Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第六季第十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
天啊谢天谢地你醒了Oh my God, thank God you're awake.我太累了但我不想在你醒来之前睡着m so tired, but I didn't want to go to sleep till you woke up.你又一晚上没睡了吗-是啊Were you up all night again? - Yes.时差太疯了但我爱死了Jet lag's insane! But I love it.哦昨晚我见到了一条疯狗是个很长的故事Ooh, last night, I saw a crazy dog, it's a long story.实际上基本上就是这样了Actually, that's pretty much it.昨天如何-挺好的How was yesterday? - It was fine.我吃了披萨Leslie在发疯I had pizza, Leslie's crazy.你应该准备上班了You should get ready for work.AndyAndy?AndyAndy!Andy两天前从伦敦回来了还在倒时差Andy got back from London two days ago and he still has jet lag. 真的很烦我们的日程完全不一样It's really annoying. We're on totally different schedules.昨晚半夜2点他把草坪割了一遍Last night he mowed the lawn at 2:00 in the morning.Andy AndyAndy! Andy!搞瓶啤酒-行吧Get me a beer? - All right.只要我一醒来他就睡下睡死As soon as I wake up, he goes down. Hard.必须停下了This has to stop!宝醒醒Babe, wake up.那是我的意面啊楚巴卡That's my spaghetti, Chewbacca.宝Babe!醒醒醒醒醒醒Wake up, wake up, wake up!天啊宝My god, babe!你饿了吗冠军You hungry, Champion?哦我的神啊你开玩笑呢吧Oh, my God. Are you kidding me?嘿哦天我又睡着了Hey. Oh, man, I fell asleep again.Andy你必须醒着回到正常的生物钟Andy, you have got to stay up and get on a regular schedule.你是打算在屋子里用水管朝我喷水吗Were you about to spray me with the hose inside the house?是啊Yeah.我有点想让你现在来I kinda want you to do it now.好啊-啊啊Okay. - Aah! Aah!啊Aaahhh!不不不不不不No, no, no, no, no, no!公园与游憩公园与游憩第6季第10集第6季第10集好的就提醒下各位今天是Leslie任市议员的最后一天Okay, just a reminder, guys, today is Leslie's last day as a city councilor, 所以所有人都要格外支持so everyone be extra supportive.已经做到了Already done.她今早经过我的时候我给了一个亲切的点头When she walked past me this morning, I gave her a kind nod.太暖心了还有我想给她准备份礼物让她的最后一天振作一点Heartwarming. Also I want to get her a present to cheer her up on her last day. 有建议吗Any ideas?一份“抱歉你丢了梦想工作”的礼物吗A "sorry you lost your dream job" gift?嗯是个难题远离酒精Mm, that's a tough one. Stay away from wine.酒可是催泪汁Wine is crying juice.你知道她真的很喜欢华夫饼You know, she really likes waffles.你应该给她买♥♥条3.5米长的眼镜蛇然后取名华夫饼You should get her a 12-foot cobra and name it Waffles.嗯我是说你比其他人都了解她Well, I mean, you know her better than anybody.她真心想要什么在世上最想要什么What does she really want? More than anything in the world?一根好蜡烛我完蛋了A nice candle. m screwed.Andy 别-AndyAndy! No! - Andy!An-Andy -哦不是吧An-Andy! - Oh! Come on!Andy-马上出来Andy! - Be right out.嗯这就是Pawnee市议会的会议厅了Well, this is the Pawnee City Council chambers.你新的第二个家Your new home away from home.嗯实际上我的第二个家是苏黎世Well, technically, my home away from home is in Zurich.解构主义建筑之父弗兰克盖里设计的但这也很棒了Frank Gehry designed it. But this is nice too.今天是我最后当议-不好意思Today is my last day as a-excuse me.让我重新来今天是我最后当议员-Let me try this again. Today is my last day at C-今天是我最-Today is my la-今天是我最后-Today is my last d- 你猜怎么着反正你们懂的You know what? You get the idea.我的老朋友Ingrid de Forest赢得了罢免选举My old friend Ingrid de Forest won the recall vote, 她周一早上就要接替我的位置了and she's taking my place on Monday morning. 但你知道幸运的是我已经消化了我的情绪But, you know, luckily for me, ve processed all my feelings.我已经经过了悲伤的五个阶段And ve gone through the five stages of grief:原版是“否认愤怒讨价还价沮丧接受”否认愤怒网上留言Denial, anger, Internet commenting, 猫咪领养非洲舞把猫还回领养地 cat adoption, African dance, cat returning to the adoption place, 看完墨菲布朗的每一集还有屁都不在乎watching all the episodes of Murphy Brown, and not giving a flying fart. 这已经几个阶段了How many stages is that?我不知道呢重点是我现在没事了I don't know. The point is m fine now.你应该了解其他的议员们You should know about the other councilmen.Howser议员通情达理Councilman Howser is reasonable.Milton议员是个106岁的种族歧视者Councilman Milton is a 106-year-old racist 但如果你给他一袖子的咸饼干他就在你手掌心了 but if you give him a sleeve of saltines, he'll be putty in your hands.Jamm议员是个有糟糕发型的腐♥败♥牙医 Councilman Jamm is a corrupt dentist with terrible hair. 而在Dexhart议员周围要注意背后And watch your back around Councilman Dexhart.怎么他很鬼鬼祟祟吗Why? Is he very sneaky?不我是说字面意义上的No, I mean literally.他偷♥拍♥女性下背部的照片然后放上TwitterHe takes pictures of women's lower backs and puts them on Twitter.他是个变♥态 ♥He's a perv.这对你来说肯定很难This must be hard for you.英国影视演员曾饰演指环王中的甘道夫就像是Ian McKellen爵士曾在It's like what sir Ian McKellen said to meChanel的服装设计师我把船卖♥♥给卡尔拉格斐的那天说过的the day I sold my boat to Karl Lagerfeld:罗密欧与朱丽叶中的台词离别是如此甜蜜的悲伤"Parting is such sweet sorrow."哦天啊你的生活是什么样的啊Oh, my God. What is your life?如果能让你好受一点你在这里的工作真的鼓舞了我If it makes any difference, your work here was a real inspiration to me, 而我会尽全力延续你的遗赠的and I am going to do my best to continue your legacy.嗯我感激你这份感情Well, I appreciate the sentiment.LeslieLeslie.不好意思我刚刚唱再见了黄砖路太大声了吗m sorry. Was I singing Goodbye Yellow Brick Road out loud?没有但你想唱吗No. But would you like to?我在巴黎索邦大学学过歌♥剧我很愿意唱和声I studied opera at the Sorbonne. d be happy to harmonize.再见-再见Goodbye. - Goodbye.算了Naw.最后And fin
