Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第四季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

Leslie Knope 小姐向您介绍 Herb ScaiferMiss Leslie Knope, I present to you Herb Scaifer.再说一次Andy你不用鞠躬Again, Andy, you don't need to bow.如你所愿夫人As you wish, ma'am.好的Herb我能为你做什么Okay, Herb, what can I do you for?嗯你自己准备好吧我有坏消息Well, please prepare yourself. I have terrible news.是吗You do?世界明天早上就要终结了The world is going to end tomorrow at dawn.啊不是吧你确定是明天吗Aw nuts. You sure it's tomorrow?恐怕是的就在日出之时Afraid so. Right at dawn.整个地球The entire planet.消失-我没收到提醒啊HerbGone. - Not giving me much notice, Herb.我来看看我能做什么吧-好的Let me see what I can do. - Okay.1970年代有一阵子For a while in the 1970s,我们镇被一个古怪的邪教接管了our town was run by a freaky cult.每隔几年残党们就会预测世界要终结Every few years, the remaining members predicted the world's gonna end.他们会在公园里彻夜守夜And they have an all-night vigil in the park.超级烦人It's super annoying.看来当你觉得世界要终结的时候Turns out when you think the world's ending,你就不会在移♥动♥厕所里小心瞄准了you don't aim so carefully in the port-a-potties.公园与游憩公园与游憩第4季第6集第4季第6集今晚“理性派”的追随者们Tonight, the followers of "Reasonableism"要聚在一起等候Zorp的归来will be joining together to await the return of Zorp.这个巨型蜥蜴神会用审判的清净之火消灭地球The giant lizard god who will destroy the Earth with his cleansing fire of judgement. 还要提供小食Also light refreshments will be served.哦去年他们吃的是披萨他们又要吃披萨了吗Oh, last year they had pizza. Are they gonna have pizza again?嗯上面说他们有火鸡三明治Uhmsays they've got turkey sandwiches和千悲之醉and the nectar of a thousand sorrows.哦那个很棒的其实是根汁汽水混红酒Oh, that is so good! It's root beer and red wine.我去开过一次会I went to one meeting.等等Wait!我会想念你的巨型椅子Gonna miss you, enormous chair.你真在上面坐过啊-是的我爰它You really sat on this thing? - Yes! I loved it.感觉像是个小国王Felt like a tiny king.T田我们做到了宝贝T-cups! We did it, baby.我们从头搭建了 一家公♥司♥We built a company from the ground up.然后我们又把头埋回去了And the we ran it back into the ground.要记住的重要事情就是这是一场巨大的成功The important thing to remember. is that it was a massive success.来杯 Remy MartinRemy Martin?嗯娱乐7二C）已经死掉了它去公♥司♥天堂了Well, Entertainment 720 is dead. It's up in company heaven.三家公♥司♥均已倒闭和 大♥片♥在线和 Askjeeves 一样Along with , Blockbuster and Askjeeves.AskJeeves的形式是一个有问必答的管家形象我的公♥司♥没比请一个假管家来帮你Google搜索的公♥司♥好 多少My company is no better than a company where you ask a fake butler to Google things for you.有人吗Hello!所以看起来我们一个人还剩下5000块到手So it looks like we'll each end up with about $5,000 apiece.停下Stop.我们一个人有五K吗那太棒了We get five g's each? That's amazing!你起步资金可是45万啊You started out with 450,000.记得DJ钝给我们定制入场节拍吗Remember when DJ Bluntz made us our own personal entrance beat?记得开业之夜聚会你和接待员Tess跳舞太用力Remember the opening night party when you danced so hard with Tess the receptionist断了一根肋骨吗and you broke one of your ribs?它一直都没完全愈合It never healed properly.每一次呼吸都是挣扎Every breath is agony.停下Stop.所以下一步是什么Tommy DavidsonSo what's next, Tommy Davidson?我觉得我们把这一万拿去投资然后我“意外”被一辆公交车撞倒I say we invest our ten large and then I "accidentally" get run over by a city bus.然后我们开始我们的嘻哈厂牌and we start our own hip-hop label.听着我们可以打安全牌Listen, we could play it safe.但e720不是这样的But that's not what e720 is all about.不不是No, it is not.我们这个地儿还有一晚上对吧We have this place for one more night, right?我们明天中午就要走人了We're outtie tomorrow at noon.不然我们用上剩下的每一分钱What if we took every dime we had left,办一个最后的大聚会threw one last party.让它包含我们想象中公♥司♥样子的精华Made it the essence of everything we wanted the company to be.聚会主题A party.就是世界末日For the end of the world.嘘你在“剩下的每一分钱”就让我入伙了Shh! You had me at "every dime we have left."因为我就像律师本色里的Lara Flynn Boyle 一样Because m in like Lara Flynn Boyle. from "The Practice."好好好好好好好型男Dilly dilly dilly dilly dilly dilly dilly swag!为什么这个邪教自称“理性派”Why does the cult call themselves "The Reasonableists"?嗯他们觉得如果人们批评他们Well, they figure if people criticize them看起来就像在攻击很理性的东西it'll seem like they're attacking something very reasonable.奇怪的机智啊That's weirdly brilliant.你看没有什么要担心的Look, there's nothing to worry about.他们预测世界末日已经15次了They've said that the world is going to end 15 times.那些日期里发生的唯一一件坏事就是And the only bad thing that's ever happened on any of those dates is著名自行车运动员Lance Armstrong 甩了歌♥手 Sheryl CrowLance Armstrong dumping Sheryl Crow.那是悲惨的一天-嗯That was a tragic day. - Hmm.Livestrong是Lance Armstrong创办援助癌症患者的基金会活得坚强点Live strong.不管怎样我觉得Ben和我今晚应该陪着你In any rate, I think Ben and I should accompany you tonight.哦我不觉得我们必须这么做Oh, I don't think we have to do that.不不不我坚持这么做No, no, no, I insist.这些人活在榆木脑星球These people live on planet nutbrain.我住在巴旦木脑星球I live on planet nut bran.巴旦木对你的结肠很有帮助呢Bran and nuts are very helpful for your colon!啊看起来我们要被强迫相处了Well, it looks like we're kind of forced to hang out with each other.是啊听着我-我会来转一会儿Yeah, listen, l-l come for a bit,但如果你可