The Twilight Zone《阴阳魔界（2002）》第一季第三十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
你还有几分钟才考完You'vesti11gotafewminutes.又如何？So?也许你会想再仔细检查多一遍？We11,maybeyouwantto1ookitover.onemoretime?我没学习Ah,Ididn,tstudy.本这次考试成绩占期末总评的三分一Ben,thistestcountsforathird.ofyourfina1grade.我将不得不给你个“F”IIhavetogiveyouan"F."好的没问题Yeah,that'sOK.各位周五前交3篇论文3pagesbyFriday,peop1e.回答以下的老问题：Answertheimmorta1question:如果他们还活着.Iftheyhad1ived.罗密欧和朱丽叶有可能在一起wou1dRomeoandJu1iethavestayedtogether.还是他们只是莎士比亚笔下的贾斯廷和布兰妮的另一版本呢?orweretheyjustShakespeare'sversion.ofJustinandBritney?罗密欧和朱丽叶自杀"RomeoandJu1ietki11edthemse1ves.是因为他们都是混♥蛋♥'causetheywereasshats."笑一下你的苦日子正式结束了Smi1e.Yourday'sofficia11yover.下周之前我都笑不出那时候我作为mnotsmi1ingti11nextweek,whenmydays.一名高中教师的日子才正式结束asahighschoo1teacherareofficia11yover.这一次那帮小百厌精又做什么了？Whatdidthe1itt1eratbastardsdothistime?拜托他们什么也没做P1ease.Theydon'tdoanything.他们不学习他们不听讲Theydon'twork.Theydon't1isten.他们不在乎Theydon'tcare.而且从下周起我也一样了And,asofnextweek,neitherdoI.你精疲力尽了就这样吧你需要休息You'reburnedout,that'sa11.Youneedabreak.一个永远的休息Apermanentbreak.你对待工作认真Youtakethejobserious1y.就是这一点使你成为一名优秀的教师That'swhatmakesyouagreatteacher.请用过去时Pasttense,p1ease.好吧OK.Fine.就是这一点使你成为一名优秀的教师That'swhatmadeyouagreatteacher.实际上你喜爱这帮小讨厌精Deepdown,youIovethe1itt1eratbastards.他们也热爱你andtheyIoveyou.呃！Uhh!哦是啊他们爱我好吧Oh,yeah.TheyIoveme,a11right.他们非常爱我TheyIovemesomuch.认识一下雷切尔斯塔克MeetRache1Stark.她可能以为她准备辞掉工作Shemaythinkshe,sreadytoquiteherjob.留下她的学生们但是今天.and1eaveherstudentsbehind,buttoday.这名教师将会从义务的承担中学到课thisteacher,sgonnaIearna1essonincommitment.欢迎收看阴阳魔界courtesyoftheTwi1ightZone.嘿怪胎Hey,geek.慢一点约瑟S1owdown,Jose.为什么你们就不能降低音量？Whydon'tyouturnthatthingdown?管管后面这帮家伙行吗?！Dosomethingbackhere,wou1dyou?!我付了车费!我有我的权利！Ipaidmyfare!Igotmyrights!也许你该冷静下来Maybeyoushou1dca1mdown.快报♥警♥!Ca11thecops!我要这群小子滚下车马上！Iwantthesekidsoffthebus,rightnow!哦天哪！Oh,God.（画外音）你正在另一维度进行旅行You'retrave1ingtoanotherdimension.一个不仅是只有情景和声音的维度adimensionnoton1yofsightandsound.而且还有灵魂butofmind.一次只能在幻想中才有的神奇世界的旅程.AjourneyintoawondrousIand.whoseboundariesareon1ythatoftheimagination.你正在进入阴阳魔界You'reentering.闻起来确实捧Thatsme11srea11ygood.你迟了You're1ate.是啊我迟了呃比赛进入了加时赛Yes,Iam.Uh,gamewentintoovertime.而我们仍然输了Andwesti111ost.呃然后我听说你车子的事了Uh.oh,andthenIheardaboutyourcar.那真糟糕Thatsucks.是啊Yeah.你没事吧？Youa11right?