The Golden Girls《黄金女郎（1985）》第四季第十八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
谢谢你做我的朋友Thankyouforbeingafriend.旅行数日后又重回此处Trave1eddowntheroadandbackagain.你的心是如此真诚Yourheartistrue.你是我的贴心好友You'reapa1andaconfidante.若你要开个派对Andifyouthrewaparty.邀请所有熟人到场Invitedeveryoneyouknew.你将发现最好的礼物是我送出的Youwou1dseethebiggestgiftwou1dbefromme.贺卡上将会写着Andthecardattachedwou1dsay.感谢你与我为友,Thankyouforbeingafriend"黄金女郎第四季第十八集嗨布兰琪Hi,B1anche.姑娘们你们是我在这个世界上最好的朋友Gir1s,youaremyverybestfriendsintheentirewor1d,比我认识的任何人都更信任和尊重你们andItrustandrespectyoumorethananypeop1eIknow.所以我要你们告诉我实话SoIwantyoutote11methetruth.你们觉得我能胜任我的工作吗？Now,honest1y,doyouthinkmcompetentatwhatIdo?根据你卧室里的声音Basedonthesoundsfromyourbedroom,我敢打赌你一定很了不起dbetyou'redamnnearspectacu1ar.我说的是我在博物馆的工作Iamta1kingaboutmyjobatthemuseum.你当然很棒布兰琪Ofcourseyou'recompetent,B1anche.不然他们也不会留你五年Imean,theywou1dn'thavekeptyouforfiveyearsifyouweren,t.那你们觉得我老板We11,thenwhydoyouthinkmyboss为什么总盯着我看？isconstant1y1ookingovermyshou1der?我猜是你的V领和托举式胸罩Iwou1dguessap1ungingneck1ineandapush-upbra.我发誓有时候我真想放弃Iswear,sometimesIthinkIjustwannathrowinthetowe1提前退休算了andtakeanear1yretirement.我想知道能否在49岁或50岁时领到社保Iwonderifyoucanco11ectSocia1Securityat49,50.那是什么布兰琪？4950,whatisthatB1anche,社保大楼的地址吗？theaddressoftheSocia1Securitybui1ding?别这样了你只是今天工作不顺Comeonnow.Youhadabaddayatwork.我们每个人都会这样但我们不会退休Happenstoa11ofus,butwe'renotretiring.我不知道如果我退休了要做什么ButIjustdon'tknowwhatddoifIretired.没有问题需要解决没有挑战Noprob1emstoso1ve,nocha11enges.我怕我的脑子思维会变迟缓dbeafraidmymindwou1dgosoft.别这么说萝丝简直太可笑了Don'teventa1kthatway,Rose.That'scrazyta1k.如果有一些投资可以有备无患就太好了Itsurewou1dbenicetohavesomeinvestmentstofa11backon,though.我只是从没想过这件事Ijustneverhadamindforthat.我也没我从来没想过经济问题Meneither.Ineverhadamindformoneymatters.我以前总是让斯坦利处理我们所有的投资Ia1waysusedto1etStan1eyhand1ea11ourinvestments.他还有那种头脑？Didhehaveaheadfornumbers?斯坦利？Stan1ey?这个男人必须脱♥光♥衣服才能从1数到21Themanusedtohavetogetnakedtocountto21.再来点再多一点1itt1emore.Anotherone.如果现在你问我我们投资情况很好慢慢开始Now,ifyouaskme,wearedoingfine,startingouts1ow,你知道一起开那张存款单youknow,goinginonthatcertificateofdeposittogether.这是最简单的理财方式Imean,it'sthesimp1estformOfinvestment傻瓜也不会搞砸的Anidiotcou1dn'tscrewitup.顺便问一下萝丝今天银行存单的利率是多少？Bytheway,Rose,whatwastheratetodayfortheCDatthebank?我今天没去银行桃乐茜Ididn'tgotothebanktoday,Dorothy.我被提前叫去上班所以我让索非亚代去的Iwasca11edintoworkear1y,soIaskedSophiatogoforus.你让妈带着我们的三千块离开了家？