Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第五季第十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

租个型股东们Rent-A-Swag shareholders: 如你们所见你们的店如火如荼As you can see, your store is hoppin'.这些孩子租我旧衣服的样子像他们要赶不上潮流一样These kids are renting my old clothes like they're going out of style. 但他们永远不会Which they never will.是啊这里的步行交通挺拥挤的Tommy我喜欢Yeah, it's a lot of foot traffic, Tommy. I like it. 哦”该-哀-哀-死”这里像是个香肠派对呢Oh, "day-yay-yam' it is kind of a sausage party in here.明确指出For the record,愿意上这个愿意上愿意上would hit it, would hit, would hit. 强烈拒绝Hard pass.Tom是谁啊这个人Tom, who is this. person?这位是 Mona-Lisa SapersteinThis is Mona-Lisa Saperstein, 我的新任销♥售♥伙伴 my new sales associate.Mona-Lisa SapersteinMona-Lisa Saperstein?那个的意思是-*哦是*她是我妹妹Does that mean- - J Oh, yeah. J she's my sister.我双胞胎妹妹来自同一个父辈My twin sister, from the same mister.太感谢你雇Mona-Lisa 了Thank you so much for hiring Mona-Lisa.对我来说意义重大It means so much to me.虽然诚实说她是Even though, honestly, she's.*最烂的*J The wo-o-orst.她是世界上最烂的人She is the worst person in the world.巨下流糟糕Huge skank. Terrible.但谢谢你意义重大But thank you. It means a lot.当然要照顾家人嘛Of course. Got to keep it in the family.是啊但非得要是这个家吗Yeah, but does it have to be this family?实际上提醒我了Actually, that reminds me,老-老-老-老板人Ba-ba-ba-boss man.我今天要早退I need to leave early today因为我的心理医生给我和他买♥♥了 Pitbull演唱会的票 because my shrink got me and him tickets to a Pitbull concert.而我已经保证他了And I already committed to that.所以如果你说我不能去And so if you say that I can't go,就像你从我这里拿走了啥it's like you're taking something away from me.呃店里真的很忙我有点需要你留下Um, store's really busy. I kinda need you to stay.我完全听到了呃我也不喜欢你说的I totally hear you. Um, I also don't like what you're saying.所以如果你说不So if you say no,我会在洗手间点火的I will start a fire in the bathroom.好吧我想你能去了Okay, I guess you can go.是啊我知道我能Yeah, I know I can.我怎么说的哈What did I tell you, huh?*最烂的J The wo-o-o-orst.她是世界上最烂的She's the worst in the world.Jean-Ralphio 你好吗Jean-Ralphio. How are you?公园与游憩公园与游憩第5季第16集第5季第16集大家好Hello.欢迎来到Pawnee电影苍穹Welcome to Pawnee Videodome.今天我们放映的是Today we'll be screeningStanley Kubrick 1957年的经典作品光荣之路Stanley Kubrick's 1957 classic Paths Of Glory.它讲的是三个男人拒绝执行一场自杀任务It's about three men who refuse to go on a suicide mission然后因为懦弱被处决的故事and are executed for cowardice.或者我们可以你知道可能放另一部电影Or we could, you know, maybe screen a different movie.一部更加乐观一点点的One that's a little bit more upbeat.比如海底总动员或者Like Finding Nemo or.一部关于犹太人灭绝的纪录片（566分钟）我可以放呃浩劫I could do, uh,Shoah.好的那就是光荣之路了Okay,Paths Of Glory it is.这里是Pawnee电影苍穹This is the Pawnee Videodome.我们在这里因为我开启了一个帮助本地企业的计划And we are here because I started a program to help local business.这里是Pawnee的重要机构This is a Pawnee institution.这里是PerdHaPley拍摄他电影评论节目灯光摄影Perd的地方This is the place where Perd Hapley shot his movie review show Lights, Camera, Perd. 是个温暖人心的故事但就是难以置信It's a heartwarming story, but it's just not believable.所以我给ET外星人打了一分半Which is why I give E. T. 1 1/2 stars.Andy结束了Andy, it's over.起床AndyGet up, Andy.你在干嘛What are you doing?所有人在-我们在哪What's everybody- where are we?我爱那部电影的原因是它真的很压抑The reason I love that film is that it's really depressing.说起来难过的是下个月Speaking of which, sadly, next month,Pawnee电影穹顶要关门大吉了Pawnee Videodome will be closing its doors.永远的-别啊Forever. - No!对你们参加过我们放映活动的人们For those of you that have attended our screenings, 我想感谢你们的光临I want to thank you for your patronage, 希望你们多租一些电影就好了though I wish you would have rented more movies.伙计们我们需要帮助Dennis和他的生意Guys, we have to help out Dennis and his business.所有人租点什么所以我们能帮DennisEverybody rent something, so we can help Dennis.先生你要租点什么吗Sir, will you rent something?我为啥要那么做啊Why would I do that?所有电影在网上都免费啊All movies are online for free.我正在手♥机♥上看钢铁侠2呢m watching Iron Man 2 on my phone right now.好吧你没帮上Okay, you're not helping.我就想租海底总动员L for one, am going to rent Finding Nemo.哦我们不供应动画的Ooh, we don't carry cartoons.但如果你想看一部关于海洋的电影But if you want a film about the ocean, 我们有一部纪录片讲的是日本捕鲸行业的暴行we have a documentary about the brutality of Japan's whaling industry. 叫做我喷水孔的眼泪It's called Tears OfMy Blowhole.而它-它很恶心And it's-it's nauseating.我就买♥♥点 Red Vines 糖吧ll just buy some red vines.哦我们只有日本黏液糖Oh, we only have Japanese slime candy和呃保加利亚小麦球and, Um, Bulgarian wheat balls.LeSlie认真的我们到底在哪Leslie, seriously, where are we?所有这些孩子都有父亲和母亲All these kids have fathers and mothers生了他们而且引导他们生活who have birthed them and are guiding them through life. 是啊就是这么运转的Yep, that's how it works.你感觉如何How are you feeling?做好你的“爹“定了吗Did you make your dad-cision yet?我100%确定I am 100% certain我0%肯定我要怎么做that I am 0% sure of what m going to do.Ann Perkins问我愿不愿意捐赠精♥子♥Ann Perkins asked me if I would like to donate sperm, 所以她可以生个孩子so she can have a baby.这是场战斗一方是我将一个孩子带到这个世界上的原始欲望It's a battle between my primal desire to bri