Regular Show《日常工作（2010）》第一季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
我爰郝希耶够了杂碎All right, BeefBurrito.我再给你一次机会m gonna give you one more chance收回你刚才骂我妈的话to take back what you said about my mom.你死定了ll kill you.换手Tag up.什么？What?你想被我们痛殴吗？You want us to put the hurt on you?他好像想被痛打一顿呢I think he wants me to put the hurt on him.他好像想被你痛打一顿呢I think he wants you to put the hurt on him.你觉得他要我痛打他吗？You think he wants me to put the hurt on him?没错Yes, I do.好极了Yeah.你看到我超厉害的弹跳床招式了吗？Did you see how awesome it was when I hit the trampoline?我看到了Yeah, I did.但你在墙上撞出一个大洞这可不妙But it wasn't as awesome as when you punched that hole in the wall.我竟然听你的话I can't believe I listened to you.我就知道应该出门去工作I knew I should've gone out to do some work,却跟这只蠢玩偶摔角因为你说好玩but no. "Let's wrestle this stupid doll, it'll be fun."真的很好玩啊But it was fun.是好玩但打坏墙壁了Well yeah, but now there's a big hole in the wall.我们都二十三岁了还在墙上撞出个大洞Dude we're 23 years old. We shouldn't be bustin' holes in walls.一定会被开除We're gonna get fired for this.你是说你会被开除吧You mean. you're gonna get fired for this.什么？你丢我太大力了蠢蛋What? - You're the one who threw me too hard, you hole.别叫我蠢蛋你才蠢蛋Don't call me a hole. You're the hole.一是你吵着要玩摔角的一好啦You're the one who wanted to wrestle. - Okay,不要互相怪罪let's not blame anyone.我们该怎么补好这个洞？Now, how the ,'h,' are we gonna fix this hole?我不知道I don't know, man.我们不会补又不能花钱找人来补We can't fix it. And we definitely can't pay for it因为我们没有半毛钱'cause we don't have any money.除非你身上有钱一我没钱Unless you have some money. - No.再说我根本不知道补好这种大洞要多少钱Besides, I don't even know how much it costs to fix a hole like this.应该很贵Probably a ton.没错Exactly.所以现在只剩下一条路可以走了Which leaves us with only one possible solution.去说服班森帮我们加薪We convince Benson to give us raises.这样我们就有钱可以找人来补洞了so we can afford to pay someone else to fix it.鸟哥你真是天才Dude. You are a genius.加薪真是好方法Of course, raises.一好我们一你先等等Okay dude, here's. - Let me stop you there.我已经知道你要说什么了because I already know what you're going to say.人体手鼓Hamboning.什么？一对啊人体手鼓What? - Yeah dude, hamboning.我们去找班森说我们都要加薪We just go up to Benson and we'll be all like, "We both want raises".别闹了我们直接找他加薪解释清楚No man, stop it. We just need to ask him for a raise and just explain all the. 不行这样行不通No. That's not gonna work.你太老派了What are you, 65?不好意思老板帮我加薪好吗？"Excuse me sir, can I have a raise?"拜托我这招一定行Come on. m telling you dude.人体手鼓Hamboning.不行No.人体手鼓有天会救你一命Hamboning will save your life someday.比如说“你想抢我的钱？ vIt'll be all like, "What? You trying to mug me?"不行绝对行不通懂吗？No, we're not doing that. Okay? Okay?好啦Fine.我有好办法了I know what to do.你准备好要加薪了吗？Are you ready for raises?那是哪里来的？How did you get that?我自有办法I have my methods.我不懂这台怎么弄到加薪？I don't know dude, how's that gonna get us raises?你仔细看我示范一次Oh, come on, man. Look, just come check it out.它能解决我们所有的问题This is the answer to all our problems.你帮它取名了吗？Have you named her yet?我想让你来取名Actually, I thought you could do the honors.真的？Really?我很希望我的女朋友You know, ve always wanted to date a girl named.一叫做郝希耶一郝希耶？The Power. - The Power?我喜欢I like it.郝希丽酷Cool. - Cool.好了多放点感情All right, this time with feeling.好准备好了？Yeah. Ready?一可以了 一来吧Okay. - Yeah.五六七八Five, six, seven, eight.帮我们加薪吧废物Give us a raise, loser一是棒棒伯一你们好Heyl it's Pops. - Hello.棒棒伯你好Hey Pops, what's up?刚才我听到的是音乐声吗？Is that the sound of music I hear?我们用郝希丽对付棒棒伯吧Dude, lets use the power on Pops.可是棒棒伯有点怪怪的I don't know. Pops is kinda weird.所以才要拿他来当实验品啊Exactly. At least we can test it out on him.就算失败他也不会生气And he won't get mad at us if it doesn't work.好吧不过别叫他废物Okay, but let's not call him a loser.为什么？他很敏感我不想弄哭他Why not? - He's sensitive. I don't want him to cry, 只要能够加薪就行了I just want him to give us a raise.好啦来吧Okay, lets do it.棒棒伯听好Hey, Pops. Check it.五六七八 Five, six, seven, eight.给我们加薪吧棒棒伯Give us a raise, Pops好听你们真不赖Good show. Jolly good show.帮你们加薪当然没问题A pay increase. Yes, of course.我拿一下钱包Just let me get my billfold.圈圈棒棒糖Butterscotch ripple.先走了Ta ta.一还真的有用一我就说吧DUde, I think that just worked. - Yeah, I know.要不是棒棒伯怪怪的I mean, if Pops wasn't so weird, 搞不好会给我们真钱he might have given us actual money.一定给Totally.班森Hey, Benson. - Hey, Benson.五六七八Five, six, seven, eight.你们在干嘛？What are you doing?帮我们加薪吧废物Give us a raise, loser好吧你们工作是很努力You know, you guys have been working harder.的确有资格加薪I think you deserve a raise.我们过几天讨论加薪的幅度We can negotiate your new rates later in the week.现在先给二十块but for now, how's twenty bucks sound?继续加油Keep up the good work.你知道这个代表什么吗？Do you realize what this means?可以补大洞了 ？We can fix the hole.不是我们能为所欲为了No. We can do everything we ever wanted.8 0年代金属你们刚刚做的事很不好You guys shouldn't be doing what you just did.什么事？飞天还是撞出洞What, the flying, or the hole?什么洞？一搬出郝希丽他发现了What hole? - Dude, get to
