Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第七季第七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

我们的长椅上要放兰花对吧We're gonna have orchids in all the pews, right?因为兰花是Donna最爱的花而她是我最爰的花Because orchids are Donna's favorite flowers, and she's my favorite flower. 哈哈我们是真可爰Ha ha! We real cute.当然会有兰花了啊Of course there are gonna be orchids.你们觉得这是我第一次兼♥职♥Do you think this is my first time working a side job作为前同事的婚礼策划吗as a wedding planner for a former co-worker?不吗-我太抱歉了No? - m so sorry.大部分时候我的愤怒问题都能控制的I mostly have my rage problem under control,但策划真的压力很大but planning is very stressful.请避免我的触发词“鲜花“计划“誓言“Please avoid my trigger words, "flowers/' "schedule/' "vows'“新郎“新娘“食物“ “爱情“快乐“教堂”"bride；' "groom；' "food；' "love；' "happy；' "church；'“事件“婚礼“还有“Craig”"event/' "wedding/' and "Craig."我太抱歉了 Craig我很抱歉我很抱歉I am so sorry, Craig. m sorry, m sorry.April跟我走走April, walk with me.所以我选择你作为首席伴娘是因为So I chose you as my Maid of Honor because你已经成为我最好的朋友之一you've become one of my best friends,而我爰你像爰我的妹妹一样-恶心And I love you like a sister. - Ew.但也因为你很坚强But also because you're tough.我的家人们今晚就到My family arrives tonight.我知道他们的欢迎包都搞定了I know. And they're all set with their welcome bags,我也跟你兄弟LeVOndriOUS说了他不受欢迎and I told your brother LeVondrious that he is not welcome.很好但还是会有28个Meagle人同在一个房♥间Good, but still, there's gonna be 28 Meagles in one room,这意味着肯定会有戏剧化事件的which means there's gonna be drama.我都能处理的I will handle everything.我居然在乎你是不是享受开心很奇怪I actually care whether you're having a good time and are happy. It's weird.Meagle 一家是评头论足充满积怨的冷血人群The Meagles are a cold-blooded crew Ofjudgmental grudge-holders.我表妹Winnie有次在我爷爷家忘了用杯垫My cousin Winnie once forgot to use a coaster at my grandpa's house,他直接把她移出了遗嘱and he wrote her out of his will.最后四场Meagle家庭画图猜字锦标赛是在医院结束的The last four Meagle family Pictionary tournaments ended at the hospital.法律上讲三个以上的Meagle人是禁止同乘航♥班♥的Legally, no more than three Meagles are allowed on an international flight together. 但他们给的礼物很棒就得拿到那些餐具啊But they give great gifts. Gotta get that flatware.公园与游憩公园与游憩第7季第7集第7季第7集TOmmy我刚刚在美甲沙龙买♥♥ 了点天竺葵护手霜Tommy, I was at the nail salon and I picked up some geranium hand cream.你想试试吗-呃当然了请给我暖上Do you wanna try it? - Uh, yes. Warm it up, please.哦闻起来不错啊Oh, that smells nice.我就走了保证今晚一切没问题好吧m just gonna go and make sure everything is set for tonight, okay?好了回头见-回见RonAll right, see you later. - See you, Ron.我一直很喜欢那个LUCy很高兴一切进展顺利ve always liked that Lucy. Glad things are going well.比顺利更好啊Better than well.猜猜我今晚计划了什么And guess what I have planned for tonight?不-作为Donna的首席管家No. - As Donna's Butler of Honor,我使出了浑身解数宝宝蓝锦缎啊m going all out. Baby blue brocade.作为惊喜我给Lucy准备了同款裙子As a surprise, I got a matching dress for Lucy.而你相彳言Lucy会为这份礼物开心吗And do you believe Lucy will be happy with this gift?100%的我们太同步了100%! We're so in sync.我终于感觉我和我想永远在一起的人在一起了我明天就能跟她结婚I finally feel like m with the person m gonna be with forever. d marry her tomorrow. 很好啊孩子更重要的是你们今晚有三尖牛排吗Bully for you, son. More importantly, do you have tri-tip for tonight?因为如果没有我自己带了Because if not I brought my own.我爰婚礼I love weddings.好的食物为浪漫爰情的庆祝还有最重要的教堂Good food, the celebration of romantic love, and most of all, churches.不管你对大型组织宗教怎么说Say what you will about organized religion,那些混♥蛋♥们确实知道如何建造宏伟的建筑those bastards knew how to construct an edifice.好了小妖怪们Okay, monsters.妈咪和爹地要打包行李因为我们要去酒店了Mommy and Daddy have to pack because we are going to a hotel.但Roz会在这里和你们一起But Roz is gonna stay here with you.是啊我们会玩得很开心的Yeah, and we are going to have so much fun.我们要玩游戏我们要来涂色We're gonna play games, we're gonna color,或许我们甚至可以坐下安静30秒钟maybe we're gonna even sit quietly for 30 seconds.你们觉得我能有30秒吗Do you think I could have 30 seconds?就够了-她要倒下了That's all. - She's fading.Roz Roz嘿嘿Roz, Roz, hey, hey,你是个很棒的保姆you are a wonderful nanny.哦-你很坚强你很坚定Oh. - You're tough, and strong,你是我们孩子的优秀照顾者and you're an excellent caretaker for our children.是啊每次你来到我们家我们都太开心了Yeah, every time you come to our house we are so happy to see you.我爱你超过爱BenI love you more than Ben.我确实是I do.如果Ben离开了我我会悲伤但我会熬过去的If Ben left me, I would be sad, but I would get through it.但如果你离开我我永远都好不起来了But if you left me, I would never recover.谢谢这么说帮了大忙Thanks. That helps.我太习惯给他们打包了我差点给自己装了尿布m so used to packing for them I almost put in diapers for myself.来点 Jen BarkleyIncoming call. Jen Barkley.Jen Barkley又打来了她简直没完没了Jen Barkley is calling again. She is relentless.Jen是个很有能力的政♥治♥操控者啊Jen is a powerful political operative.你甚至不想知道她想要说什么吗Don't you even want to know what she has to say?她就会说她一直在说的也就是She'll just say what she always says, which is,"Leslie你考虑参加参议院或者国会竞选吗”而我会说"Leslie, would you consider running for state senate or Congress?" And ll say,“Jen非常感谢我受宠若惊"Jen, thank you very much, that's very flattering,但我爰我的工作而且我能为整个国家做“but I love my job, and