Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第二季第十八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

Ann Perkins有何贵干啊小甜心Ann Perkins. What's happening, sweetheart?只是在等AprilJust waiting for April.我出城的时候她来照顾我的房♥子所以She's taking care of my house while m away, so.太棒了迟来的情人节快乐That's great. Happy belated Valentine's Day.情人节已经过了一个月了Valentine's Day was a month ago.你为什么现在要给我Why are you giving it to me now?无所谓了早来的情人节礼物Whatever. Happy early Valentine's Day.我看到这个就想到了你I saw this and I thought of you.希望你把它放在一个特别的地方Hope you keep that somewhere special.好吧这是那种带监视摄像头的泰迪熊吧是不是Okay. This is one of those nanny-cam teddy bears, isn't it? 啥不是这是个普通的没有摄像头的泰迪熊What? No. It's a regular, camera-less teddy bear.就放进你房♥间别想了Just put it in your bedroom, don't even think about it.这是个机器熊被编程用来拥抱的It's a robot bear. It's programmed to snuggle!我拿走了I'll take it.Donna里面有摄像头Donna, there's a camera in it.我知道I know.公园 与 游憩 公园 与 游憩 公园 与 游憩第2季第18集第2季第18集好的基本就这样All right. That's basically it.浇浇花收收信Water the plants, get the mail.我能看你的信吗Can I read your mail?不拜托别No. Please, don't.好Fine.哦这是钥匙记住了Oh. And here are the keys, and remember.我知道别让TOm拿去配了I know. Don't IetTom make a copy.正确很好That's right. Good.我给了 April 50块让她在我走时照看下房♥子m paying April 50 bucks to watch my house while m away.我本想找Leslie的I would have asked Leslie,但我看到她收拾房♥子的方式了but ve seen the way she takes care of her house.再加上我跟April始终感觉有点距离Plus, there's always been a little distance between me and April. 我觉得这可能是And I thought this would maybe, 我也不知道给我们一个拉近距离的机会也有可能I don't know, give us a chance to get a little closer. Maybe even. 我不喜欢AnnI don't like Ann.成为朋友谁知道呢.become friends. Who knows?Leslie这位是Evelyn Rowshlind来自市长办公室Leslie, this is Evelyn Rowshlind, from the mayor's office.哦你好我经常梦见您Oh, hello! ve always dreamed of you.你说什么-见到你Excuse me? - Meeting you.能为你做些什么请坐What can I do for you? Have a seat.站着就好-好I prefer to stand. - Okay.我有个有点奇怪的请求I have kind of an odd favor to ask.Gunderson市长上周在Pawnee市高尔夫球场打球Mayor Gunderson was playing golf last week at Pawnee Municipal, 然后他带了他的狗-Rufusand he brought his dog- - Rufus.我们都认识Rufus所有人都爱RufusWe all know Rufus. Everybody loves Rufus.他是条好狗继续He's a great dog. Continue.然后他们在去第六个洞的时候Well, they were out on the sixth hole突然不知道从哪when suddenly, out of nowhere.Rufus被一只负鼠咬了？Rufus was bitten by a possum?是的Yes.你怎么知道的How did you know that?是球道FrankIt was Fairway Frank.球道Frank是这只可怕的负鼠Fairway Frank is this awful possum住在公共高尔夫场的第六洞附近who lives near the sixth hole of the public golf course.他实际上是公园部通缉害虫名单第三名And he's actually number three on the Parks Department's Most Wanted Pest List, 仅次于喜欢在钟楼上拉屎的蝙蝠right behind the bats, who like to poop on the bell tower,和小屎拉遍高校食堂的浣熊and Poopy, the raccoon who poops all over the high school cafeteria.这种事不是该找动物管理部吗Shouldn't you take this up with Animal Control?我们实话说Let's be honest.动物管理不是我们政♥府♥最高效的部门Animal Control is not the most effective branch of our government.他们是群脑子烧坏了的傻蛋They're a bunch of burned-out morons.你在这有着能做成事的名声Well, you have the reputation as a person who gets things done, 所以我们希望你能组建一支特遣队so we'd like you to form a little task force,找到这个动物然后灭了它find the animal and put it down.特遣队吗-不用说市长会非常感激你的帮助A task force? - Needless to say, the mayor will be very grateful for your help. 女士下次我们讲话之时Ma'am, the next time we speak, 将是我们在一只负鼠的坟头跳舞之日We shall be dancing on the grave of a possum.好的Great.Ron会带您参观一下Ron will show you around.这边走是出口Right this way is the exit.哟我是警♥察♥Yo, police!不你才不是咖啡No, you're not. Coffee!你永远知道给我带啥You always know what to bring me.我只给你带过咖啡I only ever bring you coffee.这是我最喜欢的非酒精热饮除了热茶之外And it is my very favorite non-alcoholic hot drink, except for hot tea.还有热橙汁奇怪的好喝And hot orange juice, weirdly delicious.无论如何非常感谢Anyways, thank you so much.我很需要今天的“擦鞋头痛”真的很严重I need it. I got a really bad case of shoeshine head today.Andy最近自我诊断Andy recently diagnosed himself的了他所谓的“擦鞋头痛”with what he calls "shoeshine head."据说是当你擦了太多的鞋It's when you shine too many shoes气味会在你脑子里来场暴风雨and the fumes create a thunderstorm in your brain.治疗方式包括咖啡芝士汉堡Cures include coffee, cheeseburgers以及在地上打盹and napping on the floor.Mark BrendanawiczMark Brendanawicz!嘿Ron怎么啦Hey, Ron, what's up?我有个木工车间准备稍微扩张一下I have a woodshop, and m planning a little expansion.需要我的兄弟城市规划师Mark签字核准计划Need my buddy, Mark the city planner, to sign off on the plans.行我安排时间审查一下Sure, I just need to schedule an inspection.这就没必要了吧That's not really necessary.是有必要但你应该没事Yes, it is. But you'll be fine只要你没有违规项目as long as you don't have any code violations.你没有违规项目对吧You don't have any code violations, do you?没Nope.动物管理Eugene我们有个非常重要的任务要交给你Eugene! Boy, we have a really important job for you.我们周一优先安排We'll get to it first thing Monday.今天是周三Today's Wednesday.听着这不是请求Look, this is not a request.我们行