School Spirit《哗鬼学院（1985）》完整中英文对照剧本.docx

哗鬼学院事情要从几天前说起Ita11beganacoup1eofdaysago,还是昨天？orwasityesterday?好像过了很久Itseems1ikeaneternity.典型美国校园的典型春日Atypica1springdayonatypica1Americancampus拉瓦托尔学院1avatoireCo11ege,并非完全典型we11notentire1ytypica1,这毕竟是“猪日”的前一天thiswasaftera11thedaybeforeHogDay一些学生已经开始疯狂andsomeofthestudentshada1readystartedtogocrazy.我不知道这对我来说有多疯狂1itt1edidIknowhowcrazyitwou1dgetforme.也是捐赠日的前一天Itwasa1sothedaybeforeendowmentday.那是格里姆肖校长That'sPresidentGrimshaw正在宣布新的建筑项目announcingthenewbui1dingproject旁边是他的连襟，也是承包商withhisbrotherin1aw,thecontractor.某位玛德琳埃洛伊丝拉瓦托瓦尔AcertainMade1ineE1oise1avatoire,创始人唯一在世的后人theon1y1ivingdescendantofthefounder第二天就飞过来付款wasf1yinginthenextdaytopickupthetab.某个来自法国的老太婆人们这么说Someo1dbabefromFrance,orsotheysaid,各位淡定还没开始easyfe11ows,notyet.但我的故事就从那天晚上开始Butmystorybeginsthatnight我莫名其妙地来到了校长办公室Isomehowfoundmyse1finthepresident'soffice为了重要的课外活动working1ateon工作到很晚importantextracurricu1aractivities.对就是我比利巴特森Yeah,that'sme,Bi11yBatson,“一意孤行"先生Mr.Onetrackmind.女孩是朱迪海托尔Thegir1isJudyHightower,学生会皇后和全优生sororityqueenandstraightAstudent.如果她看起来有点紧张Ifsheseemsa1itt1enervous,她有很多心事she'sgota1otonhermind.明天是大型捐赠仪式Tomorrowisthebigendowmentceremony她负责安排andshe'sinchargeofthearrangements.我告诉她我会帮她的Ito1dherdhe1pherout.嘿我就是这样的人Hey,that'sthekindofguyIam.那么舒服吗So,comfortab1e?尽可能舒适We11ascomfortab1easIcanbe考虑到我们不应该consideringwe,renotsupposedtobe下班后在格里姆肖校长的办公室inPresidentGrimshaw'sofficeafterhours.你不记得格里姆肖说过什么吗Don'tyourememberwhatGrimshawsaid?”面向所有拉瓦托尔学院的学生"Thedoortothisofficeisa1waysopen办公室的大门永远敞开着”toanystudentof1avatoireCo11ege."他没说他本人一定要在这里Hedidn'tsayhehadtobehere.他也没说你应该贿赂看门人Andhedidn'tsaythatyoushou1dbribethejanitor让你进来to1etyouinifhewasn't别紧张Don'tbenervous,我们是这栋楼里仅有的两个灵魂we'retheon1ytwosou1sinthebui1ding.是啊如果有人来了Yeahandifsomeonedoescomein,我们可以说因为我们要加班wecanjustte11themthatwe,reworking1ate,为捐赠委员会工作到很晚不是吗workingfortheEndowmentCommittee,can'twe?没错That'sright他们会说“这就是学校精神”andthey'11say,"That,sschoo1spirit."他们不必知道我们根本没有工作Theydon'thavetoknowthatweweren'tworkingata11.我一直期待着与你独处vebeen1ookingforwardtobeinga1onewithyou.我已经等了好几个月了vebeenwaitingmonthsforthis.我们可能再也没有这样的机会了Wemayneverhavethischanceagain.比利不是那里好痒Bi11y,notthere,thattick1es.也许我们应该工作Maybeweshou1dwork.朱迪还有什么可做的？Judy,what'sthere1efttodo?你把一切都准备得非常好You'vedoneafantasticjobgettingeverythingready,皆大欢喜everybody,shappy.