Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第二季第九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

好的如各位所知Pawnee精神昨晚又被损坏了Okay. As everybody knows, The Spirit of Pawnee was defaced again last night.这次是什么What was it this time?巧克力布丁Chocolate pudding.哈这倒是第一次Huh. That's new.通常放在这里的壁画名叫Pawnee精神The mural that normally resides here is called The Spirit of Pawnee.颇具争议And it's very controversial.曾经有人往上面泼硫酸番茄酱We've had someone throw acid at it, tomato sauce.曾经有人想刺穿它Someone tried to stab it once.种族歧视我们真的需要更好的安保We really need better security here.我们更需要更好的没那么有攻击性的历史We also need better, less-offensive history.所以市政厅决定将Pawnee精神So, the city council has decided that The Spirit of Pawnee更换成不那么可怕的东西should be changed to something just a little less horrifying.既然壁画是30年代的政♥府♥工作人员制♥作♥的 Now, since the murals were made by government employees back in the 1930s, 我们觉得每个部门提交一个新方案会很有意思we thought it might be fun if each department submitted a design for a new mural. 明天下午提交你们的概念图And you'll submit your concepts tomorrow afternoon.行吧乡亲们非常感谢All righty, folks? Thank you very much.嘿Leslie你们的设计是什么一棵树吗Hey, Leslie. What's your design going to be? A tree?Joe你在污水部工作Joe, you work in Sewage.你们部门字面上看就是屎专业户Your department literally specializes in crap.你真的想吵这个？You really want to do this?我说过了 “屎“是俚语我不喜欢这个词I told you before. "Crap" is a slang term. And I don't like that term. 但至少我们不是失败专业户像你们一样But at least we don't specialize in losing, like you guys.污水部咱们走Sewage. Let's roll.该死为啥污水部总分到最辣的实习生Damn! How does Sewage always get the hottest interns?公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第8集第2季第8集同志们这个部门有机会设计Guys, this department has the chance to design something一些能永远留下来的东西这可以成为我们的遗产that could be in this building forever. This could be our legacy.我以为48号♥地上建公园就是我们的遗产I thought building a park on Lot 48 was going to be our legacy.你可以有两个遗产Well, you can have two legacies.看看麦当娜大歌♥星胳膊超美Look at Madonna. Great singer, amazing arms.看看0J. Simpson海斯曼杯得主白头神探Look at 0J. Simpson. Heisman Trophy winner, Naked Gun.嗯哼-无意冒犯Leslie但我不是个艺术家Mmm-hmm. - No offense, Leslie, but m not an artist.哦这可不对啊Donna我见过你的美甲Oh, that's not true, Donna. ve seen your fingernails.呃我花钱找人做的Um, I pay someone to do this.真的吗哦好吧Really? Oh, well, shoot.不过我命令你们所有人设计一幅壁画Anyway, m ordering all of you to design a mural.呃只有Ron能命令整个部门Uh, only Ron can order the whole department to do something.Ron命令他们做这个-Leslie说啥你们做啥Ron, order them to do this. - Do whatever Leslie says.哈哈好吧这是你们的物资Ha-haa! Okay, so here are your supplies.希望你们去寻找Pawnee精神然后画个草稿I want you to go and find the spirit of Pawnee. And make me a sketch. 它要壮观要感人要有历史价值And it needs to be breathtaking and moving and historical 要比其他部门的更好你们有一个小时and better than every department. And you have one hour.设计师们开始做吧Designers. Make it work.天桥风云的Tim GunnTim Gunn.你我的朋友可以去跳舞了You, my friend, are ready to go dancing.谢谢你先生好了下一位Thank you, sir. All right. Next?Andrew看起来不错啊Andrew. Looking good.生意兴隆-是啊Business is booming. - Yeah.嘿Ron你怎么样来擦一个Hey. Ron, how about you? Need a little dog waxing?只要五块我让你插他前面It's only 5 bucks, and I'll let you cut in front of this guy.什么-起开What? - Come on. Beat it.我们说的可是Ron Swanson啊This is Ron Swanson we're talking about.我被Andy打动了按自己的轨迹自力更生m impressed with Andy. Pulling himself up by his bootstraps.他让我想起了我自己He reminds me of me.我9岁时得到了第一份工作I got my first job when I was nine. 在一家金属片厂Worked at a sheet metal factory.两周后我成为了车间主任In two weeks, I was running the floor.儿童劳工法♥正♥在摧毁这个国家Child labor laws are ruining this country.你鞋里有把钥匙吗Do you have a key in your shoe?不不我大拇指基本肿成了一根新指头No. No, I have a bunion that's practically its own toe.通常疼痛像旷野上的女妖一般在我的鞋里嚎叫Normally, the pain howls through my loafers like a banshee on the moors.但在过去的三分钟里But for these past three minutes,它减弱成了一声微弱的低吟it's been reduced to a faint growl.好谈这很棒啊Okay. That's neat.好的嘿我们搞定了Well, hey. We are all finished.干得好啊Well, that was great.谢谢你孩子Thank you, son.不费事No sweat.下一个Next?你不该让你的朋友插队这对生意不好You shouldn't let your friends cut in line. It's not good business.你知道还有什么对生意不好吗You want to know what else isn't good business?那个家伙是我朋友That guy's my friend.是的Right.我是说你不该让你的朋友插队m saying you shouldn't let your friends cut in line.对哦抱歉了朋友来这个给我All right. Sorry, pal. Here. Give me this.下一位Next.所以你具体想要什么呢So, what are you looking for exactly?我不知道啊伙计I don't know, man."Pawnee精神”就这些了"The spirit of Pawnee." That's all I got.给就给我价值20块的画吧Here. Just give me $20 worth of art.就画个看起来有个性只有我能搞出来的东西Just something that seems personal, that only I could have done.跟我说说你自己Tell me about yourself.不画就行了No. Just paint.我对艺术没有兴趣I have no interest in art.让我明确我没有兴趣的是非裸体图像Let me clarify. I have no interest in non-nude images.大哥你这是哪门子艺术啊Dude, what the hell kind of art is this?看起来像是个蜥蜴在吐彩虹糖It looks like a lizard puking up Skittles.我是个抽象表现主义者m an abstract e