的话题？Ifyou'resayingyoucan'tgetstimu1atingconversation我觉得才不是"aroundthishouseIbegtodiffer.我真不敢相信Ican'tbe1ieveit.上面写着既然迈克尔杰克逊买♥♥不到象人ItsayssinceMichae1Jacksoncan'tbuytheE1ephantMan他就出价买♥♥象人的遗骸he,sputinabidfortheremainsoftheBigBopper.你不能相信你在报纸上看到的一切Youcan'tbe1ieveeverythingyoureadinthatrag.它迎合的是智商最低的人Itcaterstopeop1eofthe1owestinte11igence.那你为什么要买♥♥呢？Thenwhydoyoubuyit?因为这是猫王死后Becauseit'stheon1ynewspaper唯一还能跟他交流的报纸E1viswi11ta1ktofrombeyondthegrave.对不起我说到哪儿了?这不重要听着萝丝-msorry.Wherewas1?-It'snotimportant.1istenRose.把这个收起来这样芭芭拉桑代克就看不到了1et'sputthisawaysothatBarbaraThorndykewon'tseeit.芭芭拉桑代克要来吗？BarbaraThorndykeiscominghere?哇我从来没见过真正的作家Wow.venevermetarea1authorbefore.我有我曾经在一家书店排了两个小时的队Ihave.Ioncestoodin1inetwohoursatabookstore索要阿诺德施瓦辛格的签名forArno1dSchwarzenegger'sautograph.当我想到我们这个时代伟大的文学人物WhenIthinkofgreat1iteraryfiguresofourtime通常是福克纳菲茨杰拉德和施瓦辛格it'susua11yuhFau1knerFitzgera1dandSchwarzenegger.施瓦辛格是的Schwarzenegger.Yeah.-他在你的书上签名了吗？是的-Didhesignyourbook?-Yes.但那是在他拒绝在我大腿上签名之后Buton1yafterherefusedtosignmythigh.看到比他的还粗的大腿他可能很害怕Hewasprobab1yintimidatedtoseeathighbiggerthanhis.哦嗨妈妈OhhiMa.有人想吃千层面吗？Anybodywanta1asagna?我以为你是给你朋友做的Ithoughtyoumadethatforyourfriend.他说他已经吃过午饭了Hesaidhehad1uncha1ready.我提议去他家热一下千层面当晚饭吃Iofferedtogotohisp1aceandwarmitupforsupper.他说不行Hesaidno.关键是要让男人觉得你对他不感兴趣Thekeyistomakeamanthinkyou'renotinterestedinhim.主动请他吃饭让你显得太随便了Offeringtomakehimdinnermadeyou1ooktooeasy.拜托黑色内衣和馅饼P1ease.B1ackunderwearandpasties不能让我看起来很随便cou1dn'tmakeme1ookeasy.-芭芭拉请进-你好-Barbarap1easecomein.-He11o.-你好-这些是我的朋友-Ohhe11o.-Thesearemyfriends.那是布兰琪德弗罗萝丝尼伦德That'sB1ancheDevereaux.RoseNy1und.你好！Howdoyoudo?请坐请坐Sitdown.Sitdown.芭芭拉桃乐茜告诉我们你是个作家We11BarbaraDorothyte11susyou'reanauthor.不我只是个撰稿人马拉默德是个真正的作家Nomjustawriter.Ma1amud,sanauthor.我以为马拉默德是巧克力饼FIthoughtma1amudswerechoco1atecookies中间放棉花糖的withmarshma11owsinthemidd1e.那是马洛马萝丝Thosearema11omarsRose.一种美国流行的巧克力甜点由棉花糖、饼干和巧克力组成桃乐茜我想给你一本我最