Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第五季第二十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

好了各位看看你们的文件夹里Okay, everyone. Look in your folders.你们会找到关于创立者周的信息You will find information about founder's week.而在我们开始头脑风暴之前And before we start brainstorming,我只想谢谢Ron借给我们他的小木屋I just wanna thank Ron for lending us his cabin.借吗Lending?说得像是我有选择一样Makes it sound like I had a choice in the matter.我就不该答应这事儿或者让你们知道我有个小木屋I never should've agreed to this or let you know that I have a cabin或者认识你们任何人or gotten to know any of you.就是这个精神That's the spirit.创立者周是关于Pawnee 一切的年度庆祝活动Founder's week is a yearly celebration of all things Pawnee.我们有吃馅饼比赛We've got a pie-eating contest,一个巨大的抚摸动物园a giant petting zoo,还有所有活动的爷爷and the granddaddy of them all,创立者周大游♥行♥the founder's week parade.2012年 创立者周大游♥行♥我不想过分吹捧I don't wanna over-hype it,玫瑰碗年度美国大学橄榄球比赛但我们的游♥行♥让玫瑰碗的游♥行♥but our parade makes the rose bowl parade看起来像上门送屎大会look like a turds-on-wheels convention.我们来做个练习Let's do an exercise.April什么让Pawnee成为世界上最好的城市April, what makes Pawnee the best city in the world?简单人均最多谋杀案Easy: Most murders per capita.断头台是在这里发明的The guillotine was invented here.市政厅是由海象黑♥手♥党♥负责运转的City Hall is run by the walrus mafia.Donna帮帮我是什么Pawnee这么棒Donna, help me out. What makes Pawnee so great?生活开销很低Cost of living is cheap.差不多三年之后我就能攒够钱In about three years, I will have saved enough还清我在西雅图的公♥寓♥to pay off my condo in Seattle.你在西雅图有公♥寓♥You have a condo in Seattle?是的我喜欢那里的雨和鱼市Yes, I like the rain and the fish markets.伙计们我们得集中注意力GUys, we need to focus.我想让这次成为最好的创立者周好吗I want this to be the best founder's week ever, okay?别分心了No more distractions.我好无聊我们找个树上做♥爰♥m bored. Let's go have sex in a tree.他八分钟之后回来He'll be back in eight minutes.你为什么要带她来这里啊Why did you have to bring her here?我在这段关系里真的没有任何权力I don't really have any power in this relationship.我会在树上想主意的ll think of ideas in the tree.任何人都欢迎来树上加入我们Anyone's welcome to join us in the tree!公园与游憩公园与游憩第5季第22集第5季第22集真的吗Really?好吧谢谢Okay. Thank you.拜Bye.你还好吗You okay?嗯我没事Yeah, I'm fine.早上好啊Good morning,同事们同僚们朋友们colleagues, co-workers, friends.所有人觉得正常吗Everyone feeling normal.今天today?事情是这样的Here's what happened.我把运动衫掉在了 Ron的小木屋I left my sweat shirt at Ron's cabin.等我回去拿的时候我在垃圾里找到了这个When I went back to get it, I found this in the trash: 阳性的验孕棒Positive pregnancy test.顺便说我意外扔掉了我的运动衫Side note: I accidentally threw my sweat shirt away.所以我才在垃圾里翻着呢That's why I was digging through the trash.那个也找到了挺酷的Found that too. Pretty cool.所以如果我的科学是对的So if my science is correct, 曾在小木屋的五个女人之一- one of the five women who were at the cabin-Leslie Donna Ann Mona-Lisa 或者 April-Leslie, Donna, Ann, Mona-Lisa, or April-怀孕了is pregnant!不会是AprilCan't be April.她肯定会告诉我的She would've told me.那就剩下四个嫌疑犯That leaves four suspects.只有一个人胜任这份工作There's only one man for this job:Bert Macklin FBIBert Macklin, FBI.他们说我退休了They said I was retired.他们说我太危险不能去Pawnee警局They said I was too dangerous for the Pawnee Police Department.结果他们是对的Turns out they were right.也是错的and wrong.MacklinMacklin,你个姨♥子 ♥养 ♥的 ♥you son of a bitch.各位Pawnee居民大家好Hello, fellow Pawneeans.众所周知创立者周庆祝活动明天开始As you know, the founder's week festivities kick off tomorrow.呃一条小小的公告Um, one small announcement:因为一场悲惨的误解Due to a tragic misunderstanding,最美小猪选美大赛the prettiest pig beauty pageant替换为猪排骨烧烤大赛has been replaced by a pork rib barbecue competition.哦不Oh, no.转到没那么恐怖的新闻But on to less grisly news,感谢各位参与我们创立者周特别公共论♥坛♥thank you for participating in our special founder's week public forum 主持人是女议员Leslie Knopeled by councilwoman Leslie Knope.由于一些非常专注的人♥民♥公仆的努力工作Thanks to a lot of hard work and some very dedicated civil servants,今年对于我们市是得意的一年this has been a banner year for our city.肥胖和糖尿病减少了Obesity and diabetes are down.考试分数上升了Test scores are up.Pawnee的浣熊袭击概率降低了Pawnee raccoon attacks have decreased.人们在我们的公园百货店和医院里突然开始觉得安全了People can now suddenly feel safe in our parks, grocery stores, and hospitals.我对我们做到的事情非常自豪I am very proud of what we've accomplished.实际上这次论♥坛♥.In fact, this forum.就像是我庆祝胜利跑的那一圈is kind of my victory lap.我今天在此问你们一个问题I am here today to ask you one question.现在的你们比一年前更好了吗Are you better off now than you were a year ago?谁来开始啊哦Who'd like to start? Uh-oh.Kathryn Pinewood 来自 Pawnee 餐饮协会Kathryn Pinewood, Pawnee Restaurant Association.这个镇没有更好This town is not better off.过去的一年是场灾难This past year has been a disaster,这个政♥府♥正在固执地剥夺我们最基本的个人自♥由♥and this government is hell-bent on stripping away our most basic personal freedoms. 好的反方观点Okay, counterpoint.Pinewood女士我从未剥夺过任何人的自♥由♥Ms. Pinewood, ve never stripped away anyon