Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公太空怪客船长日志今天是3021年的第42天Captain's1og-it,sday42oftheyear3021永恒坚持号♥andtheS.S.Perpetua1persistence依然在穿越太空continuestohurd1ethroughspace.作为飞船的船长必须保持强劲态势As1eaderofthisship,Imustremainstrong.别假装自己是船长了Quitpretendingyou,rethecaptain专心完成你手边的任务andstartfocusingonthemissionathand.只要我的座椅As1ongasmychair还在这辆露营飞船的正前方isfrontandcenterofthisrecreationa1spacevehic1e我就船长这项任务11beCaptaineeringthismission.“船长”这个词不是这么用的"Captaineering"isn'tarea1word.而且你肯定也不记得我们有什么任务AndI'11betyoudon'tevenrememberwhatourmissionis.你说得对我不记得You'reright.Idon't.不过叔公三千主板就是用来看任务的Butthat'swhattheug3000motherboardisfor.对吧叔公三千Ain'tthatright,ug3k?对Yeah.也许你可以再来刷新一下Perhapsyoucanrefresh二等兵格斯对于我们任务的记忆privateGus'memoryaboutwhatourmissionisagain.没问题Noprob1emo.我们要前往燃烧星球We'reheadedtowardp1anetcombustion收集有生命的物种toco11ectspecimensof1ife以免星球的核心beforethep1anet'snuc1earcore发生核策变并爆♥炸♥hasafusionreactionandexp1odes将其轨道上的一切化作尘埃renderingeverythinginitsorbitasspacedust.尘埃Spacedust?!离星球爆♥炸♥还剩多长时间How1ongdowehaveti11thep1anetb1ows?这座星球不稳定随时会爆&hearts或乍♥It'sanunstab1ep1anetthatcanb1owatanyminute务必快速行动soyougottobequick.完蛋都听到了吧二等兵格斯Yikes.Youcatcha11that,privateGus?身为你船长我命令你着陆Asyourcaptain,Iorderyouto1andthisship.好不过我着陆的原因不是你命令我Fine,butnot'causeyouorderedme.而是只有我Butbecausemtheon1yone才搬得动太空巨锚whocancarrythespaceanchor.我搬得动太空巨锚Icou1dcarrythespaceanchor可是身为船长我得执行任务butascaptain,Igottocarrythemission.快上传送器Nowstepintothete1eporter让我把你传送到星球上面soIcanbeamyoudowntothep1anet.好不过我上去的原因不是你当船长Fine,butnot'causeyou'rethecaptain而是只有我才有资格完成butbecausemtheon1yonequa1iedtocomp1etethe"对对对Yeah,yeah,yeah.披萨史蒂夫Hey,PizzaSteve!你忘了把我衣服传送过来了Youforgottobeamdownmyuniform.你忘了什么了Whatareyouforgetting?你忘了把我衣服传送过来了Youforgottobeamdownmyuniform披萨史蒂夫船长CaptainPizzaSteve.这样才像话That'smore1ikeit.披萨史蒂夫船长你确定CaptainPizzaSteve,areyousure他不需要搭档来协助他hedoesn'tneedapartnertoassisthim在危险的外星球上完成任务吗onsuchadangerousforeignp1anet?你说得在理Iguessyougotapoint.下去吧你Downyougo.你怎么看So,whatdoyousay?去找点生命体吧1et'sgo1ookforsome1ifeforms.这计划听着像模像样Sounds1ikeap1antome.这座星球貌似没多少生命体Doesn'tseemtobemuch1ifeonthisp1anet.那一定是我一整天看过最怪的东西了Thathasgottobetheweirdestthingveseena11day.我什么都找不到Ican'tseemtofindanything.你也许可以扫描生命体Maybeyoucanscanfor1ifeforms.那边有东西There'ssomethingoverthere!