Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken《变身吉妹（2023）》完整中英文对照剧本.docx
玛戈特：太戏剧了特雷文：哇图书馆卧♥槽♥玛戈特：你看到图书馆了吗布丽丝：大报应特雷文：怪物玛格特：你说有怪物好吓人布丽丝：时间就在近期特雷文：BOSS级怪物露比你在哪里我们都在烧烤派对你在路上了吗我们成功了干得好海洋是个神秘的世界Theoceanisamysteriouswor1d.陆地的居民只能发挥想象Onethat1anddwe11erscanon1ybegintoimagine.当然你以为你知道海面之下藏着什么Ofcourse,youthinkyouknowwhat1iesbeneaththesurface.但生活在那里的海洋生物Ah,buttheseacreatureswho1ivethere,即使你对它们有所想象we11,eventheonesyouhaveimagined,你也想的大错特错you'veimaginedthemwrong.以神话中强大的北海巨妖为例Takethemythica1,mightygiantkraken.嗜血的怪物B1oodthirstymonster,拖沉船只溺毙水手sinkerofships,drownerofsai1ors.这是你们人类所想That'swhatyoupeop1ethink.可是在现实生活中海妖是高贵的保护者Yousee,inrea11ife,krakensarenob1eprotectors.海洋永远需要一只海妖Theseawi11a1waysneedakraken,而海妖永远会回应呼唤andakrakenwi11a1waysanswertheca11.小露比Ruby-doo.嘿玛戈特Hey,Margot.我快好奇死了Iamdyingofsuspense.你妈妈怎么说Whatdidyourmomsay?我昨晚没敢开口We11,Ichickenedout1astnight,但我现在就去问她就在此刻butmgoingtoaskhernow,rightnow,thissecond.你做我教你的Didyoudotheconfidence-bui1ding信心建立练习了吗exerciseItaughtyou?我做了更有效的事Ididsomethingevenbetter.嘿Oh,hey.高中毕业舞会是每个青少年的神圣仪式Juniorpromisthesacredriteofeveryhumanteenager.作为一个几乎无法完成这件Asakrakenwhoisbare1ypu11ingoff人类事情的海妖thiswho1ehumanthing,我需要参加这样才能融入其中IneedtobetheresothatIcanb1endin.同时作为自豪的数学狂And,asaproudmath1ete,我知道要找一个潜在的解决方案Iknowthattofindapotentia1so1ution,我必须评估这个问题Ihavetoeva1uatetheprob1em.我知道规则Now,Iknowtheru1es.我们家永远不允许下海Ourfami1yisnota11owedintheocean,ever.无论什么原因Foranyreason.我喜欢规则AndI1overu1es.真的我非常非常喜欢Ido.Irea11y,rea11ydo.但是舞会船在水上Butthepromboatisonthewater,不是在水里notinthewater.你也许会问“万一有风暴呢”"Whatifthere'sastorm?"youmightask.我分♥析♥了天气趋势数据We11,veana1yzedweathertrenddata,我靠谱的朋友互联网andmytrustyfriend,theInternet,向我保证舞会之夜会风平浪静hasassuredmethatitwi11besmoothsai1ingonpromnight.最后这是舞会船的船长And1ast1y,thisisthecaptainofsaidpromboat.你看那双眼睛1ookintothoseeyes.告诉我他没有看到任何问题Te11mehehasn'tseenita11.我可以把性命托付给他你也应该如此Itrusthimwithmy1ife,andsoshou1dyou.所以我露比吉尔曼AndthatiswhyI,RubyGi11man,应该参加舞会谢谢shou1dgotoprom.Thankyou.求你了求你了P1ease,p1ease,p1ease,p1ease,p1ease!很有力的展示Strongpresentation.我喜欢这种活力但还是不行宝贝I1iketheenergy,butit'ssti11ano,honey.可是老妈依据科学互联网But,Mom,evidence,science,Internet.相信我露比我知道什么对你最好Trustme,Ruby,Iknowwhat'sbestforyou.最好就是永远呆在陆地上Andwhat'sbestistoa1waysstayon1and.所以我才搬到这里That'swhywemovedhere.这对我们来说更安全It'smuchsaferforus.抱歉小可爱妈妈说得对Sorry,Tadpo1e,Mom'sright.