Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第六季第二十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

所以我们现在情况如何了我们需要高价物品啊So what do we got so far? We need big-ticket items.我让红辣椒乐队给我们送了把签名吉他I got the Red Hot Chili Peppers to send us a signed guitar.那也太棒了 APriI你怎么做到的That's great, April. How'd you do that?是个很长的故事简要地说It's a long story, but the short version is,我现在正在钓Anthony Kiedis的鱼m currently catfishing Anthony Kiedis.该乐队主唱我们在举办一场慈善拍卖♥♥为联合演唱会筹款We're throwing a charity auction to raise money for the unity concert,我们也需要这个钱and we're gonna need it too,如果我要用一个萨卡加维亚全息图表演岛在湾流中的话if m gonna perform Islands In the Stream with a Sacagawea hologram.此外我们也需要灯光发电机麦克风水那些无聊的东西Plus, we need lights, generators, microphones, water, that boring stuff too.我们为何不暂停一下呢因为我们还得去做那件事Why don't we put a pin in this? 'Cause we have to do that thing.哦是哦是好Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, okay.好吧行-就那个-All right, yep. - Jus Iike-所有人继续工作我们马上回Everybody, keep working. We'll be back.Andy你还没跟任何人说孩子的事情对吧Andy, hey, you haven't told anyone about the baby, right?没但我的脑袋要因为压力爆♥炸♥了No, but my brain is about to explode from stress.我可不擅长守住秘密啊I am not good at keeping secrets.这就是Kyle告诉我她老婆出轨的时候我跟他说的That's exactly what I told Kyle when he told me his wife was cheating on him.Andy不是吧-啊你看哦Andy, come on! - Ah! See? Oh!这可不好啊-不是他啊不是那个KyleNot CoOL man. - Not him, not that Kyle.好吧我们得去看医生Okay, we are going to have a doctor's appointment,在那之后我们可能就能说出来了and then after that, we can probably tell people.所以就坚持住拜托So just hang in there, please.我能做到的人们能做到人们能保守秘密I can do this. People do this. People keep secrets.我邻居Eric-他的秘密保守了 20年My neighbor Eric- he's kept a secret for 20 years.他在证人保护计划里He's in Witness Protection.好吧Okay.公园与游憩公园与游憩第6季第20集第6季第20集你想见我-是的You wanted to see me? - Yes.我需要你的I need to ask you for a.帮助favor.啥Ron Swanson找人帮忙了What? Ron Swanson asking for help?小声一点女人Keep your voice down, woman!联合演唱会的一部分是一个关于Pawnee历史的青少年讽刺剧Part of the unity concert is a youth revue about the history of Pawnee.他们需要志愿者所以我想让你They require volunteers, so I want you和我一起去我女儿们的to come with me to my daughters'.公立小学帮忙做戏服public elementary school to help make costumes.公立小学The elementary school.我会帮你的但你必须帮我留心我前男友Joell do you this solid, but you're gonna have to keep an eye out for my ex-boyfriend Joe. 他在那个学校教音乐而他是个噩梦He teaches music at that school, and he is a nightmare.他是我的Tammy -你的Tammy吗He's my Tammy. - Your Tammy?Donna我的两位前妻是世界上最糟糕的人Donna, my two ex-wives are the worst people in the world.Tammy二号♥曾经勾引了一个验尸官让我被宣告法律上死亡Tammy two once seduced a coroner and had me declared legally dead只让她能在一张机票上打个折just so she could get a discount on a plane ticket.我和Joe在一起时他让我变成一个我不喜欢不认识的人When m with Joe, he turns me into a person I don't like or recognize.我会发疯I go insane.我只想请你让他跟我保持距离All m asking is for you to keep him away from me.我完全理解这个问题同意提供这项服务作为交换I understand this problem well and agree to this exchange of services.我们需要从拍卖♥♥至少筹得$30000We need to raise a minimum of $30,000 from the auction,要不这场演唱会就会有麻烦了or else the concert's gonna be in trouble.我们还能拍卖♥♥什么What else can we auction off?那些鱼呢你觉得它们有价值吗What about those fish? Think they're valuable?掩护我Cover me.或许你该开始放松一点Maybe you should start taking it easy.你现在的压力是两个人的了You're stressing out for two now.嗯那还真是个挺好的T恤设计方案Hmm, that's actually a pretty decent t-shirt idea.宝我可不能慢下来演唱会就在三周后了Babe, I cannot slow down. The concert is in three weeks. 你看我感觉还好如果你担心的话Look, I feel fine, and if you're worried, 我们可以就问下Saperstein医生的想法 we can just ask Dr. Saperstein what he thinks.有人说了“SaPerStein”吗进来吧你俩Someone say "Saperstein"? Come on, you two.我们给你绑上马鞍然后在你肚子上涂点胶吧Let's saddle you up and put some jelly on the belly.他有点奇怪啊-嗯哼He's a little weird. - Mm-hmm.看看我啊-哎呀Look at me! - Jeez.好吧现在是这么回事-Okay, here's what's happening-明天我想拍卖♥♥一首Johnny Karate定制单曲I want to auction off a personalized Johnny Karate song tomorrow, 所以我需要你来参加拍卖♥♥so I need you to come to the auction.拍卖♥♥吗好行让我记下来Auction? Okay, yeah. Let me write that down.Andy你明天已经有三场Johnny Karate演出了Andy, you already have three Johnny Karate shows tomorrow.不啊我这里的文件不是那么写的啊No, not according to my file here.哦忘了另一只手屎了Oh, I forgot, other hand. Crap.好吧我们需要一个更好的方式Okay, we need a better system.你看我就替你写下行程这样你就能只关注歌♥曲了Look, ll just write down an itinerary for you, so you can just focus on songs. 好吧嗯你得编录所有这些啊Okay, well, you have to catalog all this stuff.我是说这可是几小时的工作I mean, this is hours' worth of work.那是啥“别讲秘密J哦那个不算What is that? "Don't tell secret"? - Oh, no, that's not one.Andy如果你有个秘密你就得告诉我啊Andy, if you have a secret, you have to tell me.那就是婚姻的全部意义啊你能有两倍的秘密That's the whole point of marriage. You get twice the secrets.哥们这不是啥我啥也没有Dude, it is nothing. I don't have anything.我没表现得奇怪你表现才奇怪失陪了m not acting weird. You're acting weird. Excuse me.我现在得去干活了