Upload《上载新生》第三季第七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

这是不是有点太简陋了？Isit.a1itt1e.sparse?是啊我会继续建造它Yeah,yeah.I'11keepbui1dingitout.但是我独自一个人编程这任务太艰巨了But,uh,it'sa1otformetocodea11bymyse1f.但一旦把我上传后我就要多少时间就有多少时间了OnceWeup1oadme,I'11havea11thetimeinthewor1dthough,so.大概吧Iguessso.另外我可能在躺椅上躺了太久A1so,Um,Imayhavespenta1itt1etoomuchtimeontherec1iner,但它会成为我的指挥中心所以这个宝贝必须是完美的butit'sgonnabemycommandcenter,sothisbabyhadtobeperfect.它可以加热、变凉、按♥摩♥Itheats,coo1s,massages而且好吧显然可以斜倚and,uh,we11,rec1ines,obvious1y.它也可以递出乳液和纸巾吗？Oh,doesitdispense1otionandtissues,too?为什么要Whywou1d.很搞笑Veryfunny.我不会在这里这样做好吗？mnotgonnabedoingthathere,okay?太过了我会A1ot.mgonnabe.我会以正常的量来做好吗？不会是一个奇怪的量1ike,1doitanorma1amount,okay?Notaweirdamount.过来Comehere.这只是暂时的好吗？Thisisjusttemporary,okay?你会赢你的案子的You'regonnawinyourcase.总有一天我们将为所有人免费上传Oneday,we'11havefreeup1oadforeverybody.我知道Iknow.我只是希望我们能有更多的时间Ijustwishwehadmoretime.我也是Me,too.你加了什么？What'dyouadd?更多的电池和太阳能电池板Uh,acoup1emorebatteriesandso1arpane1s.最坏的情况让我们的朋友把我们留在亚利桑那州的某个峡谷Worstcase,Ihaveafriend1eaveusinsomecanyoninArizona.我们可以挺两百年无需维护It'd1ast200years.Nomaintenance.真贴心That'ssosweet.但是在上传之前我就会把它弄丢了Butmgoingtomisp1acethatwaybefore-it'stimeformetoup1oad.是啊我会在放杂物的抽屉里就放在电池旁边Yeah.1beinthejunkdrawernexttothebatteries.好吧Okay.我们该开始了吗？Shou1dwedothis?我想是的Iguessso.明天就是一个月了Tomorrowwi11beonemonth.合理Mm-hmm.Makessense.你想怎么度过拥有身体的最后二十分钟？Howdoyouwanttospendyour1ast20minutesinabody?怎么不拥抱吗？Excuseme?Nocudd1e?我只想确定你的化身是完美的知道吗？Oh,Ijustwanttomakesureyouravatarisperfect.我上一次漏了一些东西Youknow?ThereweresomethingsImissed1asttime.比如什么？1ikewhat?比如1ike.你脖子上那条小曲线.that1itt1ecurveinyourneck.这个？Thisone?-Mm-hmm.还有你的气味Andyoursme11.你这怪人Youcreep.至少我能返回只有百分之十体脂的状态We11,at1eastIgettogobacktotenpercentbodyfatagain.不Oh,no,no.我喜欢你这样I-I1ikeyouthisway.更惹人爱Moreto1ove.想都别想好吗？Don'teventhinkaboutit.Okay,诺拉我是非常认真的Nora?Iamdead-assserious.不能超过十Tenor1ess.-不如我们把上传推迟一些怎样？Whatifwepushmyup1oada1itt1e?内森Nathan.我感觉很好好吗?就一天怎样？Ifee1great,okay?What'sonemoreday?如果你明天出了什么事我绝不会原谅自己Okay,ifsomethinghappenstoyoutomorrow,Iwou1dneverforgivemyse1f.我不会有事的Nothing'sgonnahappentome.好吧-太好了！Sure.-Yes!太棒了Okay.-Ooh.你为什么不能和其他人一样有真正的送别日？Imean,youknow,whyshou1dn'tyouhavearea1send-offday1ikeeverybodye1se?是啊我第一次就没有送别日Yeah,Ididn'thaveonethefirsttimearound.有意思Fun.-Hmm.