Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第七季第十一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

嘿嘿伙计们听好了Hey. Hey, guys, listen.Leslie要进来说点Leslie's gonna walk in and say something听起来非常无聊但实际上很重要的事情that sounds very boring but is actually a really big deal.所以我给信♥号♥♥的时候所有人就疯狂欢呼开始了So when I give the signal, just everybody cheer like crazy. Here we go.嗯某人刚刚正式加入了Well, someone just officially enrolled内政部的高级行政服务候选人发展计划in the Senior Executive Service Development Candidate Program at the Department of the Interior.惊喜哦-谢谢了这可是大事Surprise! - Thanks. It's a big deal.所以我的升职已经正式了So my promotion is official.我们需要在华盛顿找个地方住因为我们要把时间分在两地了We need to find a place in D.C. because we're gonna be splitting our time.我猜现在也是适合我发布声明的时间了I guess now is as good a time as any make my announcement.Joe和我刚刚办完了西雅图一栋房♥子的手续Joe and I just closed on a house in Seattle.哇-天啊Whoa! - Oh, my God!干杯Cheers.嗯实际上我也有个声明Well, actually I have an announcement too.在政♥府♥工作了这么多年之后After all these years in government,我终于决定要退休了ve decided to finally retire.这是跟人们搬家有关的GarryThis is about people who are moving, Garry.不是所有事情都和你有关-在理Not everything is about you. - Good point.所有人都散开了Everyone's scattering.嗯这么看吧坏消息一次只有三个对吧Well, look at it this way, bad news comes in threes, right?我们要走了 April和Andy要走了 Donna要走了那就三个了We're leaving, April and Andy are leaving, Donna's leaving, that's three.我也要退休了 -已经三个了 GarryAlso m retiring. - That's three, Garry.但我们可能会有点好消息呢But we're probably due for some good news.晚上好我今晚给你们带来的是好消息Good evening. I come to you tonight with some good news.你看Hey.不是我现在会向你们说出的句子Is not a sentence I will be saying to you right now,因为敬爱的Walter Gunderson市长已经去世了because beloved Pawnee Mayor Walter Gunderson has died.嗯你让我们倒霉了 Garry太感谢了Well, you jinxed us, Garry. Thanks a lot.公园与游憩公园与游憩第7季第11集第7季第11集Walter Gunderson 服务了 Pawnee 39 年Walter Gunderson served Pawnee for 39 years.而作为他最后的愿望他的遗体会在市政会议厅陈列一天And as per his final wish, his body will lie in state in the city council chambers for a day, 这在公共空间真是个很酷的事情啊which is just a real cool thing for a public space.此外他也送来了一段简短的视频信息用于这项活动Also, he sent us a brief video message to be played for this event.你们好PawneeHello, Pawnee.我在职的时间已经结束了My time in office has come to an end.很多事情都完成了A lot has been done.但我真的没有做过什么But I wasn't really doing very much.我大部分时间都没怎么在意I wasn't paying attention most of the time.幸运的是PaWnee的市民们也没怎么在意Fortunately, the citizens of Pawnee didn't pay attention either.所以如果有归功的话So if there's credit to take,我就谦虚地收下了I will humbly take it.而如果有责备的话And if there is blame.那是你们自己的错it's your fault.谢谢Thank you.再见了永远的Good-bye forever.哦好吧Uh, okay.嗯那真是点什么Well, that was really something.人们都去世了搬家了退休了People are dying, moving, retiring.太多的结束太少的开始Too many endings. Not enough beginnings.我们需要作为开始的事情而我想到了最合适的一We need something to begin, and I have just the thing-一场地下跳舞比赛an underground dance competition.我刚刚意识到我根本m realizing I know nothing about the logistics对办地下跳舞比赛的后勤一无所知但这里会有人知道的of how to start an underground dance competition, but someone here will.嘿APril能帮我点事情吗Hey, April, will you help me out with something?不行-显然作为市政经理No. - Apparently as city manager,我要负责在特别竞选之前委派一位过渡时期的市长m in charge of appointing an interim mayor until the special election.那你为啥不委派你自己呢So why don't you just appoint yourself?反正你基本上已经管理整个镇了啊You're basically running the town anyway.嗯我曾经做过市长我们都记得结果如何Well, I was a mayor once before. We all remember how that went.哦是啊你脸都丢光了毁灭了一整个镇Oh, yeah, you completely disgraced yourself and destroyed an entire town.是啊我说过我们都记得了Yeah, I said we all remember.现在你愿意帮我找到人选吗Now, will you help me find someone?可以是任何30岁以上这个镇上代表性的人It can be anyone over the age of 30 who's a good symbolic face for the town. 好吧无所谓了我会帮你的行吧Fine, whatever. I'll help you, okay?谢谢你我跟Garry说他也能帮忙了Thank you. I told Garry he could help too.什么-哦公&hearts证♥一个新的市长What? - Oh, notarizing a new mayor,那是-嗯那可是终极的公♥证♥冒险啊that is-well, it's like the ultimate notary adventure.哦这可是大事啊Oh, it's big.Les政俏佳人Les-Iegally Blonde!律政俏佳人在纽约给你搞了点小礼物-是吗Got you a little gift in New York. - You did?你给我准备啥了哎呀呀What did you get me? Ooh-la-la.男士菲拉格慕平底鞋吗Men's Ferragamo loafers?我要拿这些怎么办啊What am I supposed to do with these?是啊你是对的我可能应该留下Yeah, you're right. I should probably keep them.它们是38码的反正你穿也太小了They're a size 6 1/2. Too small for you anyway.你的旅途怎么样-太棒了How was your trip? - Amazing.很多好的见面此外Lucy和我太享受了A lot of great meetings. Plus, Lucy and I had the best time.这是真的了 LeslieIt's for real, Leslie.我们甚至去了家珠宝店看戒指We even went to a jewelry store and looked at rings.不是吧No!Shia LaBeouf真是个好珠宝设计师啊顺便说Shia LaBeouf is one hell of a jewelry designer, by the way.演员变形金刚系列主演这男人真的找到他的使命了-这也太完美了Man's really found his calling. - This is perfect.一切结束的时候你们就是我们都需要的那个快乐的开始With everything ending, you guys are the happy beginning that we all