Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第四季第十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

早啊-嘿Morning. - Hey.嘿你能批准一下这个竞选海报的新设计吗Hey, can you approve this new design for the campaign poster?哦Ann你这美丽的违规的飞蛾Oh, Ann, you beautiful, rule-breaking moth.你知道我们在这里不能讨论我的竞选的You know we can't talk about my campaign in here.真的吗Seriously?就是个是否的问题啊It's a "yes" or "no" question.当你在竞选公职时When you're running for office,有一百万条规矩规定你能做什么不能做什么there are, like, a million rules of what you can and cannot do.是Yes.而因为我为政♥府♥工作And because I work for the government,我不能在政♥府♥大楼之内做任何竞选相关的事项I am not allowed to do anything campaign-related inside a government building. 老板我需要你的签名Boss, I need your Herbie Hancock on this.外面Outside.确实有点烦人It's kind of a pain in the ass.但是很好的锻炼But it's great exercise.但很烦人But it's a pain in the ass.所以Perd Hapley想安排在周四-行So Perd Hapley wants to do Thursday now. - Fine.你完成了维护报告吗Did you finish the maintenance report?我没完成但我会完成的I did not finish it, but I will finish it.所以等等你问的是什么来着-口号♥So wait, what was your question again? - The slogan?好吧我能就出来所以我们能吧所有事聊完呢Okay, can I just come out there, so we can talk about everything? 不April我需要把工作分开好吗No, April, I need to keep my work separate, okay?就当作是一个有趣的游戏Just think of it like a fun game.公园在里面竞选在外面Parks is inside. Campaign is outside.公园在里面竞选外面Parks is inside. Campaign's outside.哦你知道怎么样更好玩吗-怎么Ooh, you know what would make it more fun? - What?哦我的天这样Oh, my God, this.AprilApril.公园与游憩公园与游憩第4季第16集第4季第16集是时候了 LeslieIt's time, Leslie.你必须从部门休假You have to take a leave of absence from the department.Ron这也太扯了Ron, that is ridiculous.我们聊过这了 -不是你聊过了We've talked about this. - No, you've talked about it,我无视了因为这也太扯了and ve ignored it, because it is ridiculous.需要我提醒你吗即使我赢得竞选Need I remind you that even if I win the election,我还能在公园部工作I can still work at the Parks department.市政厅是个兼♥职♥工作City council is a part-time job.但竞选可是全职工作But campaigning is a full-time job.现在你在这里每周工作50小时Right now, you're working 50 hours a week here在竞选上每周50小时and 50 hours a week on the campaign.嗯我还有空余时间Well, I have time to spare.我还在“车上餐上轮“当志愿者m also volunteering at "Wheels For Meals On Wheels."我们为“车上餐”修货车We repair vans for "Meals On Wheels."你所有事情都迟了一个月You're a month behind on everything.你忘记归档每周的公园维护报告You forgot to file the weekly Parks Maintenance report.你每周都做但你还是忘了You do it every week, and you forgot.事情一件一件被忽略了Things are falling through the cracks.我很肯定你连续四天都穿的这件毛衣m pretty sure you've worn that sweater four days in a row.或者我有四件一模一样的版本Or I own four identical versions of the same sweater.不你没有你背上从周二开始就粘了根老棒棒糖了No, you don't, there's an old lollipop that's been stuck to the back since Tuesday. 那是现在的新潮穿搭RonThat's the style now, Ron.叫做“贴棒棒糖”It's called "lollipopping."所有孩子都在这么做All the kids are doing it.Leslie你需要休假Leslie, you need to take a sabbatical.好吧你猜怎么着RonOkay. You know what, Ron?我接受你的道歉I accept your apology,我不会休假的我们已经同意了I will not take a sabbatical, as we agreed,而且我们不会再讨论这件事了and we will never discuss this again.抱歉Ann你不能打开这份礼物Sorry, Ann. You can't open this gift.这是为Pawnee最美的女孩准备的It's for the most beautiful girl in Pawnee.等等等等等等等等等等等那就是你Hold up, hold up, hold up. Hold up, hold up, wait. That's you.哇Wow.是啊看我也有一顶Yeah, and look, I got one too.Tommy的女孩成对的他的和她的Matching His and Hers.所以我是“Tommy的女孩“而你就是“TOm”吗So m "Tommy's girl/' and you're just "Tom"?为何不是“Ann的男人”Why not "Ann's man"?没人能拥有我小蛋糕甚至是你Nobody owns me, cupcake, not even you.你要么把这些帽子用火烧掉You can either burn these hats in a fire,要么你可以用喷灯or you can use a blowtorch.这个选择怎么样How about this option?我们把帽子戴上-别说We put the hats on- - Don't say it.我们把其他所有东西脱掉We take everything else off.这些坎戈尔帽是Samuel L. Jackson戴去参加拉丁格莱美的同款These Kangol hats are exactly like the one Samuel L. Jackson wore to the Latin Grammys. 她怎么就不喜欢呢-我不知道How could she not like them? -1 don't know.就像我给她做的每一件事都是错的It's like somehow everything I do with her is wrong.哥们认真的别把我牵扯进来Dude, seriously, leave me out of this.我有点帮Tom和Ann牵了线I kind of set up Tom and Ann,而现在他们一直找我要意见and now they won't stop asking me for advice,这对他们可是坏选择which is a really bad move on their part,因为我真的不在乎他们发生什么because I really don't care what happens to them.或者任何人Or anyone.冠军嘿小家伙Champion! Hey, bud.我想你了I missed you.太感谢了我希望他不麻烦Thank you so much. I hope he wasn't a handful.完全没有Not in the slightest.就像德国人会说的"Er ist ein wunder hund,As the Germans would say, "er ist ein wunder hund."他是条奇迹狗-哦He is a wonder dog. - Oh.我上的训狗课程完全由德语讲授The dog training course I took was conducted entirely in German, 而现在我能十分流利地使用德语and so now m fluent in German.中与狗相关的单词Words relating to dogs.April和Andy出门过夜了April and Andy went away for the night,而我在这照顾冠军and I looked after Champion here.他是条杂种狗He's a mutt.一半是惊人一半是了不起Half amazing, half terrific.他是条（德语）三条腿的狗Ich bin e