Regular Show《日常工作（2010）》第一季第十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
未来天团鸟哥快来看送来了Dude! Check it out, man! They're here!什么？What's here?我们昨晚网购的假团服Our fake band t-shirts that we ordered from that site last night.什么？一昨晚啊What? - Last night.我问你想不想加入乐团I asked you if you wanted to be in a band你就说and you said.没问题我们组个乐团好了Yes! I wanna be in a band with you.我们要想一个酷团名Alright, but we gotta have a cool band name.这个团名如何酷朋友What do you think of Cool Dudes?胖脸乐团Face Punch.夹克与肥鸟Rad and Subtract.耳温枪与玫瑰Helicopter Crash.不然就藏金胡帮What about Mustache Cash Stash?漂亮哦That's it!快订团服Order the shirts!对喔团服Oh yeah, t-shirts.你快看Check it out! Bam!鸟哥与阿天团？Mordecai and the Rigbys?不是藏金胡帮吗？What happened to Mustache Cash Stash?我换掉了超炫对吧I changed it. Awesome, right?不就是同名乐团吗？But that's just our names!我们没有必要穿着它们到处走吧We aren't really going to wear these around, are we?衣服真好看做什么用的？Rad shirts! What are those for?我们的团服They're for our band.你们有组乐团喔You guys are in a band?鸟哥与阿天团超酷的Mordecai and the Rigbys? That's so cool.不是我们没有组乐团啦No, we're not in a band.所以是假乐团？So, what, it's some sort of fake band?不是是真正的乐团No, it's a real band, but只是没有什么了不起的啦just. not a big deal, you know?你们应该去唱明晚的猩光大道Your band should play the open mic tomorrow night!对啊那是一定要的啦Yeah, for sure, totally.太棒了我好想看你们演唱喔Awesome. I can't wait to see you guys play.我们就明晚见咯Well, I guess I'll see you then.好明晚见Yeah, See you then. then.你在乱讲什么？What was that, man?不知道I dunno!我只是不想让她知道我们弄了一个假乐团I just didn't want her to think we had a stupid fake band!这样我们就要去唱明晚的猩光大道了But now we gotta play that open mic tomorrow!好啦我们可以搞定的Okay, we can totally do this.只要在明晚前练好一首歌♥就行了We just gotta learn one song by tomorrow night.一首歌♥ One song? - One song.一好了吗？一好了Ready? - Shreddy.一二三四One, two, three, four!好了停Okay, stop.去搬救兵We need help.双人二重唱啊你们好可爰喔A two-man ensemble? What a charming idea!棒棒伯你怎么会这么厉害How'd you learn to be so good, Pops?把这个丢进那台古董留声机Throw these records on the old talking machine.如何成为音乐家马上就能为猩光大道做好准备了and you'll be ready for your open mic in no time!你知道猩光大道的事？You know about the open mic night?对啊大家都知道啊Yes! Everybody knows about it!大家都会去听We're all going to be there!等一下如果我们要快速搞定你一定要很认真才行Wait. If we're gonna learn this in time. then you gotta take this seriously.什么？一穿上团服What? - Put on the shirt.好啦放唱片吧Fine. Play the record.好你想成为音乐家啊So, you want to become a musician?太棒了Bravo!好成为优秀音乐家的首要条件是什么？Now, what is the first thing all good musicians require?天赋？一没错Talent? - Yes!维持良好卫生习惯就是成为成功音乐家的大关键Good personal hygiene. is the key to becoming a successful gentleman musician! 这样至少要拖个十年This is gonna take like ten years!对啊后面还两张在排队喔Yeah, and there's still two more after this one!一定会有更快的方法There's gotta be a faster way.三张一起放咧？All three at once?好现在看看你们的Now, just locate your.二三你们一定要.one, two, threeA minor seventhHarmonic can be tapped.这样不行我听都听不懂Dude, this isn't working! I can't understand anything.我们要继续练Dude, we gotta keep going.你想在猩光大道摸到死吗？Do you wanna look like an idiot at the open mic?什么鬼？What was that?阿天是怎样啊？Dude, what's happening?我哪知道I don't know!你们是谁啊？Dude, who are you guys?我们是鸟哥与阿天We're Mordecai and Rigby.你们算哪根葱啊？Who the blazes are you?闹着玩的啦我们知道Just kiddin'. We know who you are.我们是十年后的你们Coz we're you in ten years!你们还不知情You don't know it yet,我们就是此刻教你们怎么摇滚的but this is the moment. where we teach you how to rock!阿天太厉害了Dude, this is perfect!等一下我们很烂Wait. We suck所以你们是我们你们也一定很烂and if you're us, doesn't that mean you suck too?你没听到我们刚才的演奏吗？Didn't you just hear us play?对啊我们在未来是红透半边天的乐团Yeah, we're super-successful musicians in the future.看看我们阿天Yeah, look at us, dude!我们还戴墨镜耶We're wearing sunglasses!我们的未来太闪亮不戴的话会瞎掉Our future's so bright, we gotta wear shades.漂亮啦Awesome!我们在未来有没有弄来一直很想要的那个东西？Oh, hey, in the future, do we get that thing we always wanted?那当然了We got it.漂亮啦Awesome!未来的我有没有跟志铃在一起？Oh, hey, in the future, do I get to go out with Margaret?我不想毁掉惊喜感喔I wouldn't wanna ruin the surprise.听好我们保证可以让你们为明天晚上做好准备Look. We promise we'll get you ready for tomorrow night's gig.只要你们愿意努力认真if you're willing to put in the work.好我们拼了Yeah, whatever it takes.我们十年前就说过这句话了We said the same thing ten years ago.漂亮啦Awesome!摇滚吧Let's rock!猩光大道鸟哥与阿天天团你和我四目相对猩光大道行了准备好了That's it. You're ready!我们还不会吉他耶What? - But we never learned how to play!我们连吉他都还没有拿起来We haven't even picked up a guitar.拜托我们有造型动作又酷又炫Come on, we got the look, we've got the moves down.歌♥词又倒背如流I know the lyrics backwards and forwards.现在快点教我们吉他Just teach us how to play!放心啦Don't worry.你们学会了你们会很酷You know enough. You're gonna be fine!再说现在来不及教你们了Besides, it's too late to teach you anything else.二十分钟之后就要登场Gig's in 20 minutes.我们死定了We're screwed.咖啡厅#你是我甜美小宝贝#Y
