Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第二季第十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

我的反应就是“啥啊"And m like, ,What?"Andy在楼里工作真的挺棒的It's pretty great having Andy working in the building.这家伙是个开心果他的新招式背着跑The guy is so much fun. His new thing? Piggyback rides!随叫随到Anytime you want.背着跑背着跑Piggyback! Piggyback!让路背着跑砰Move! Piggyback! Bam!背着跑砰Piggyback! Bam!MaaaaaarkMaaaaaark!BrendanawiczBrendanawicz!力口力口 令令Giddyup! Giddyup!哦Oh!Howser议员您好Councilman Howser. Hello.你好Hello.您收到我的48号♥地重分区可能性提案了吗Did you get my proposal for the possible rezoning of Lot 48?我很忙I have been busy.我知道但我觉得这真的是件造福邻里的事情I know. But I think it would be a really great thing for the neighborhood.我不怀疑但其实是资源分配的问题I don't doubt it. But it's really a question of resource allocation.我完全理解但我们都明白And I completely understand that. But you and I both know如果我们想找到钱我们就能找到that if we wanna find the money, we can.我有点赶m running late.哦我跟你一起走Oh, I'll walk with you.听着事情是这样的我们给公园分配资金的时候See, the thing is, when we allocate money for parks.公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第10集第2季第10集仅作提醒明天休半天Just a reminder. Tomorrow's a half-day.Jerry Mark和我要去展开Jerry, Mark and I have to conduct the annual trail survey滑榆公园的年度小路调查at Slippery Elm Park.Ron我做了小路调查的纪念帽子Ron, I had the trail survey hats made to commemorate the trip.小路调查男孩很好JerryNice, Jerry.哦如果你们对细节有疑问的话Oh, and if you have any questions about the details,欢迎通过邮件打给我feel free to shoot me an email.他唯一会调查的小路是谎言和骗局的小路The only trails he's gonna be surveying are trails of lies and deception.ROn和公园管♥S♥员♥有特殊约定Ron has a special deal with the park rangers.每年11月他们让他使用小木屋Every November, they let him use their cabin这样他就能和办公室里所有男的秘密打猎so he can go on a secret hunting trip with all the guys in the office.不是所有男的他从来不带我Not all the guys. He's never taken me.好吧所有男性Fine, all the men.Ron废话少说Ron, let's cut the bull.我想让我Tom和其他女同胞们加入你们的打猎旅行I want me, Tom and all the other ladies included on your hunting trip.打猎旅行我们是在做小路调查LeslieHunting trip? We're doing the trail survey, Leslie.你真的就在听火鸡的声音啊You're literally listening to turkey calls.这不是说唱啊Is this not rap?不是吧你-好吧跟你说Come on. - All right. Look,这不仅仅是打猎It's not just a hunting trip.这是传统It's a tradition.我打猎真的很厉害更厉害的是成为你们男的的一员I am really good at hunting and m even better at being one of the guys. 嗯这是工作场合所以Well, it's a work event, so.法律上我也没法阻止你-太棒了legally I can't stop you from coming. - Yes!肯定会很好玩的我会带烤棉花糖的This is gonna be so fun! I'll bring S'mores.就像这样And just like that政♥府♥工作中我唯一享受的小方面the one tiny aspect of government I enjoyed在我眼前被棒打致死了was clubbed to death before my eyes.APril我需要你帮我做件事April! I need you to do something for me.我明天去打猎了所以打电♥话♥给国家公园管理办m going hunting tomorrow, so call the State Parks Office 得到我们预算文件已交的口头确认and get verbal confirmation that our budget documentation is in.我能告诉你16位查询号♥码Can I just tell you the 16-digit tracking number,或者你想让我给你写下来or do you want me to write it down?我写下来吧你能搞定吗ll write it down. Can you handle this?你需要我打一个号♥码然后大声读出另一个号♥码吗You want me to dial a number and then read another number out loud?是的你能搞定吗Yes. Can you handle this?不能No.尽量好吗Well, try, okay?如果你做到了我就把我打到的第一只火鸡以你的名字命名And if you do it, I will name the first turkey I shoot after you.厉害哦Cool.Ann准备杀点鸟了吗Ann! Ready to bag some birds?不但我准备好在火堆边休息看看我的无脑生活杂♥志♥Nope. But I am ready to relax by the fire and get my Real Simple magazine on. 如果你改变主意了你现在就能成为一名持证的印第安纳猎手了Well, if you change your mind, you're now officially a licensed Indiana hunter. 哦恶心Oh, gross.您好您现在已接通印第安纳国家公园部Hello, you have reached the Indiana State Parks Department.您的来电对我们很重要请不要挂机Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line.好的我们开始吧-我们来了All right, here we go! - Here we are!他在那了-是ROnThere he is. - There's Ron!哦挺漂亮的啊Oh, it's pretty!我也觉得-我以为会很恶心I know. -1 thought it was gonna be gross.额滴神啊Ron回来真好Holy cow. Ron, it is good to be back.偷袭Sneak attack!该死-我是扒裤天王向我鞠躬吧Damn it! -1 am the Pants King! Bow to me.鞠躬鞠躬-我是扒裤Bow! I bow! -1 am the Pants.我是扒裤天后I am the Pants Queen.搞啥啊What the hell?向扒裤天后鞠躬Bow to the Pants Queen.当你和男人出去的时候你得准备好被好好扒裤When you're out with the boys, you gotta be ready for a good pantsing. 所以我用松紧带把胸罩系在牛仔裤上That's why I have suspenders that connect my bra to my jeans.吹牛老爹RonRon 'P. Diddy' Combs.我必须承认这个地方很展♥哦I have to admit, this place is pretty tight.有人要来点嚼烟吗May I interest anyone in some chew?好主意啊HaverfordNice touch, Haverford.我也来点Let me get some of that.你确定吗You sure?是-我没把你看做是会嚼这玩意儿的人Yeah. -1 would not have pegged you as a user of mouth tobacco.我是充满惊喜的Ronm full of surprises, Ron.哦不对Oh, man.我的胃有点不舒服我有点想吐My stomach's a little upset. I feel a little queasy.啊可能是那个嚼烟的原因你可以吐出来Yeah, that might be the chew. You could spit it out.我咽下去了不是应该咽下去吗I swallowed it. You're supposed to swallow it,