Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第二十四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公叔公澳洲游危险警告大家好Ye11ow,everybody.我们现在即将抵达美丽的巴黎Wearenowmakingourdescentintobeautifu1Paris.安全带指示灯打开了Theseatbe1tsignsarenowon即将爆♥炸♥别的灯也开了andsoarea11theothersigns.不完了Ohno!Oh,go11y!天才叔公我们在委员会Unc1eGrandpa,weatthecounci1要给你下达紧急警告haveanurgentwarningforyou.仔细听好1istencarefu11y.抱歉没空Sorry,notime.在飞露营车F1yingtheR.V.快乐巴黎GayParis.澳大利亚爱之城Cityof1ove.你好Bonjour.天才叔公Unc1eGrandpa!这不是法国巴黎Thisisn'tParis,France.是澳大利亚ThisisAustra1ia.我们一定是在希博伊根拐错弯了Wemusthavetakenawrongturnatsheboygan.不见得肚包1don'tknow,be11ybag.如果说这里是澳大利亚IfthisisAustra1ia那这位逛超♥市♥的巴黎小伙子怎么回事thenwhat'swiththisyoungparisianboyatthe1aSupermarche?收藏品槌鹊兄弟太棒了Thisisace收藏刚刚好Perfectformyco11ection.古老事实旧款飞人乔伊鞋VintageairJoeys!不错Nice!泰坦尼克百科全书Encyc1opediatitanica.等等这张唱片是什么Hangon.What'sthisrecord?快给芥末酱不知道好不好听Iwonderifit'sanygood.我喜欢他的新歌♥Ipreferhisneweststuff.天才叔公Hey,Unc1eGrandpa.天啊Aww,man!我弄坏了你的唱片Ibrokeyourrecord.所有东西都弄坏了Ibrokea11thisstuff.我真不会做收藏Man,I'mterrib1eatco11ecting.放松大笨蛋Re1ax,turkey.你的天才叔公来帮Yourunc1egrandpussisheretohe1-不好意思Excuseme.以前没这回事Thisneverhappens.别放心上Don'tworryaboutit.委员会忽略又是这群书呆子Notthesenerdsagain.给我滚Takeahike.刚说到哪了So,wherewerewe?我是乔伊mJoey.是个收藏家不过我碰上了麻烦Andmaco11ector,butmhavingahardtime我没地方存放我的收藏品becauseIdon'thaveanywheretoputmyco11ection.你不是袋鼠吗You'reakangaroo,right?把东西全放你袋里不就行了Whydon'tyoujustkeepa11yourstuffinyourpouch,turkey?母袋鼠才有袋天才叔公On1ygir1kangarooshavepouches,Unc1eGrandpa.那就让你的天才叔公We11,whydon'tyou1etyouro1dgumpygumpgumps给你安个新袋吧setyouupwithabrand-newpouch?好吧Okay.我正好有东西IthinkIhavejustthething.那好吧A11righty,then.是个拉链1t,sazipper.这安全吗Isthissafe?跟这疯狂城里的其他东西一样安全Assafeasanythinge1seinthiscrazytown.好家伙真是太神了Stonethecrows,thisisamazing!现在我啥都能收集了NowIcanco11ecteverything!谢谢天才叔公Thanks,Unc1eGrandpa.抓到你了Gotyou.澳洲公园天才叔公随时准备行动Unc1eGrandpareadyforaction.我收藏的完美开始Theperfectstarttomyco11ection!你这只坏袋鼠快还我们玩具Youmeankangaroo,giveusbackourtoys!乔伊你抢走了小男孩的玩具吗Joey,didyoutaketheseboys'toys?来看看是什么这个一看就是1et'sseewhatwegothere.Thisappearstobe天才叔公战斗小道具可动手办abatt1egadgetUnc1eGrandpaposeab1echaracterfigurine.这个一定是Andthisisc1ear1y自行车战神格斯先生战斗手办abikerwarriorMr.Gusbatt1efigurine.两个都是特别款Butbotharedefinite1yspecia1editions所以说严格上根本就不是玩具whichmeansthey'retechnica11ynottoysata11是收藏者专属的藏品butco11ectib1esforco11ectorson1y.