You1etMa1eavethehousewith$3,000ofourmoney?怎么了吗？What'swrongwiththat?怎么了？What'swrong?她很可能会换一把魔豆回来！Oddsareshe'11probab1ycomebackwithahandfu1ofmagicbeans!桃乐茜放松点DorothyJustre1ax.你妈妈是个负责任的女人Yourmotherisaresponsib1ewoman.她知道我们费了多大劲才攒下那笔钱Sheknowshow1ongittookustosavethatmoney.你可以信任她Youcantrusther.先别生气Don'tgetmad.妈你今天开存款单吗？Ma,didyoubuytheCDtoday?并没有我说了先别生气Notexact1y.Isaid,don'tgetmad.索菲亚你把我们的钱拿去哪儿了？Sophia,whatdidyoudowithourmoney?我觉得你们会惊讶的Ithinkyou'regonnaberea11yimpressed.我和在汽车站遇到的人做了一笔非常明智的交易Imadeaveryshrewddea1withaguyImetatthebusstop.天哪！Oh!我知道照顾他要有责任心我买♥♥了一个拳击手（斗犬）Now,Iknowit'sabigresponsibi1itytotakecareofone,butIboughtaboxer.你花了3000美元买♥♥一条狗？Youspent$3,000foradog?他不是狗他是冠军He,snodog.He'sawinner.来吧佩佩Comeonin,Pepe.等等妈你买♥♥了个职业拳击T-?Waitaminute.Ma,youboughtaprizefighter?这是千载难逢的投资It'saonce-in-a-1ifetimeinvestment.再过一周你们就会膜拜我了Aweekfromnow,you'regonnabekissingthegroundIwa1kon.是啊然后你就会挂在墙上让我们膜拜了Yeahandyou'regonnabe1ookingupatitfromtheotherside.一周后会发生什么？Whathappensaweekfromtonight?佩佩告诉他们Pepe,te11them.佩佩砰砰Pepe,boom-boom.打败冈萨雷斯！Ki11Gonza1es!好样的Attaboy,tiger.佩佩我们说话的时候你先去跑步吧？Hey,Pepe,whydon'tyoudosomeroadworkwhi1eweta1k?移♥民♥局来了佩佩Immigration,Pepe,immigration.不用担心Nobodyhastoworryaboutanything.这是一生难得的机会Thisisthechanceofa1ifetime.即使佩佩输了下周的比赛也能得到一万美元EvenifPepe1osesnextweek'sfight,hesti11gets$10,000.这怎么可能呢？Howisthatpossib1e?稳赚不赔啊It'saguaranteedpurse.除了我们那三千块的投资Andforour1ousythreegrandinvestment,那就是7000美元的利润啊that,sa$7,000profit.佩佩得20%一周后Pepegetsthestandard20%,andwe're1eft我们就能拿到一大笔钱了withatidysumforon1yoneweek'swork.所以给他20%是拳击手的标准？So20%isstandardforaboxer?前提是他不会说英语Itisifhedoesn'tspeakEng1ish.妈算了带他回去吧Ma,that'sit.Forgetit,takehimback.去哪里找客服吗？Towhere,CustomerService?再说了我觉得拳击手可是不能退的Besides,Ibe1ievethere'sano-returnc1auseonfighters.除非你是罗宾吉文斯Un1essyou'reRobinGivens.1988年嫁给迈克泰森婚姻持续1年就离婚了妈这说不通啊Ma,thisisn,tmakinganysense.都是合法的我查过rIt'sa111egit.Icheckeditout.如果你不介意的话We11,1ook,ifyoudon'tmind,明天早上我们自己打儿个电♥话♥we'regonnamakeafewphoneca11sofourowninthemorning弄清楚这到底是怎么回事totrytofindoutwhatthisisa11about我是说整件事都很荒谬Imean,thewho1ethingisridicu1ous.行那这段时间我先和你住一起Fine.Inthemeantime,11bunkwithyou.我跟佩佩说他可以住我的房♥间Ito1dPepehecou1dhavemyroom.他要和我们住在一起？He,sstayingherewithus?嘿我们在训练多加一把椅子Hey,we,reintraining.Andsetanotherp1aceatthetab1e.嘿佩佩Hey,Pepe.佩佩你喜欢意大利饺子吗？Pepe,you1ikeravio1i?砰砰-打败冈萨雷斯！Boom-boom.Ki11Gonza1
