Adventure Time with Finn and Jake《探险活宝（2010）》第一季第十一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

#朋友们一起来#Adventure time Come on, grab your friends#探险活宝我们最爱#We'll go to very distant lands#老皮耍酷阿宝耍呆#With Jake the Dog And Finn the Human#这里永远欢乐精彩#The fun will never end It's adventure time#巫师特训一老皮一干嘛？Hey, Jake. - Yeah.你想过恶魔的心长什么样子吗？You ever wonder what a demon's heart looks like?有啊兄弟Of course, dude.你想过它尝起来是什么味道吗？You ever wonder what a demon's heart tastes like?小朋友你想要魔力吗？Hey, kid. You want some magic powers?完全免费的魔力喔Magic powers for absolutely free.当然好一等等别着急Heck, yeah. - Wait. Let's not be too rash.看看这家伙Just look at this guy.两眼凹陷无神Check out the sunken, lifeless eyes.还散发着令人作呕的腐臭味the foul stench of decay.你知道这表示什么吗？You know what that means?我猜他很邪恶Means he's evil, I guess.当然很邪恶但是重点是Well evil, sure, but mostly他很丑什么事都做得出所以你该跟他讨价还价he's unattractive, and unattractive people are desperate. You should haggle with him.免费魔法还不够你还有什么？Hey, I want more than just free powers. What else you got?好吧免费的魔法和All right. Free magical powers and.这个钥匙圈And this keychain.你要沉着阿宝Play it cool, Finn.对我勉强答应这笔交易Right. I begrudgingly accept your offer.很好那么交易成功Yes. Then the deal is struck.你可以从那个门去领魔力了You can pick up your powers right through that door.免费魔力这边请This way.探险活宝这地方看起来很神奇This place looks magical.我们就在这儿领♥取♥魔法吗？You think this is where we get the powers?没错就是这里Yes, I do.任何人皆可获得免费魔力要来点吗？Free powers for all. Want some?好啊跟你拿吗？Yeah. Are you the guy handing 'em out?你要找阿布他是巫师You seek Bufo, the wizard.那他人在哪儿？So where is that guy?当然就在这儿He is here, of course.他在这里但不是你？He's here? But he's not you.没错That's right.我们应该揍他直到他好好说话为止We should beat him up until he starts making sense.我们是阿布We are Bufo.那么你们愿意归顺古老的制度So you wish. to be inducted. into the ancient order of.该死小雷包我们若不同时说话Dang it, Leonard. If we don't talk at the same time.就没人听得懂nobody can understand us.抱歉天啊Sorry. Jeez.所以你们想要免费的巫师魔力So you want free wizard powers?像是这种Powers like these.我们想要给我们魔力We want 'em. Give us the stuff. - We want 'em. Give us the stuff.一天啊一我们想要快点Yes, we do. Can't wait. - Oh boy.那么跟我来吧Then follow.请看这是巫师大殿堂Behold the Grand Hall OfWizardry.有潜力的青年在这儿受训为了成为v终极巫师"This is where young potentials train to become ultimate wizards. 但大多数人都还没有担负重任的觉悟but most are not ready. for the responsibility that comes with it.我很负责任一我也是m responsible, dude. - So am L他说谎没错That's a lie. - It is a lie.我为说谎负全责and I take full responsibility for it.很好非常负责任Yes. Very responsible.现在我要赐予你们"巫师斗篷vNow I bestow upon you these. wizard cloaks.这是洋装This is a dress.对而且我挺喜欢的Yeah, and I am into it.很轻薄It's like gossamer.这样穿才不丢人This way I won't be embarrassed.好每获得一种新的魔力Fine. Now, for every power that you accrue.衣服上就会出现这样的星星图案you shall receive a star badge like these.获得最后这颗星代表你成为V终极巫师”This final star betokens the rank of. Ultimate Wizard.看好了老皮Mark me, Jake,我一定会拿到最后的星星I shall have that final star.从哪儿开始？Where do we start?第一级灰尘飘飘Level one, dustomancy.酷灰尘飘飘Yeah, dustomancy.管它是什么东西给我Whatever that is. Gimme.要得到这个魔力To receive this power,得先吃掉两这根扫把you must first eat these brooms.好的All right.等等好恶心Wait. This is gross.天啊我吃不下去Manl I can,t eat this.当然可以看我怎么做Yeah, you can. Do what I do.这样好多了There we go.你得到一颗星星了You got a star.看我施法Observe my magics.等等老皮等我吃完再施法Wa Jake. Don't use 'em until I finish my broom.最后一 口Last bite.老兄你也有一颗星星了Dude, you got your star too.我们会灰尘飘飘了We're dustomancers.什么都没有这根本是诈欺Nothing happened. This is a total rip-off.阿布你算计我们Bufo. You tricked us.这个笨魔力根本没用Stupid power doesn't even work.冷静点孩子Calm yourself, boy.你太激动了You are acting hysterical.没发现你正在施展灰尘飘飘吗？Do you not see that you are using dustomancy?一仔细看一这是我变的？Behold. - m doing this?所以我已经So I have.是的掌控了所有的灰尘Yes. Mastery over all dust motes.你还可以洞察它们的情绪You can also read their emotions.譬如这颗灰尘很不满它的婚姻For instance, this mote is very unhappy in his marriage.好像有点酷That's sorta cool.有点酷？这根本超酷的Sorta cool? This is radical.对就是要这么热血Ooh, yeah! Force that enthusiasm!准备好学更多魔法了吗？Are you ready for more magic?一还有更多？一多得不得了We get more? - So much more.第二级影子飞飞Like level two, the power of shadowcery.你们看不见对吧？一没错完全看不见You can,t see anything through those, right? - Nope, not at all.想得到控制影子的魔法To gain provenance over the shadows.把手放进这个碗里place your hands into this bowl.什么碗？一不行把眼睛遮起来What bowl? - No! Cover your eyes!好啦Fine.把手伸进这个碗Thrust your hands into this bowl眼球碗of eyeballs.一眼球碗？一老兄没关系啦Eyeballs? - Dude, it's okay.一只是去皮的葡萄一不对They,re just peeled grapes. - No.是眼球They're eyeballs.做得好你们勇敢地触摸了眼球Well done. You have groped the eyeballs fearlessly.又一颗星星Another star.太好了影子飞飞Yeah. Shadowcery.前进我的影子马Onward, my shadow steed.别碰我No touchies.巫师魔力太酷了Wizard powers are so cool.我想要所有的星星I want all the star badg