懂吗布雷特Understand,Brett?我懂1understand.你收藏吧乔伊Co11ectaway,Joey.感觉怎么样So,howdoesitfee1?感觉好棒Thatfee1sgreat!为他的事向你们抱歉Sorryabouthim.他刚入收藏坑He'snewtotheco11ectingthing.给收下这个超酷定制Here.Takethissupercoo1,made-to-order突变披萨史蒂夫度假豪华版超级公仔mutantPizzaSteveexc1usivede1uxeeditionmega-do11.你不是说不是给小孩玩的吗Ithoughtyousaidtheyweren'tforchi1dren.他说的对维利He'sright,Wi11y.我懂Iunderstand.好耶Aw,yeah!你样子有点不-样了You1ookdifferentsomehow.戴了新眼镜吗Newg1asses?天才叔公你启发了我Unc1eGrandpa,you'veshownmetheway.我要收藏到爆♥炸♥为IkIwanttokeepco11ectingti11Iexp1ode!你可能搞错重点了Ithinkmaybeyou'remissingthepoint.重点Thepoint?重点就在于收集Thepointistoco11ect!我不懂Idon'tunderstand!真是太棒了Thisisgreat!你可能会以为我现在更能帮助别人了You'dthinkdbebetterathe1pingpeop1ebynow.其实并没有We11,mnot.我要收集树木mgonnaco11ecttrees收集岩石androcks收集灌木andbushes收集悉尼歌♥剧院andtheSydneyoperahouse收集艾尔斯巨石andayersrock.澳大利亚狮身人面像这玩意Thisthing.不好了Oh,no!能让澳大利亚宜居的东西全让你收了You'vetakena11thethingsthatmakeAustra1iabearab1e.你得要有点辨别能力才行You'vegottobemorediscerning.要是样样都收Ifyouco11ectjustanything你只能变成囤积狂thatmakesyouabig,fathoarder.你难道不害臊吗Haveyounoshame?开什么玩笑Areyoukidding?!我是史上最棒收藏家mthegreatestco11ectorofa11time!全都多亏了你天才叔公AndIoweita11toyou,Unc1eGrandpa.怎么回事What'shappening?裂缝过来了Cracksbecreepingyo.过来了Deybecreepin,.叔公周刊什么地方Wherearewe?不好Oh,no!我们在澳大利亚地底下We'redeepdownunderAustra1ia.这就只能代表一件事Whichmeanson1yonething变异天才叔公委员会thecounci1ofmutantunc1egrandpas-澳洲部门Austra1iandivision-真正的地下居民truedwe11ersofthedownunda.他们已经深居澳大利亚地底数千年They'vebeen1ivingbe1owAustra1iaforthousandsofyears能借第三只眼镜洞察未来andcanseethefuturewiththeirthirdeye.感觉有点可怕Theykindofcreepmeout.你们好Hey,guys!早安Goodmorning.天才叔公地表居民Unc1eGrandpa,thesurfacedwe11er我们已经多次尝试联♥系♥过你we'vemademanyattemptstocontactyou.有吗Youhave?我一定是给我电♥话♥关静音了Imusthavehadmyphoneonsi1ent.而且老是忘了看短♥信♥AndIa1waysforgettocheckmytextmessages.真的吗Rea11y?上面显示'Causeitshows今天早些时候下午4点15的信息已读theywerereadat4:15P.M.ear1iertoday,mate.真奇怪That'sweird.我们的集体第三眼让我们预知到了Ourco11ectivethirdeyea11owedustoforesee你最终会和你袋鼠朋友造成混乱thechaosyourkangaroofriendwou1deventua11ycause因此我们才要警告你whichiswhywetriedtowarnyou不能给他无尽拉链aboutgivinghimtheeterna1zipper.我知道情况有点失控了Iknowthatthingshavegottena1itt1eoutofhand澳大利亚文明都给整没了nowthatAustra1iaisvoidofa11civi1ization不过这样你们就能有好理由butmaybethiswi11giveyouguysa