好吧我们会做所有你最爱的事情A11right,we'11doa11yourfavoritethings.刚刚过了午夜Oh1it'sjustpastmidnight.上传日愉快Happyup1oadday.那天你和诺玛一起在记忆馆里YouandNormaspentquitea1otoftimetogether待了很长时间inthememorypar1ortheotherday.要保持忠诚一定很困难吧Musthavebeenhardforyoutostayfaithfu1.你们俩在那么小的空间里Youknow,thetwoofyouinthatsma11space.而她又那么漂亮Andshe'ssopretty.布朗尼-怎么？Brownie?-Yes?我保证不会生气IpromiseIamnotgoingtobemad.我只需要知道真♥相♥Ijustneedtoknowthetruth.发生了什么吗？Didanythinghappen?英格丽我保证什么也没发生Ingrid,Ipromise.Nothinghappened.好吧Okay.好吧-好吧Okay.-Okay.好吧Okay.肉体内森和我差点接吻了F1eshNathanandIa1mostkissed.说出来感觉真好Fee1ssogoodtohavethatoffmychest.诚实是最好的做法Honestyisthebestpo1icy.如果我们完全诚实We11,ifwe'rebeingtota11yhonest,诺拉和我的情况也一样thesamethinghappenedwithNoraandme,too.我们差点接吻了但我决定我要和你在一起Wea1mostkissed,butIdecidedIwanttobewithyou.我很高兴我们能对这件事那么成熟mg1adwecanbesomatureaboutthis.你这混♥蛋♥Youpieceofshit!什么？What?我的天-你刚刚才承认了同样的事！Oh,myGod!Youjustadmittedthesamething.那不一样!他是你！Itisdifferent!Heisyou!什么都没发生！Nothinghappened!但差点发生了!你说了“差点”！Oh,butita1mostdid.Yousaid"a1most."差点然后我选择了你！-但如果A1most,andthenIchoseyou!-Butif.你知道吗？-什么？Youknowwhat?-What?你说得对You'reright.我不会再多说什么了mnotgonnasayanythinge1seaboutit.我没事mgood.你说你没事但你没眨眼Yousayyou'regood,butyou'renotb1inking.我很好-你看起来不大好msogood.Youdon'tseemverygood.该死Oh,shit.天使！Ange1.冷静下来Whoa!-Ca1mdown.你还有在我们晚宴时使用的诺玛的化身吗？Doyousti11haveNorma'savatarthatyouusedforourdinnerparty?有啊为什么？Y-Yes.Why?好吧给我准备好Okay,getitreadyforme.我要进去mgoingin.上载新生当我们在一起的时候确实很棒Andwhenwe'retogether,itisgreat.她很可爱什么都是她付账She'ssweet,shepaysforeverything,还有她就是懂我andshejustgetsme.但是另一方面她在做一些不好的勾当Butthenontheotherhand,sheisintosomesketchyshit.当我说不好时是真的不好很糟糕AndwhenIsaysketchy,Imeansketchy.听起来真的很不好Soundsprettysketchy.不如让我见见卡莉娜？我看人很在行的We11,whydon'tImeetKarina?magreatjudgeofcharacter.你不是被恐♥怖♥分♥子♥骗过吗？-就那一次！Didn'tyougetcatfishedbyaterrorist?Onetime!她是革命卫队的上校Shewasaco1one1intheRevo1utionaryGuard,而且她很漂亮andshewasbeautifu1.好吧是他We11,he.结果他并没有照片上那么好看Turnedoutnotasattractiveasinthephoto.但我想这并不重要ButIguessthatdoesn'tmatter.我内心的一部分将永远爱他Partofmewi11a1ways1ovehim.我不知道我不想让她再认识我的朋友Idon'tknow.Idon'twanthertomeetanymoreofmyfriends.会变得奇怪Itgetsweird.那是你第一次承认我们是朋友Thatisthefirsttimethatyouhaveadmittedthatwe'refriends,youknow?有进步Progress.嘿伊万Hey.Ivan.我打扰到你了吗？AmIinterrupting?没有这只是热身而已Hmm?No,no,it's,uh.it'sjustthewarm-up.要等到每个人都放松又柔软才会真正开始Rea1showdoesn'tstartti11everyo