Creepshow《鬼作秀》第四季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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2、自己玩耍自己吃饭1piayeda1one,atedinnera1one在学校受尽欺负gottorturedatschoo1后来才发现这些年来这都不是我的错andrea1izedthatitwasntmea11ofthoseyears.全都怪我父母Itwasmyparents.你个忘恩负义的白眼狼Youungratefu11itt1eshit!我们大费周章给你找舞伴Wegooutofourwaytofindadateforyoufortheprom你怎么能这样andthisishowyoubehave?维奥莱特迈尔斯维奥莱特迈尔斯Vio1etMeyers?Vio1etMeyers!她可是学校最受

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8、udontknowwhatmcapab1eofdoing.你最好有能耐回屋去Youbetterbecapab1eofgoingbacktoyourroom把衣服换了andgettingchanged.你母亲已经把衣服给你挑好了Yourmothera1readypickedoutyourc1othes.我就穿这个Thisiswhatmwearing.去换Go!别让维奥莱特久等rYoudontwanttokeepVio1etwaiting.哺哺口苗丘丘你在哪儿呢Meow,meow,meowChurchy!这才对你看着多帅气啊There,dontyou1ookhandsome?这才像维尔约翰逊家的人

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10、viane.又转到语♥音♥信箱了Voicemai1,again.迈尔斯一家在躲我们呢阿奇博尔德TheMeyersareavoidingus,Archiba1d.不亲爱的No,dar1ing.他们不是在躲我们是在躲他Theyrenotavoidingus,they,reavoidinghim.喂-格洛丽亚He11o.G1oria.薇薇安真高兴你打来广电♥话♥Viviane,how1ove1ytohearfromyou.真希望我也能这样说IwishIcou1dsaythesame.我们想知道维奥莱特何时WearewonderingwhenVi

11、o1etmight.她已经走了Oh,shesgone.她已经出发了Oh,shesa1ready1eft?两小时前就出发了Twohoursago.两小时前Twohoursago?可我们说好了的Butwehadadea1.我和阿奇博尔德向你丈夫的公♥司♥Archiba1dandImadeaverysizab1einvestment投资了一笔巨款toyourhusbandscompany.被放鸽子了Stoodup.维尔约翰逊家的人还没被放过鸽子NoonehaseverstoodupaVeIJohnson.不过当然了Ofcourse.对我这儿子还能有什么期待呢Whate1s

12、edidIexpectfrommyson.有谁会想要和你这样个软弱愚蠢Whowou1deverwanttogooutwithsuchaweak,stupid,古怪的爱哭鬼去约会呢snive1ing1itt1eweirdo1ikeyou?怎么着Ohrea11y?你想怎么样打我吗Whatareyougonnado?Hitme?你可没那个胆量Youdonthavetheguts.我受够了vehadenough!你个蠢货Youidiot!你该先把剑磨快的Itwasyourjobtosharpenthesword!连杀我都做不对Youcantevenki11meright!你做了什么啊Whatonear

13、thhaveyoudone?你把我客厅的陈设都毁掉了You,veruinedmyentire1ivingroomset!你个小杂种You1itt1eshit1闭嘴闭嘴Shutup.Shutup1谁在哪儿Whosthere?有人吗He11o?爸Dad?妈Mom?你不会觉得这事儿会就这么过去了吧Dontthinkyouregonnagetawaywiththis,doyou?你永远都是个心智不成熟被宠坏的毛头小子Youwerea1waysanemotiona11ystunted,spoi1edbrat.你简直是一团糟Youreascrew-up.不NO四年后你怎么敢杀了我们Howdareyouki

14、11us?起床了臭小子一天之计在于晨Outofbedboy!Thatsnowaytoseizetheday.你的打鼾声更严重了Yoursnoring,sgettingworse.我爸当年在极短时间内就创造了这样的财富Whenmyfatherbui1tthisfortuneon15minutes.我觉得你和你祖叔父一样患了睡眠窒息症Ithinkyoumighthaves1eepapnea1ikeyourgreatunc1e,Roy.真的吗Oh,rea11y?你做这个是没有前途的Yourenevergonnagetanywheredoingthatkindofstuff.快去Go!天哪你真是个懒惰的肥虫Ohgod,youareafats1ob.别忘了用美白牙膏笑起来时姑娘们会注意到的Dontforgetthewhitener.Women,theynoticeasmi1e.你做什么呢这简直是一团糟Whatareyoudoing?Youremakingamess.瞧瞧你搞的这一团糟1ookatthemessyouremaking.莱尔你的牙也太恶心了Ew.1y1e,yourteetharejustdisgusting.刷它都是浪费水It,sawasteofthewaterbi11!穿成这样你不可能Oh,yourenevergonnafindagir1f