格里姆肖校长很高兴PresidentGrimshaw'shappy,你开心我就开心you'rehappy,I'mhappy.我太高兴了msohappy.比利停下听我说Bi11y,stop,1isten,我不想让你把这件事放在心上nowIdon'twantyoutotakethispersona11y但是与名声如此之差的人butanykindofare1ationshipnow在一起的任何关系withsomeonewhohassuchabadreputation可能真的是灾难性的cou1drea11ybedisastrous.哦不我不会在平Ohno,dsurvive.我说的是我自己mta1kingaboutme.我不能冒这么大的风险Ijustcan'trisksomuchatstake,我的奖学金、所有的推荐信和法学院myfe11owshipanda11therecommendationsand1awschoo1.我是说你是个聪明人比利Imeanyou'reaninte11igentguy,Bi11y,如果情况有所不同andmaybeifthingsweredifferent但如果有人看到我现在的样子我会失去一切butifanybodycou1dseemerightnowd1oseeverything.所以也许我该趁着还有时间赶紧离开SomaybeIjustbetter1eavewhi1ethere,ssti11time.有的是时间There'sp1entyoftime.比利等等Bi11y,wait.什么事？Yes?你有那东西吗Doyouhaveathing?是的我有那东西Yes,Ihaveathing.不是指那个是别的东西Nonotthatthing,theotherthing.还有什么东西？Whatotherthing?你懂的保护措施Youknow,protection?套子？Arubber?我有套子吗DoIhavearubber?当然没有Ofcoursenot.如果我现在Whatwou1dyouthink从口袋里掏出一个套套你会怎么想？ifIpu11edarubberoutofmypocketrightnow?你会以为我是看在上帝的份上勾引你You'dthinkIwastryingtoseduceyouforChrist'ssake而不是抓住这个载难逢的机会insteadofthisspontaneous,onceina1ifetimeopportunity两个人不可抗拒地相互吸引forabeautifu1andgenuineexperience共同获得sharedbytwopeop1e美丽而真实的体验irresistib1yattractedtoeachother.不我不是这个意思No,that,snotwhatImeant.我只是想也许你会有一个Ijust,Ithoughtmaybeyoumighthaveone.我们必须有所保护Wehavetohavesomething.嗯出事的几率是如此之小We11,theoddsagainstanythinghappeningaresogreat,这需要奇迹it'dtakeamirac1e.对不起比利但是没门msorry,Bi11y,butthere'snoway.格里姆肖一定会有Grimshaw'sgottahaveone.也许改天吧Maybesomeothertime.我马上回来药店还开着呢11berightback,thedrugstore'ssti11open.太晚了他们关门了It'stoo1ate,they1rec1osed.我还能想到一个地方拿着这个Icanthinkofoneotherp1ace,nursethis.我十分钟后回来想着我11bebackin10minutes,thinkofme.比尔巴特森我的朋友Bi11Batson,myman.巴杜奇运气真好Barducci,what1uck.听着1isten.套套哦对不起伙计Rubbers,ohsorrymyman.你为什么不打个结呢巴特森？Whydon'tyoutieitinaknot,Batson?我来帮你比利11doitforyou,Bi11y.哟试试用纱布包起来Yo,trysomesaranwrap.那样能行？Doesthatwork?啊Ah.好了A11right.啊Ah.医生有心跳Doctor,we,vegotabeat.没用的他的瞳孔扩散了It,snogood,hispupi1sareb1own.谁去把门关上Somebodyc1osethatdoor.你想带他去做手术吗Doyouwanttotakehimdowntosurgery?不已经太迟了No,it'sa1readybeentoo1ong.呃就这样吧他活不过来了We11,that'sit,he'snotgonnacomethrough.我可以连接呼吸器Icanconnecttherespirator.不别管他No,1eavehima1one,也许我们会收到移植请求maybewe,11getatransp1antrequest.你的头发看起来棒极了Yourhair1ooksterrific.当然-我会尽量通知Suredoes.-11trytonotify他的家人hisfami1y.不用麻烦了他没有Don'tbother,hedoesn'thaveany.等等他们不能放弃啊Ho1dit,theycan'tgiveup,