Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第六季第十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

好吧我不想过分夸大Okay, I don't want to over-hype this,但隆重介绍.哒哒哒哒but presenting. Dun-da-da-dah!新版Pawnee市网站the new city of Pawnee website!完全改造-你可以付停车费Totally revamped! - You can pay parking tickets,你可以申请营业执照而最棒的部分you can apply for a business license and the best part是我们要开展一次网络调查让人们挑选新的镇口号♥is we're going to put up an online poll so people can pick the new town slogan! 嘿看一只熊猫Hey, look, a panda!是啊那就是一个吉祥物的东西Yeah, that's just some mascot thing被设计师放在主页上的that the designer put up on the front page.但更重要的是现在申请公用事业税退税可以在线了But more importantly, you can now apply for a utility tax refund. online!等等熊猫的名字叫PeeboWait, the panda's name is Peebo.PeeboPeebo.看你甚至可以跟他打乒乓球Look, you can even play ping-pong.什么-我想玩What? -1 want to play!不我先我先就这样我抢了No, me first! Me first! That's it. m calling it.伙计们Ben做这个真的很用心好吧GUys, Ben worked really hard on this, okay?我们来看看在线调查Let's look at the online polls.会是一种很酷的方式选择我们镇新口号♥哦It's gonna be a cool way to choose our new town's slogan. Oh!熊猫用尾巴拿着一个拍子呢我想玩The panda holds a paddle with his tail. I want to play!祝贺你BenCongratulations, Ben.你做的这个真的是很好的熊猫游戏干得好This is truly a fine panda game you made. Well done.他还能做什么What else does he do?我觉得如果你点一下竹子它会戴上一顶礼帽I think if you click on the bamboo, it puts on a top hat.什么What?我爰你BenI love you, Ben!公园与游憩公园与游憩第6季第16集第6季第16集你什么情况啊What's wrong with you?你看起来像是紫苑草结尾的Meryl StreepYou look like Meryl Streep at the end of Ironweed.你指望吧You wish.嗯我开车走遍了印第安纳Well, ve been driving all over Indiana寻找在联合演唱会上演出的乐队looking for bands to play the unity concert.我没有任何能展示的除了四次交通事故I got nothing to show for, except for four car accidents.所有这些陌生人的保险信息All these strangers' insurance information.哦我知道了你有车险为啥不炫耀一下呢Ooh, I get it, you have car insurance. Why don't you brag about it? 嘿你是Eagleton来的对吧Hey, you are from Eagleton, right?那边有我该去看看的地方吗Are there any places out there I should check out?我曾经在Patterson's看过现场演出I used to go see live shows at Patterson's.但我在抵♥制♥直到店主为But m boycotting until the owner apologizes她在狗公园跟我说过的话道歉for what she said to me at the dog park.酷哦还有吗Cool. Anything else?我听说Cozy's酒吧周四挺多人的I hear Cozy's Bar is pretty packed on Thursdays.但我从没去过因为基本上都是中年妇女But ve never been because it's mostly middle-aged women而我对火鸡脖子过敏and m allergic to turkey neck.真的吗那是最好吃的部分啊Really? That's the best part.我们有空该分火鸡吃We should split a turkey sometime.哦Larson先生太感谢你在这里见我了Oh, Mr. Larson. Thank you so much for meeting me here.很高兴我就在附近Happy to. I was in the area.有机会让我还给你这个装满工作相关问题的活页夹The chance for me to return your binder full of questions about the job.我觉得我回答了所有问题I think I answered all of them.谢谢你等不及好好看看了Thank you. I cannot wait to check this out.现在我请你在这里见我的原因-Now, the reason why I asked you to meet me here-更多工作相关问题More questions about the job.哦是的Martha我需要两小时分量的华夫饼Oh, yeah. Martha? m gonna need two hours worth of waffles.Grant Larson给我提供了机会Grant Larson has offered me a chance来监管国家公园部的一个分部办公室to oversee a branch office of the national park service.这就像是公园界的Bruce Springsteen把Courtney Cox拖上台This is like the parks equivalent of Bruce Springsteen pulling Courtney Cox onstage. 1984年Courtney Cox在Bruce Springsteen的mv中出演被拉上舞台跳舞 我是说前一分钟你还是人群中普通的一个女孩I mean, one minute you're just a regular girl in the crowd, 下一分钟你就在鼓手MaxWeinberg旁边三米远的位置跳舞了 and the next minute you're dancing 10 feet away from freakin' Max Weinberg!好的我的第40个和倒数第18个问题Okay, my fortieth and eighteenth from last question 是关于中心地区外来植物管理项目is about the Heartland Exotic Plant Management Project.那我会在哪做实际的种树呢Now, where would I be actually doing the physical planting?因为我一直都有一个梦想Because it is always been a dream of mine 在阿肯色州的红色河岸上种植斑点宝石草 to plant spotted jewelweed along the red river bank in Arkansas, 但我很肯定你经常听到这种话 but m sure you hear that a lot.嗯你不会实际种什么的Well, you wouldn't actually be planting things.我是说你要监管200个人I mean, you're overseeing 200 people.日常的细枝末节可能会委托给员工The everyday minutia you would delegate to staff.Leslie你的工作是更加有创意的全局性的东西Leslie, your job is more creative, big picture stuff.你不用再做无聊的文书工作了No more boring paperworking for you.好啊我讨厌文书工作Good! I hate paperwork.我几乎从没周六晚上在床上做过I hardly ever do it in my bed on a Saturday night 同时听着旧的辣妹专辑CDwhile listening to old spice girls CDs.尊购Meagle我最爱的地&hearts产♥中介Regal Meagle. My favorite realtor.你有点热门地&hearts产♥要给我看看吗-你知道的You got some hot properties to show me? - You know it.记得我的“必须有“列表开放式厨房♥Remember my list of must-haves: Open kitchen, 壁炉裸砖墙你也知道我不会把天窗排除在外 fireplace, exposed brick, and you know I wouldn't kick a skylight out of bed. 我要开Pawnee首家真正Sinatra风格的意大利餐厅-m opening Pawnee's first authentic Sinatra style Italian restaurant- "Tom的小酒馆”"Tom's Bistro."我就像是个纤瘦帅气印度版的Mario Batalli-m kind of like a skinny, handsome, Indian Mario Batali-Mario Batali著名大厨而不知道如何烹饪who doesn't know how to co