Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第四季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

嗯包装眼球呃吸血鬼牙Hmm. Eyeballs wrapped, uhm. vampire teeth哈吸血鬼牙Boom! Vampire teeth.好蜘蛛网Good. Spider webs.搞定-嗯哼Done. - Mm-hm.假血胶囊Fake blood capsules.哦他们没货了Oh, they didn't have any.真的吗Really?好恶心我喜欢That's gross, I love it.我们要在家里开一场万圣节聚会We are throwing a Halloween party at our house. 会是史上最棒的事情It's gonna be the greatest thing ever.有人会死Someone will die.于快乐Offun!也死于谋杀And of murder.到时会有啤酒南瓜And there's gonna be beer, pumpkins.血腥哥布林Bloody goblins.假的会很棒的Fake ones. It's gonna be awesome.我们有装饰We have decorations.刚刚谋杀的死人Dead people that we just murdered.不是谋杀Not. murdered.但是是电视电影里的死人角色But pictures of dead people from TV or movies.肢解的尸体Mutilated bodies.但-但是是假的B-but fake ones.糖果跳舞龙舌兰Candy, dancing, Tequila.各种食物和零食All kinds of food and snacks.血孤儿Blood orphans.没有血孤儿No blood orphans.我我不知道那是个啥I.I don't know what that is.公园与游憩公园与游憩第4季第5集第4季第5集我希望你维持主题这个主题就是I want you on message, and the message is.Leslie KnopeLeslie Knope.如果你不是在聊自己那你就聊错东西了If you're not talking about you, you're talking about the wrong thing.我讨厌聊自己I hate talking about myself.克服一下我一直都在聊自己呢Get over it. I talk about myself constantly.所有人都因为这爰我Everyone loves me for it.我真的很棒I really am amazing.当你在政♥府♥工作时人们经常怀疑你会反企业When you work in government, people often suspect that you're anti-business. 所以我开了一场小型见面会So m throwing a little meet-and-greet邀请一些企业主们而我请TOm的公♥司♥来帮忙with business owners, and ve asked Tom's company to help.这是我的开场白Here's my opening line.“嗨我是Leslie Knope我在做市议员的生意”"Hi. m Leslie Knope, and m in the business of being city councilor." 我的天哪-我不会用这句的Oh, my God. - m not going to use that.这是你的首要目标This is your primary target.商会主席 Martin KernstonPresident of the chamber of commerce, Martin Kernston.哦是的Kernston橡胶乳♥头♥的Oh, yes, from Kernston Rubber Nipples.“乳 ♥头♥王”"The nipple king."照片传记喜欢的不喜欢的医院处方Photos, bios, likes, dislikes, prescription medications.我听说过 Martin Kernstonve heard of Martin Kernston.我对他还是有点了解的-哦是吗I know a little bit about him. - Oh, really?嗯他更信任哪个顾问呢Well, which of his advisors does he trust more,Ted Flirtman 还是 Rex SpaxTed Flirtman or Rex Spax?嗯看情况吧Flirtman更像是知己-Well, it depends, Flirtman is more of a confidant-两个名字都是我编的I made up both those names.好吧我看Okay, m on it.说话Get at me.Jean-Ralphio 别哭了Jean-Ralphio, stop crying.什么What?等等慢点等等-Hold on, slow down. Hold on-板栗过敏Allergic to chestnuts.还有.好发型And. good haircuts.太紧了松点It's too tight, looser.不啊我觉得我们该再充点气No, I feel like we need to inflate it more.不我告诉过你了我是个相扑运动员No, I told you, I'm a sumo wrestler减肥之后的样子after he lost the weight.我理解的是我们要开聚会了I take it we're having a party.哥们Dude!我知道有我忘了告诉你的事情对不起咯I knew there was something I forgot to tell you. Sorry.不不不没事No, no, no, it's fine.你们要开大聚会为啥需要告诉我呢Why should you guys tell me you're gonna have an enormous party?我-我也没告诉你们我要在房♥间里安静地办公呢I-I didn't tell you I was gonna be quietly working in my room.说得在点-是是是That's a good point. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.我猜我们打平了I guess we're even.如果你们需要我我-我肯定会醒着的If you need me, l-l definitely be awake.因为我-我不可能睡着的Because I-I won't. be able to sleep.因为那个聚会Because of the party.你们知道吗You know?所以好了So. All right.我的家庭是非常反冲突的My family is very non-confrontational.我父母解决问题的方式My parents' method of problem-solving基本上是把所有事情憋肚子里is to kind of keep everything bottled up然后微妙地暗示哪些事很烦and just subtly hint at what's bothering them.所以36年之后他们还是离婚状态And after 36 years, they are still divorced.Leslie Knope竞选市议会娱乐7二。为您呈现Leslie Knope竞选市议会哇哇哇Whoa, whoa, whoa.Tom我想象中的可不是这个样子啊Tom, this is not what I pictured at all.这看起来像是给娱乐7二O开的一场聚会This looks like a party for Entertainment 720.是娱乐7二。在参选吗Is Entertainment 720 running for office?是小企业啊It's a small business.你在向人们展示你和小企业的关系很好You're trying to show people you have a good relationship with small businesses. 现在这个聚会都是关于你的宝Now the party, that's all about you, Boo.好吧那我的脸不是应该印在这些毯子上吗Okay, then shouldn't my face be on these rugs?抱歉不是的m sorry, no.我一直以来的梦想就是出现在毯子上It's always been a dream of mine to be a rug.而现在终于发生了And it's finally happened.Tom现在不是你探索你诡异梦想的时候Tom, now is not a time for you to explore your weird dreams.好吗我希望这些全部消失所有东西Okay? I want all of this gone, all of it.除了那个蛋糕那个蛋糕留下Except that cake. Keep that cake here.”梦想成成真的地方”把字涂掉就行Just scrape off the words.DonnaDonna?蓝衬衫Blue shirt.徽章Badge.警棍Nightstick.你是个女警You. are a policewoman.是的Yup.你是个一福尔摩斯You're a regular- - Sherlock Holmes.我在你之前解开了这个谜题I solved that mystery before you did.好吧这挺好玩的Okay, this was fun.AndyAndy!你是 UFC 传奇 Chuck LiddellYou are UFC legend Chuck Liddell.对哦That's right.午夜凶铃里的女孩子Girl from The Ring.对我来说夏洛克福尔摩斯真的是To me, Sherlock Holmes is literall