感觉不太好Idon'tknow.那东西样子有点危险Thatthing1ookskindofdangerous.那边那个东西呢Howaboutthatoneoverthere?可以这样还差不多Oh,yeah.That'smore1ikeit.根据我的文件这东西叫别看草Accordingtomyfi1es,it'sca11edadontpeekiep1ant.你觉得它为什么会叫这个名字Whydoyousupposeit'sca11edthat?还是看一下吧We11,maybejustone1itt1epeek.里面没什么好看的There'snothinginheretowritehomeabout.快放开我Getmeoutofhere!放开1etgo!谁把灯关了Whoturnedoutthe1ights?什么Whatthe?真想不到Whatdoyouknow-挂这里好像还不错thatdoesn't1ookha1fbaddownthere.永恒坚持号♥快带我离开S.s.p.p.,getmeoutofherepronto!什么东西Whatisthat?!这一定是任务要求要找的生命体Ibe1ievethisisthe1ifeformthemissionrequested.不对我是说你干嘛No,Imeanwhat'stheidea穿搭非得红配绿ofwearingthatco1orredwiththatco1orgreen.俗气Tacky!来我帮你脱掉Here,1etmehe1pyougetitoff.快回来Comebackhere!你试过拉链了没Haveyoutriedthezipper?我不知道那是不是Idon'tknowifthat'sa-不管它是什么它好像呛着了Whateveritis,itseemstobechoking.它好可爱He'sadorab1e.好吧挺恶心Okay,that'sdisgusting.它要跑了It'sgettingaway.它走不过那扇门的Itcan'tgetthroughthedoor.那东西抢走了我的幸运护身符Thatthingtookmy1uckyrabbit'sfoot!不是更该担心飞船的钥匙吗Don'tyoumeanthekeytotheship?我们得用那把钥匙Thekeythatweneed逃离这座就快爆♥炸♥的星球togetawayfromthisp1anetthat'sabouttoexp1ode.对对那个也得担心Yeah,yeah,thattoo.这是哪WhereamI?我只记得The1astthingIremember我自个在偷看钥匙孔Iwasmindingmyownbusinesspeekinginkeyho1es突然间一切都变黑了whena11ofasudden,everythingwentb1ack.然后我醒来就被系在你宽大的腰上了ThenIwokeuptiedaroundyouramp1ewaist.提醒你一下Foryourinformation你现在在永恒坚持号♥上you'reontheS.S.Perpetua1persistence.没错Yeah而且你把外星人咳得我船上到处都是andyou'vebeencoughingupa1iensa11overmyship.时间不多了Wedon'thavemuchtime1eft.必须马卜.夺回钥匙Weneedtogetthatkeypronto!看外星人留下了一大滩彩虹色踪迹1ook.Thea1ien1eftatrai1ofrainbowco1oredgoo.快跟上去灭了那个鼻屎1et'sfo11owitandsquashthat1itt1ebooger.你先请Afteryou.快看它在热狗储物柜里1ook,it'sinthehotdogreserves1ocker.热狗那个小坏蛋把热狗全吃了That1itt1ecreepatea11thehotdogs!热狗现在还叫我们怎么Nowhowarewesupposed补充每日必须的硝酸盐和虫子器官togetourvita1dai1ynitratesandessentia1bugparts?还有更严重的事情It,sevenworsethanthat.它把橙子汽水都喝光了Ita1sodranka11oftheorangesoda.大坏蛋Thefiend.我没看到你站在那Ididn'tseeyoustandingthere.你该不会刚好Youdidn'thappento看到有只小小的外星人跑过去了吧seeatiny,1itt1ea1ienrunningaroundhere,didyou?那个应该就是外星人Ithinkthatisthea1ien.那样的话Inthatcase-快看钥匙在它尾巴上1ook.Thekeysareonitstai1.它智力好像不是很高Notexact1ythebrightestbu1binthebox.倒霉透了We11,thatstinks.这下还怎么把钥匙抢【可来Nowhowarewegonnagetthatkeyback?我们完蛋了全都没了Oh,no,we,redoomed!A11is1ost!她要去哪Where'sshegoing?
