Weird Science《摩登保姆（1985）》完整中英文对照剧本.docx
太美了Thisissobeautifu1.你说得对加里Youknowit,Gary.看看她1ookather.知道我想干什么吗？Doyouknowwhatd1iketodo?跟她们一起淋浴Showerwiththem.然后去城里Thenwehitthecity,baby,炫耀deadon,喝点酒fora1itt1edrinks,夜生活跳跳舞a1itt1enight1ife,dancing.跳舞Dancing.举♥行♥一个大型派对Wethrowahugeparty,Imeanhugeparty.邀请所有人出席到处都是女人Everybody'sinvited,womeneverywhere.这些女孩都会到场A11thesegir1s,they'rea11there.到处都是裸体Nakedbodieseverywhere.加里Gary.她们都会知道我的名字They'11knowmyname.什么？What?没人喜欢我们Nobody1ikesus.Nobody.你为何破坏这种幻想？Whyareyoumessingwiththefantasy?现实那么残酷Weknowabouttherea1ity.别破坏幻想好吗？Don'truinthefantasy,okay?然后Andthen,我们就出名了we'reahit,man.还会受人尊敬We'repopu1ar,We,rerevered.这下就爽了Man,we,restuds.当烟雾散去之后Whenthesmokec1ears,right.那两位女士thosetwodames野疯狂地彻底地fa11amazing1y,comp1ete1y,爱1二我们怀特andtota11yin1ovewithus,Wyatt.看看Checkitout.哟！Yo!看看我们！Checkusout!非常抱歉1ook,we'resorryabout.她充满活力She'sa1ive她充满活力She'sa1ive摩登保姆Weirdscience摩登保姆Weird哦Ooh摩登保姆Weirdscience塑料管平底锅P1astictubesandpotsandpans一点一滴Bitsandpieces制♥造♥魔法Andmagicfromourhands我们在创造摩登保姆We'remakin'weirdscience我从没见过的事物Ooh,thingsveneverseenbefore在紧锁的门后Behindbo1teddoors幻想这是我的创造Andimagine,it'smycreation这是真的？Isitrea1?这是我的创造It'smycreation我不知道Idonotknow不要犹豫Nohesitations你金子做的心Yourheartofgo1d就如血肉Isf1eshandb1ood我不知道Idonotknow我为何会知道？WhydoIknow?我的心我的手Frommyheartandfrommyhand为何别人不明白Whydon'tpeop1eunderstand我的意图？Myintentions呜摩登保姆Oohoohoohoohoohoohoohweirdscience呜Ooh呜呜Ooh,ooh摩登保姆Weirdscience我从没见过的事物Thingsveneverseenbefore在紧锁的门后Behindbo1teddoors摩登保姆Weirdscience一点一滴Bitsandpiecesandbitsandpieces一点一滴Andbitsandpieces摩登Science保姆Weird你父母到底去哪了？Wheredidyourparentsgo,anyway?辛辛那提Cincinnati.他们去见我姐姐想嫁的人They'remeetingtheguymysisterwantstomarry.克洛伊?谁会娶她？Ch1oe?Whothehe11wou1dmarryCh1oe?他正在读兽医He,sstudyingtobeavet.别弄得一团糟Don'tmakeamess.女仆周一才来Themaiddoesn,tcometi11Monday.你父母怎么突然间相信你了？Howcomeyourparentssudden1ytrustyou?切特就要从大学回家度周末Chet,scominghomefromco11egefortheweekend.他负责管理这里He,sincharge.切特?糟了！Chet?Shit!你就该告诉我Youshou1dhaveto1dmethis在我来借宿之前beforeIagreedtos1eepover.你教我如何忍♥受他？Howdoyouputupwithhim?我不听他的话他就会毒打我IfIdon't,hebeatstheshitoutofme.这是他在军校里染上的习惯It'sahabithepickedupinmi1itaryschoo1.他很保护我He'sveryprotectiveofme.关系真亲密Nicere1ationship.你看！1ook.!不必害怕There'snothingtofear.你看1ook.