Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第三季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
我在院子里的垃圾桶旁找到了这台打字机I found this typewriter next to the courtyard dumpster.一台老式的Underwood 5带有原装回车的款式An old Underwood 5 with original carriage return.带她回家全部擦亮Took her home, polished her up然后在淘了个宝.com上买♥♥了个全新纸带and bought a brand new ribbon off of .好吧总有人得做点什么了Okay, somebody has got to do something.我都有丛集性头痛了m getting a cluster headache.他要走了He's leaving.我们上Let's go.我得把它扔了ve got to throw it away.不我抬不起来这玩意儿得有一亿吨♥重吧NO, m not. It weighs a billion tons.他打的是什么呢What is he typing, anyway?“如果你们这些姨♥子♥养♥的♥试着扔掉这个打字机我就宰了你 们“"If you sons of bitches try to remove this typewriter, I'll kill you."我要把每个认识的词都打一遍m going to type every word I know!矩形美国Rectangle. America.喇叭周一Megaphone. Monday.®♥ !M♥.Butthole.公园与游憩公园与游憩第3季第5集第3季第5集唉我也不想传达坏消息Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, 但这些采访比我们想象中的还要重要but these interviews are more important than we thought.离丰收节还有两周Harvest Fest is two weeks away,群众知晓度还是很低and awareness is still pretty low.啊35%吗-实际上是34.2%Boy, 35%? - It's actually 34.2%."34.2%我是Ben数字机器人”"34.2%. m Ben, the numbers robot."这只是精确计算而已It's just an exact calculation.”精确计算而已J好吧"It's just an exact calculation." - All right.所以为了宣传丰收节我们在进行一场声势浩大的媒体闪电战So, we're doing a huge media blitz to publicize the Harvest Festival, 我们有TV报纸电台and we've got TV, newspaper, radio.我甚至给 OPrah 打了电♥话♥And I even called Oprah.好吧我试过给她打电♥话♥我搞不到她的号♥码Well, I tried to call Oprah. I couldn't get her number.我就把消息放出去了像秘密一样m putting it out there, like The Secret.希望她可以联♥系♥我And hopefully, she'll call me.我们的第一个采访在FM93.7和疯狂Ira与混♥蛋♥Our first interview is at 93.7 F.M. with Crazy Ira and The Douche.疯狂 Ira 与-混♥蛋♥Crazy Ira and. - The Douche.他们是Pawnee最好笑的驾车时段电台主持They are Pawnee's most hilarious drive time radio guys.比桶胖Tony和木瓜强多了对吧So much better than Tubby Tony and the Papaya. Am I right?他们真的很好笑They're seriously so funny.这么做是对的吗Is this right?这样感觉几乎完美了This feels almost perfect,但我不觉得你的核心肌肉拉伸到了最大弹性but I don't think your core has maximized elasticity.好吧呃我等你俩不奇怪的时候再回来Okay, urn, ll come back if you guys are being weird.不不不不No, no, no, no!你正好是我此时此刻最想交谈的人You're exactly the person that I most want to talk to, right at this moment.然后下蹲-哦And lunge. - Oh.你对我的提议继续考虑了吗Have you given my offer any more thought?如果我答应了会怎样呢What exactly would happen if I said yes?嗯你会在州议会工作Well, you would work at the state house.你会协调我的专业和个人日程You would coordinate my professional and personal schedule,我们也会给你一小笔前往印第安纳波利斯的搬家费and we would give you a small relocation fee for your move to Indianapolis. 那听起来好无聊啊That sounds boring.但也没有什么把我留在这里了But I have nothing keeping me here.你办公室有网吗-有的Do you have Internet in your office? - Yes.好的我愿意Fine, ll do it.这真的是我整天听到的最好消息That is literally the best news that ve heard all day.不像APril我仍然不知道我和ChriS的未来是什么样Unlike APriLl still do not know what my future holds with Chris.这让我有点沮丧And it's starting to bum me out.我得来点维生素D是的I need some more vitamin D. Yeah.哦嘿刚刚那个会议是咋回事Hey. Crazy. What was that meeting about?原来Chris是我的亲生父亲It turns out Chris is my real dad.我觉得你在撒谎I think you're lying.我想我知道那个会是什么事I think I know what that meeting was about.你可不能去印第安纳波利斯You can't go to Indianapolis.肯定有我能做出来There's got to be something that I can do让你确彳言我多在乎你的事情to convince you how much I care about you.告诉你每天必须做的最不喜欢的事Tell me your least favorite things you have to do every day,我来做他一个月-好啊and ll do them for a month. - Fine.如果你做一个月我不喜欢的事If you do everything I hate for a month,我可能会开始考虑可能留下来的可能性then I might begin to think about the possibility of thinking about maybe staying.我只需要听到这些That's all I have to hear.你不会后悔的You won't live to regret this.除非Andy可以撤回那个和Ann的吻Unless Andy can un-kiss Ann,不然我是不会改变心意的then m not going to change my mind.但如果他乐意带我的蠢妹妹去她的蠢舞蹈课But if he wants to take my dumb sister to her dumb dance class,那我才不会蠢到阻止他then m not going to dumb stop him.疯狂 Ira 与混♥蛋♥ 93.7Crazy Ira and The Douche, 93.7.你知道我为啥一直做不了宇航员吗You know why d never be an astronaut?三个字太空屁Two words. Space farts.你在航♥天♥飞机上可不能摇下窗户啊对吧乡亲们You can't roll down the window of the shuttle. Am I right, folks?休斯顿我们有一个Houston, we have a.你对此感觉如何Neil ArmstrongWhat do you think about that, Neil Armstrong?这是人的一小噗That's one small. for man,人类的一大噗one giant for mankind.好的现在换挡了All right. Switching gears here now.我们请来了 Leslie Knope 和 Tom Haver 噗We've got Leslie Knope and Tom "Haverfart"还有 Ben Wyattand Ben Wyatt.他们在这聊聊即将到来的一个叫丰收节的活动And they're in the hizzy to talk about an upcoming event called the Harvest Festival. 嗯混♥蛋♥这是个Pawnee的传统 Well, The Douche, it's a Pawnee tradition, 这个地方是有趣遇上精彩 and it's where fun meets aweso
