Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第四季第十一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

哦好啊你们都在呢Oh, goody, you're all here.嗯我知道我不该在办公室聊我的竞选Now, I know m not supposed to talk about my campaign in the office,但昨晚我决定了谁该当我的竞选经理but last night ve made a decision about who should be my campaign manager. 这是项重大的工作This is a huge job.会要求在很多个深夜里This is going to require a lot of late nigh和我一对一即兴one-on-one jam sessions with me,我们会互相尝试各种点子and we're gonna bounce ideas off of each other,你必须帮我接电♥话♥you're gonna have to take calls for me,任何时候日夜不分any time, day or night.我选择的人选是鼓点声起The person I have chosen is, drum roll please,Ann Perkins耶为Ann鼓掌吧Ann Perkins! Yay! Give it up for Ann!选得好Good choice.Leslie我根本对政♥治♥竞选一无所知Leslie, I don't know the first thing about running a political campaign.Ann你这美丽的热带鱼Ann, you beautiful tropical fish.你聪明绝顶又能顺应压力You're smart as a whip and you're cool under pressure.你曾经亲手将人的心脏复苏You've resuscitated a human heart in your bare hands.不我没做过NO, I haven't.你没做过吗-没You haven't? - No!你会的你就是那么好的护士You will. You're that good of a nurse.那Ben呢What about Ben?我觉得他18岁竞选市长还赢了呢I mean, he ran for mayor at 18 and won.Ben是我竞选的毒药Ben is poison of my campaign.我们的关系就是我的顾问们退出的原因Our relationship is the reason why my advisors pulled out.我AnnI- - Ann,别听你的脑袋和你的心don't listen to your head or your heart.只用看着我的眼睛然后说“好的“Just look at my eyes and say "yes."嗯好的-好的Okay, yes. - Yes!我相信你Ann-谢谢I believe in you, Ann. - Thank you.而你作为竞选经理的第一份工作就是穿得像一点And your first job as my campaign manager is to start dressing like one.我不想再说一次了I don't want to have this conversation again.再吗你八秒钟之前才刚刚雇佣我啊Again? You just hired me eight seconds ago.哇你做得可太差了Wow. You're doing a really bad job.公园与游憩公园与游憩第4季第11集第4季第11集William, Elizabeth. - Leslie 嗨William, Elizabeth. - Leslie, hi.嗨你们在-你们是来见我的吗Hi. What are you- Are you coming to see me?你们听说我重新开始竞选了吗Did you hear that m relaunching my campaign?实际上没有抱歉Actually, no, sorry.我们不是来见你的我们是来见We weren't here to see you. We've been meeting with其他市议会的潜在候选人other potential candidates for city council.真的吗所以我的竞选结束了Oh really? So my campaign ends然后你们就像这样找其他人搞他们的竞选吗and just like that, you find someone else and run theirs?是的这是我们的工作Yes, that's our job.我知道祝你们好运了I know. Good luck,但呃我刚刚和我的新顾问团开了个大会but, uh, I just had a big meeting with my new advisory board,而他们都聪明而且绝顶and they're brilliant and amazing.他们真的会很棘手They're real killers.Leslie我试着在这个咖啡壶里泡面把所有东西都搞坏了Leslie, I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything.谢谢Andy我马上到Thank you, Andy. ll be right in.嗯呃祝你好运Leslie真心的Well, uh, good luck, Leslie. Honestly.嗯我们不需要好运我们可是火箭WeIL We don't need luck. We are a rocket ship.我们重新发射了我们会飞过你们的大-哈他们走了We are relaunching, and we're going to blast past your cann- Huh, they're gone.是的我已经没有了训练有素的专业竞选经理那又怎样It's true-I no longer have highly-trained, professional campaign managers. So what?谋杀大多数都是训练有素的专业刺客犯下的吗不是啊Are most murders committed by highly-trained, professional assassins? No.他们是朋友和同事们犯下的They're committed by friends and coworkers.那个比喻在我脑袋里好太多了That analogy was way better in my head.嗨-冠军Hi. - Champion?哦我的天你在这儿呢小狗狗Oh my gosh, there you are, puppy.真是个好孩子啊-那是条三条腿的狗That's a good boy. - That is a three-legged dog.他的名字叫冠军因为他是世界狗冠军His name is Champion, because he's the dog world champion.好吧我必须得问抱歉Okay, I have to ask this, m sorry, 但你们找到他的时候他有多少条腿来着but how many legs did that dog have when you found him?三条啊所以他才是最好的狗Three! That's what makes him the best.他用三条腿能做到的比大多数狗用四条腿更多He can do more with three legs than most dogs can do with four.除了挖坑他真的不擅长挖坑Except for digging. He's really bad at digging.你记得你说过在这个房♥子里做决定的事吗And you remember what you said about making decisions in the house?你想参与进来我们理解所以You want to be involved. We get that, so.你一句话You just say the word,冠军就回到收留所and Champion goes back to the pound,他在那里会被永远杀掉where he can be put down and killed forever.我不会把一只三条腿的狗送去死的m not gonna send a three-legged dog to his death.好谈Yes!但我也不会替你们照顾他的But m also not gonna take care of him for you.嗯你要是帮点忙会很好的Well, it would be nice if you helped a little.因为不像你Andy和我还有工作Because, unlike you, Andy and I have jobs.残忍♥但也没错Cruel, but fair.所以LeSlie和我想出了再次竞选集♥会♥的主题So Leslie and I have come up with the theme for the campaign relaunch rally. “东山再起”"The Comeback Kid."人人都喜欢东山再起的故事比如洛奇Everyone loves a good comeback story. Rocky.1999-2002年因吸毒入狱Robert Downey Jr.Robert Downey Jr.终结者说“我会回来的“然后回来了Terminator said, "ll be back/' and he was.返场的还有-休闲夏威夷衬衫Also making a comeback- the casual Hawaiian shirt.嘿嘿嘿看看是谁走在时尚前沿了Well, well, well, look who's ahead of the curve.我开玩笑的I was joking.你应该把它泡在漂白剂里烧掉You should soak that in bleach and burn it.好吧所以集♥会♥明天在Pawnee体育大楼举♥行♥Okay, so, the rally's going to be held tomorrow at the Pawnee Sports Building.April你办完场地租借手续了