没有流血没有腐烂Nob1ood,nodecay.你去修理电极Goon.Fixthee1ectrodes.还有很多令你害怕的事情You'11havep1entytobeafraidof夜结束之前beforethenight'sover.暴风雨来得正是时候Thestormwi11bemagnificent.天堂中所有关于电的秘密A11thee1ectrica1secretsofheaven.时机到了弗里兹Thistimewe,reready,Fritz.开始最后一个测试1et'shaveonefina1test.启动Throwtheswitches.在这机器里面Hereinthismachine,有一种神秘的光Ihavediscoveredthegreatray这是世上最早出现的thatfirstbrought1ifeintothewor1d.现在是最后的步骤Here,sthefina1touch.弗里兹你偷来的大脑thebrainyousto1e,Fritz.一个已死男人的大脑ThebrainofadeadmanIE等着在我制♥造♥的人体中复活waitingto1iveagaininabodyImade.这并不是一个坏主意It'snotabadidea.什么？What?15分钟后暴风雨In15minutes,thestorm.制♥造♥一个女孩Makingagir1.其实是创造一个女孩Actua11ymakingagir1.就像弗兰肯斯坦（科学怪人）just1ikeFrankenstein,只是更加可爱exceptcuter.不许任何人进入！Nobodymustcomehere.!别碰！Don'ttouchit.!对不起博士Sorry,Doctor.你说真的？You'reserious.是的Yes.看着我的眼睛1ookmeintheeyes.我看起来像说真的吗？DoI1ookserious?你疯了！You'recrazy.!我疯了?CrazyamI?你很快就会知道We'11see我是否疯了whethermcrazyornot.加里华♥莱♥士♥这太恶心了GaryWa11ace,that'sabso1ute1ygross.我决不去挖掘已死女孩的尸体mnotdiggingupdeadgir1s.我不是这个意思mnotta1kingaboutdiggingupadeadgir1.我是说用你的电脑傻瓜mta1kingaboutyourcomputer,idiot.你可以用电脑虚构一个Youcansimu1atestuffonyourcomputer.我们不能虚构一个女孩吗？Whycan'twesimu1ateagir1?我想应该可以但为何要这么做？IguessIcou1d,butwhy?这是二维的形像It'stwo-dimensiona1onthescreen.并不是血肉之躯1t,snotf1eshandb1ood.但我们可以向她提问Butwecanaskitquestions.把她放在真实的情景之中We'11putitinrea1-1ifesexua1situations看她有何反应andseehowitreacts.你在加拿大的女友怎么办？We11,whataboutyourgir1inCanada?她住在加拿大She1ivesinCanada.她没什么道德观念Shehasnomora1s.我不喜欢这样的女孩Idon't1ikethatinagir1.不管怎样开始工作Anyway,gettowork.非常好Verynice.等等怀特.我了解女性的特徵Ho1dit,Wyatt.Iknowfema1estats.如果超过手掌大小Anythingbiggerthanahandfu1,你遇见过没有？you'reriskingasprainedtongue.是的-是的Yeah.Yeah.好极Perfect.好了现在如何？Okay.Nowwhat?要给她一个大脑吗？Shou1dwegiveherabrain?是的我们要和她下棋Yeah.We'11p1aychesswithher.下棋？-只管给她一个大脑Chess?Justgiveherabrain.我的设备只能做到这些That'sa11wecandowithmystuff.这么低智能的人能做什么？Didyougetafreetoasterwiththis,too?关键是这主意并不好Theprob1emis,thisisa1ameidea.你的电脑太低级Yourcomputerisawimp.我们需要更多力量Weneeda1otmorepower.你有何建议？Whatdoyousuggest?我们进去了We'rein.我们有麻烦了加里We'reintroub1e,Gary.这是高度违法行为Thisishigh1yi11ega1.我们必须得到这些数据Wegottofi11thisthingwithdata.尽量把她做得逼真We'11makeherasrea1aspossib1e.我要她像真人那样Iwantherto1ive,breathe.正常呼吸正常生活Iwanthertoaerobicize.戴弗现场直播节目！1ive.!A11Dave,a11night.!我们知