问家路上发生了点事Somethinghappenedonthewayhome.在巴士上有个男人Therewasamanonthebus.他心脏病发作我努力给他做心脏复苏Hehadaheartattack.ItriedtogivehimCPR.但他死掉了but.hedied.那一定很可怕Thatmusthavebeenawfu1.确实Itwas.你以前见过人死吗？Haveyoueverseenanyonedie?见过我祖父那时我10岁Yeah,mygrandfather,whenIwas10.有什么.古怪的事情发生吗?Didanything.weirdhappen?怎样怪法？Weirdhow?那男人死之前Beforethemandied.我看见他的脸有光发出Isawthis.Iightaroundhisface.就像个光环？1ikeaha1o?没那么漂亮不过是啊1esscheesy,but,yeah.那可真怪That'sweird.问题是我在约瑟脸上也看到光了Thethingis,Isawthe1ightonJose,too.谁？Who?约瑟莫利纳)oseMo1ina.二年级生在我的英国文学班上Sophomore.OneOfmyEng1ish1itkids.当时他IE踩着滑板Hewasridinghisskateboard.我本以为那只是有东西进了我的眼睛可是.1thoughtitwasjustsomethinginmyeye,but.什么？What?没什么了Nothing.嘿约瑟没事Hey,Josewasjustfine.我有点儿盼望你会笑着对我说那都只是我的幻想Iwaskindofcountingonyouto1augh.andte11meitwasa11inmyhead.我肯定那确实是msureitis.不过正好在你向学校辞职ButIdon,tthinkit'sacoincidence.之后你看见了奇怪的光thatyou're-you,reseeingstrange1ights.我认为这并不是一种巧合rightaftergivingnoticeattheschoo1.什么意思？Meaning?意思是呃.Meaning,uh.也许你感到有点内疚maybeyou'refee1inga1itt1egui1ty.为什么？Whatfor?因为要离开孩子们For1eavingthekids.因为要放弃教书forgivinguponteaching.无论你说什么Whateveryousay.你还是象我们中的其他人一样开始想要产生影响yousti11startedout1iketherestofus.wantingtomakeadifference.告别以前的日子总是比较难的It's-it'sgonnabehardto1etthatgo.现在我正We11,hereIam.潇洒告别Iettinggo.那些孩子没了我将会很好的.Thosekidswi11bejustfinewithoutme.而我没了他们将会更好andIIbemorethanfinewithoutthem.我只是过了个古怪的下午Ijusthadaweirdafternoon.就是这样That'sa11.为什么莫枯修要说SowhydoesMercutiosay.”你们两家都不得好死”？"Ap1agueonbothyourhouses"?他想让每个人都死去Hewantedeveryonedead.可是罗密欧是他的朋友对吗？ButRomeowashisfriend,right?为什么他会想让他的朋友去死？Whywou1dhewanthisfriendtodie?阿莉？Ar1ie?呃.莫枯修快死了Um,Mercutiowasdying.他很孤独Hewasa11a1one.他没有任何朋友Hedidn'thaveanyfriends.我赌你很清楚那种感觉是怎样的呃？Betyouknowwhatthatfee1s1ike,huh?闭嘴-布莱恩Shutup.-Brian-斯塔克小姐你没事吧？Ms.Stark,youOK?我很抱歉不得不通知你们msorrytohavetote11youthis.昨天约瑟莫利纳在放学回家的路上被一辆车撞倒了JoseMo1ina.washitbyacar.onhiswayhomefromschoo1yesterday.今天早上他死了Hediedthismorning.至少他父母还有另外20个小孩在家中跑来跑去的对吧？1easthisparentsgotanother20bambinos.runningaroundathome,right?去校长办公室布莱恩！Gototheprincipa1'soffice,Brian!那样子说是不可原谅的！Thatkindofta1kisunacceptab1e!你看什么看走狗？Whatareyou1ookingat,Too1?谁要想去见学校管♥理♥员♥的话Anyonewhowantstoseetheschoo1CounseIor-谁要想去见学校管♥理♥员♥的话Anyonewhowantstoseetheschoo1counse1or.她的办公室门口有一块标记牌there,sasign-upsheetinheroffice.他的高贵的灵魂已经升到了云端Hisn