山姆吃早餐了Sam,breakfast!嘿你不是说舞会是后什么Hey,didn'tyousaythatpromwasapostbo1ogna1.后殖民父权产物没错Postco1onia1patriarcha1construct.Itis.但我们要作为一个集体参加Butwewou1dgoasagroup.作为一种抗♥议♥形式Asaformofprotest.哇哦勇气可嘉Wow.Sobrave.你们觉得如何我为大型开♥盘♥仪式准备了这些Whatdoyouthink?Ihadtheseprintedformybig1aunchparty.我觉得我恋爱了Ithinkmin1ove.呕你还需要我去那里吗B1ech.Doyousti11needmetobethere?需要这是成败攸关的时刻Yes.Thisisamake-or-breakmoment.我要卖♥♥掉整个开♥发♥项目mse11inganentiredeve1opment.可是妈妈你But,Mom,you,re.阿加莎吉尔曼AgathaGi11man,我击败了竞争对手andIs1aythecompetition.她给r我们梦想中的家我就不问是怎么做到的了Shegotusourdreamhome,andmnotaskinghow.我只是想给潜在买♥♥家展示下We11,1justwanttoshowpotentia1buyers一个幸福的海滨家庭是什么样子whatahappyOceansidefami1y1ooks1ike.我今天歇业这样就能够专心烧烤11bec1osingmyshopforthedaysoIcanmanthegri11.从冷男变成烤男Fromchi11mantogri11man.亚瑟你该考虑一下Ooh,Arthur,youshou1dthinkabout请个人帮你hiringsomeonetohe1pyou.自从你开始搞“瓶子靓起来”生意一直很旺BusinesshasbeenboomingsinceyoustartedBott1edUp.你们好Heythere.欢迎回到“瓶子靓起来”We1comebacktoBott1edUp.现在让我们扬起风帆Now,1et,shoistthosesai1s.魔法Magic.哇哦你俩真是天生一对Wow,youtwoarequitethepowercoup1e.你认为那很棒吗Youthinkthat'sgreat?你现在看到的是不败的躲避球冠军You're1ookingattheundefeateddodgeba11champ.他是个传奇He,sa1egend.Ooh.好好你们都很牛逼Yeah,yeah.Youguysarea11crushingit.哦露比不要低估自己Oh,Ruby,don'tse11yourse1fshort.你的数学很棒You'reamazingatmath.就是我帮康纳通过代数考试的IamthereasonConnor,spassinga1gebra.哦康纳Oh,Connor.梦中情人-山姆Sodreamy.Sam.是你爱上他的0w.You'retheonein1ovewithhim.嘿住手你们每人都挨了一下Hey,hey.Stop.Youeach1andedone.海洋生物学家季刊MarineBio1ogistQuarter1y?噢露比你还在看这些垃圾Oh,Ruby.You'resti11readingthistrash?人类并不了解海洋的一切Humansdon'tknoweverythingabouttheocean.妈妈海洋下面的世界Mom,there'sawho1ewor1ddownthere我从没见过thatIhaveneverseen.海强浮游生物珊瑚礁Je11yfish,p1ankton,cora1reefs.但那里还有什么Butwhate1se1ivesthere?我知道有怪物1know.Monsters.那些怪物想伤害我们这种海妖Andthosemonsterswanttohurtkrakens1ikeus.这里是我们的归属海滨才是我们的家Thisiswherewebe1ong.Oceansideisourhome.那就让我去舞会帮我融入社会Thenhe1pmefitinby1ettingmegotoprom.露比答案是不行Ruby,theanswerisno.该走了Timetogo.妈妈-吉尔曼传盘给吉尔曼Mom.Gi11mandishestoGi11man.压哨后仰跳投Thefadeawayatthebuzzer,进啦-耶andit'sgood!Yeah.哦呼Woo-hoo!所有人站直了1imbup,everyone.咱们今天好好做个人1et'sa11haveaveryhumanday.我们一直骗人你们不觉得心烦吗Doesitbotheryouguysthatwe1ietoeveryonea11thetime?我们不是骗人只是忽略事实Oh,we'renot1ying.We,rejustomitting.好吧Yeah,okay.记住了Andremember.有人问起就说我们来自加拿大Ifanyoneasks,we'refromCanada.哇哦发生什么了Whoa,what'shappening?我们该停下吗旅行结束了吗Arewesupposedtobestopped?Isourtourover?抱歉
