Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第三季第十三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
所以是谁搞坏的So, who broke it?我没生气我只是想知道m not mad, I just want to know.是我我搞坏的Ron -不不是你I did. I broke it, Ron. - No. No, you didn't.Tom -别看我啊Tom? - Don't look at me.看看BenLook at Ben.什么不是我搞坏的啊What? I didn't break it.哈真奇怪你是怎么知道它坏掉了呢Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?因为它就在我们面前然后它坏掉了啊Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.可疑-不没有Suspicious. - No, it's not.如果有关系的话可能没有If it matters. Probably not.但APril是最后一个用它的.but April was the last one to use it.骗子我根本不喝那玩艺儿Liar! I don't even drink that crap.哦真的吗那你早些在咖啡推车旁边干嘛呢Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?我用木制搅拌棒把长出来的角质层推回去啊I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles.所有人都知道的JerryEveryone knows that, Jerry.好的我们别争了我搞坏的让我来赔吧RonOkay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Ron.不是谁搞坏的No. Who broke it?Ron Donna有点太安静了Ron, Donna's been awfully quiet.你来真的啊Really?是来真的-我的天啊Yeah, really. - Oh, my God!是我搞坏的它烫到我的手所以我打了它一拳I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it.我预计十分钟之后他们会扭打起来I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats脸上涂着征战妆手上拿着猪头棒with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.很好这里最近有点太亲密了Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.公园与游憩公园与游憩第3季第13集第3季第13集我需要你们今晚来蛇洞酒吧帮我点忙I need you guys to come to the Snakehole Lounge tonight to help me with something. 呃不今晚不行Yeah, no, tonight's not good.做不到-我在断食No can do. - m on a cleanse.拜托了这事很重要Please. This is important.我正在推出我新的高端的咖啡利口式酒m launching my new high-end, Kahlua-Style liqueur,蛇汁Snake Juice.听起来像你拿了条蛇然后拧成抹布Sounds like you took a snake and twisted it like a rag直到它的血和内脏都跑出来until its blood and guts came out.”咖啡利口式”是什么意思What does Kahlua-Style mean?我混合了几种酒I mix a bunch of alcohol together,加了点糖和咖啡还有其他东西I add some sugar and coffee and some other junk, 然后尝起来像咖啡利酒and it kind of tastes like Kahlua.我只能喝带辣椒的温开水I can only drink warm tap water with cayenne pepper.行那就别喝Fine. Then don't drink it.只要让其他人来喝好吧Just get other people to drink it, okay?一小时后开会Meeting in one hour.如果你赶不上你就上我的没门名单吧If you don't make it, you're on my Done-zo list.哦”没门名单”是啥Oh, what's a "Done-zo list"?意思是你和我没门了It means you and I are done-zo.出去玩一起吃饭没门Hanging out, getting food together, done-zo.你想来我家玩游戏没门You want to come over to my house and play video games? Done-zo.嘿Tom想跟我打迷你高尔夫吗Hey, Tom, you want to come play Putt-Putt with me?不我们没门了No, we're done-zo.宝我们得赶上那个会啊Babe, we got to make that meeting.我太高兴我们能有空聊天了m so glad we found the time to talk.感觉已经好久了It feels like it's been forever.我知道啊我在医院一直太忙了I know. ve been so busy at the hospital.长时间加班通宵值班我已经很厌倦了Long hours, overnight shifts. m getting sick of it.好吧我们从个人事务开始JeSSie怎么样了All right, let's start with the personal stuff. How's Jessie?谁-那个摄影师Who? - The photographer guy.哦对我们分手了我没跟你讲吗Oh, yeah. We broke up. I didn't tell you that?没Mmm-mmm.为啥我挺喜欢他的啊-是啊我也是Why? I liked him. - Yeah, I did, too.我就是我搞不定他的脸I just. I couldn't deal with his face.哈Huh.你觉得我能把借给他的书拿回来吗Do you think I could get that book back that I loaned him?呃严格来说我已经出国了Well, m technically out of the country.所以我只能用一个奇怪的号♥码打给他So I would have to call him from a weird number.抱歉-没事Sorry. - Never mind.但我在约会这个新男的MattiasBut m seeing this new guy, Mattias.你会爱上他的他是个三重双鱼You would love him. He's a triple Pisces.哦哦看来有人开会要迟到咯Oh-oh. Looks like someone's gonna be late for her meeting.我跟你比赛ll race you.真的吗那不会很幼稚吗Really? Isn't that a little childish?拜Ann抱歉得走了嘿闪边哦Bye, Ann. Sorry, got to go. Hey, move! Oh!Howser议员抱歉还是很高兴见到你Councilman Howser, sorry. Nice to see you as always.拜Bye.欢迎来到游击营销策略基础课Welcome to Guerilla Marketing 101.什么是游击营销What is Guerilla Marketing?几个普通的笨蛋无意冒犯A few ordinary schmoes, no offense, 在某人身边随意聊一些蛇汁有多棒的话题have a casual conversation next to some guy about how great Snake Juice is.接下来就是那个某人点了一整瓶蛇汁Next thing you know that guy orders a whole bottle of Snake Juice, 甚至还不知道为什么 and he has no idea why.April你扮演一个喝啤酒的无聊人士名叫JenniferApril, you'll be playing a boring beer drinker named Jennifer.Andy你也是一个喝啤酒无聊人土名叫MichaelAndy, you are also a boring beer drinker named Michael.Jeny你扮演一个喝啤酒的无聊人士Jerry, you'll be playing a boring beer drinker.你的名字叫JerryYour name will be Jerry.Ron要扮演我们激动的喝蛇汁的人士Ron is going to play our exciting Snake Juice drinker, 代号♥是迅雷BrianA.K.A. Brian Thunder.你要我们把整个剧本都记下来吗Do you want us to memorize this whole script?理想情况是但如果你要自♥由♥发挥Ideally, but if you want to wing it, 你的讨论点就是“高端“VlP”“生活方式” your talking points are high-end, VIP, lifestyle. 好的我们走一遍剧本All right, let's run through it once.开始And action!”最近的天气真的好奇怪"The weather has been so weird lately.“嘿我给你们都点杯酒吧”"Hey, let me buy you all a drink."“我来点基础的东西比如啤酒”"ll take something basic like a beer."“是啊我挺污"Yeah, m pretty”聊的"boring.“
