Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第二季第二十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

早上好Good morning.海角乐园/瑞士家庭鲁宾逊Swiss Family Robinson 1960年电影 喔瑞士家庭Ron宾逊那顶帽子太展♥ 了Whoo! Swiss Family Ron-binson! That hat is dope.谢了 TomThanks, Tom.你介意我把这个诱人之物在我穹顶上试一下吗You mind if I rock that bad Larry on my dome?戴在我头上试试桃花运Wear it on my head? Try it on the ladies?请便吧Be my guest.嗨我是Tom我头上有只浣熊Hi, I'm Tom. I have a raccoon on my head.打扰一下我这个朋友在你的垃圾里挖宝Excuse me? My friend over here was digging through your trash我觉得我们有很多共同点我是Tomand I think we may have a lot in common. m Tom.有空一起看个电影吗Would you like to see a movie sometime?你是只浣熊吗Are you a raccoon?因为你在我的帽子里跑了一整天Because you've been running around my hat all day.脑子里Head all day.姑娘你比珍爰更是真爰GirL you're more precious than Precious.不Uh-uh.“漂亮帽子想做♥爰♥吗”那是你跟我说的"Nice hat. Wanna bone?" That's you, talking to me.不这句如何“是的我是个猎人捕获你的季节到了“No. How about, "Yes, I am a hunter, and it's you season."喔这也太棒了我得回去了Whoa, that's great. I gotta get back out there.你知道他们说的浣熊在头床上野兽You know what they say, animal on the head, manimal in the bed.该死姑娘你的性感秒杀了我的浣熊Damn, girl! Your hotness killed my raccoon!我有顶浣熊帽子我是个有趣的人I have a raccoon hat. m an interesting person.你好哇Hello!桃花运来了吗Any luck?没Nope.没有我想象中那么有效Didn't work out as well as I thought it would.好吧下次好运Well, better luck next time.我试过了看起来就不I tried. It just didn't seem like.哇我喜欢那顶帽子Wow. I love that hat.谢谢你女士Thank you, ma'am.公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第20集第2季第20集嘿ROn我有个惊喜要给你Hey, Ron. I have a surprise for you.11:30 Harvey James 公园见Meet me at HarveyJames Park at 11:30.为什么-是个惊喜Why? - It's a surprise!惊喜是什么What's the surprise?如果我告诉你就毁了这个惊喜If I told you, it would ruin the surprise.会毁了什么惊喜What's the surprise it would ruin?我不能告诉你I cannot tell you that.Leslie我第一任妻子Tammy尝试给我办一场惊喜生日派对Leslie, my first wife, Tammy, tried throwing me a surprise birthday party. 当我看到躲在窗户后的朋友们When I saw my friends hiding through the window,我开车去加油站报了警I drove to a gas station, called the cops告诉他们有人闯入我的家and told them people had broken into my home.我真不喜欢惊喜m not big on surprises.好的但你会喜欢这个的Okay, but you're gonna like this one.是什么-我不告诉你What is it? - m not telling you.我也不会告诉任何人And m not gonna tell anybody!好吧我告诉你Okay. I'll tell you.我们要编写公园部夏日特辑We're putting together the Parks Department Summer Catalog.大惊喜是我准备重聚And the big surprise is I am going to reunite所有在世公园部前任主任共进野餐all the living former Parks Directors at a picnic,录下整个过程record the whole thing,然后写进“欢迎辞”and then write about it in the "Welcome Letter."这是一年里最大的特辑It's the biggest catalog of the year.想想9月号♥的VogueThink of the September issue of Vogue.但对Pawnee更重要But it's more important to Pawnee.主要因为我们这也没有VogueMainly because we don't get Vogue here.我要吧这个“渴望"广♥告♥放在中间插页m gonna move this "Yearning" ad to the centerfold.中间插页总是最棒的部分我说的对吧JustinCenterfold, always the best part. Am I right, Justin?该死他们六周前就分手了 -是啊Damn, they broke up six weeks ago. - Yeah.Jerry我要看看你拍的垒球照片Jerry, I need to see your softball pictures.来了主编Here you go, Chief.哇干得漂亮很好啊-喔Wow, good job. Nice work. - Whoa!等等那不是那个古怪男吗Wait a minute. Isn't that that creepy guy?Morgan那个恋童癖Morgan? The pedophile?是就是-哦我的天Yeah, it is. - Oh, my God.哦 JeITyOh, Jerry!不会吧我也不知道啊Come on! I didn't know that!他看起来还好啊He seemed okay.我们还一起吃饭了We had dinner together.伙计们我不知道我是否明确Guys, I don't know if I made it clear, 我不想让我们的公园特辑有任何性侵者 but I don't want any sex offenders in our Parks catalog.好吧我把他的脸PS掉Okay, I will Photoshop his face.你能把你的生活PS出点好决定吗JenyCan you Photoshop your life with better decisions, Jerry?好了 APril 够了Okay, April. Enough.封面照Tom你上Cover photo. Tom, you're up.这本特辑基本上就是公园部的广♥告♥This catalog is basically, like, an ad for the Parks Department, 而我喜欢广♥告♥and I love ads.我喜欢杂♥志♥上风味伏特加的广♥告♥I love magazine ads for flavored vodkas,设计师牛仔裤的广♥告♥展板billboards for designer jeans.我录电视节目只为看到广♥告♥I TiVo through shows to get to the ads.我爰广告I love ads.我们准备对这个特辑干什么What are we trying to do with this catalog?我们准备向Pawnee推销我们的夏日课程We're trying to sell Pawnee on our summer classes.如何做到用一张完美的迷人的图片How do we do that? With one perfect, captivating image.AprilApril?现代生活我们要跑向哪里Modern life. Where are we running?又是我们想要的不是我们现有的Sometimes, what we want is not always where we are.下一张Next slide.我们是否孤独Are we alone?真正的冬天是在我们心里吗Is the real winter inside our hearts?我们都在一个拒绝询问的世界里挣扎着一些意义We are all struggling for definition in a world that resists our inquiries.好的这从几个原因上都说不通Okay, this isn't gonna work for a number of reasons.一这是个夏日特辑One, this is a summer catalog.二刚刚那些完全是胡言乱语Two, that was complete gibberish.三那个小孩看起来像被遗弃了And three, that child looks like it's abandoned.所以基本上呸So, basically, boo.下一张Next slide.哦天奇怪这怎么Oh, God. Weird. How did that.那是张个人图