Malcolm in the Middle《马尔科姆的一家（2000）》第一季第十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、第一季第十六集马尔柯姆的一家谁想赚五美元Whowantstomakefivebucks?怎么赚How?我要找个Ineedsomeone替罪羊totakethefa11.哦天-你做什么了Oh,myGod!-Whatdidyoudo?这我不能说Icantte11you.行还是不行少说废话Yesorno,noquestionsasked.我滴个神啊Oh,myGod!给卜元我就干Makeitten.成交Done.我的天啊Oh,myGod!你真是个好儿子Youreagoodson.我抓到他了亲爱的Igothim,honey!我抓到他了别急Igothim!Don,tworry.大功告成浑身都粉&heart

2、s;嫩♥獭光亮亮了Thereyougo-a11pinkandshiny.孩子们Mm.Boys?!恩恩Uh-huh.Mm-hmm.呼感觉轻了10磅Ooh!Fee1tenpounds1ighter.准备好了吗Youready?恩来吧Oh,yeah.Go.噢Uh,aah.老爸从公♥司♥弄到了Dadgotusfreetickets水上乐园的免费入场券atthewaters1ideparkfromwork.花了两天才搞定老爸身上的毛但值rIttakestwodaystoprephim,butitsworthit.呼光滑如玉了Ooh,smoothasasea1.可

3、以去玩水上滑梯了Readyforthatwaters1ide.我们已经很久没出去玩了Youknow,wehaventbeenonanoutingina1ongtime.我们全家能一起去真好Itsnicewhenwecandothingstogetherasafami1y.一起去做什么Dowhattogether?为什么不让我去WhycantIgo?Dewey我们说好了的Dewey,wediscussedthis.因为你耳部感染了所以必须待在家里Youhavetostayhomebecauseofyourearinfection.我还从来没去过呢Inevergettogo.宝贝我知道这快成定式了

4、Honey,Iknowitseems1ikeapattern但仅此一次butitsjustthis.加上去迪斯尼那次AndDisney1and.还有去巧克力工厂那次Oh,andthatchoco1atefactorytour.或许该想个办法别让你耳朵粘上脏东西Maybeit,stimetostopstickingdirtythingsinyourears.嘿DeWeyHey,Dewey.耳朵怎么样了Howstheear?别拿他寻开心了ReeseStopteasinghim,Reese!如果你♥爸♥爸找不到照看Dewey的保姆Ifyourfatherdoesntfin

5、dababy-sitter,你们哪都别想去nobodysgoinganywhere.到时候我们再看哭的是谁小子Wewi11justseewhoiscrying,then.不不不只是最小的那个Oh,no,no,no.It,sjustthe1itt1eone.对其他两个绝不会出现在您眼前Yeah,theothertwoarentgoingtobeanywherenearyou.从我记事起EversinceIcanremember我们和保姆之间就麻烦不断we,vea1wayshadtroub1ewithbaby-sitters.你好He11o!嘟嘟嘟嘟Goochy,goochy,goochy,goo

6、.嘟嘟Goochy,goochy.我不知道宝贝Idontknow,sweetie.你身后藏着什么呢Whatdoyouhavebehindyourback?你们这帮捣蛋鬼我受够了You1itt1e1osers.vehadenoughofthis.你快给我把门打开Youopenthisdoorrightnow.听着我有点幽闭症Okay,1ook.ma1itt1ec1austrophobic.快开门让我出去求你啦Justopenthedoor!1etmeout!Comeon!我不清楚Idontknow.我现在觉得也许错在我们mstartingtothinkitmightbeus.也许你们认为我已经厌

7、倦We11,youdthinkdgetbored打击我的学员了wipingthef1oorwithmycadets.天知道我们有多喜欢长官Godknowsweenjoyit,sir.你知道你的问题所在吗学员Doyouknowwhatyourprob1emis,cadet?中规中矩Discip1ine.任何值得做的事情都要做好Anythingworthdoingisworthdoingwe11.我做任何事无论是教书WhateverIdo,whetherit,steachingyouboys打太极还是玩台球ormasteringtaichi,orp1ayingpoo1.我都很专注Ifocus.我会

8、全力以赴Ipushmyse1f.你不必承认什么孩子Butyoudontcommittoanything,son.你永远不会成为胜者Yourenevergoingtobeawinner因为你做什么都是半吊子becauseyoudoeverythingha1f-assed.哦好遗憾Oh,regrettab1e.你这话也许说得有点早长官Youmayhavespokentoosoon,sir.你会发现其实我对台球很用心的Ithinkyou11findIp1aypoo1withmywho1eass.八号♥球角袋Eightba11,cornerpocket.靠Damn.致命伤Ah,thefa

9、ta1scratch.胜利女神再次选择与我共舞了Onceagain,Iwa1tzwith1adyVictory.除非你能专注做事FrancisAndunti1youfocus,Francis否则她永远都不会成为你的舞伴sheisnevergoingtobeyourdancepartner.十分感谢你这么快就来了Thankyousomuchforcomingonsuchshortnotice.你们中介真是太好了愿意给我们第二次机会Itwassoniceofyouragencytogiveusasecondchance.你们俩会相处得非常愉快的Youtwoaregoingtohavesomuchf

10、untogether.你要敢伤她咱们就走着瞧Dontyoudarehurther.快点太阳要出来了Hurry,thesunscomingup!你想玩点啥吗Doyouwanttop1aysomething?不想No.嘿快看孩子们Hey,hey,1ook,kids.距离美国冲浪城只有12英里了-耶On1y12moremi1estoWavetown,USA.-Yay.Ma1co1m你这次打算玩大轮盘吗So,Ma1co1m,yougoingtogodownthe1iquidatorthistime?别逼他Ha1Dontpressuretheboy,Ha1.我没逼他只是问问mnotpressuringh

11、im.mjustasking.他已经够害怕了He,sscaredenoughasitis你就别再小题大做了withoutyoumakingabigdea1outofit.嘿妈妈Ma1co1m不是有鼻窦炎Hey,Mom,doesntMa1co1mhavetowear需要带鼻夹吗-闭嘴hisnosep1ugforhissinuses?-Shutup.对啊Oh,that,sright.我忘带了Iforgotit.听着那你可得小心点知道吗1isten,youjustbeverycarefu1then,okay?别担心在这呢Dontworry,hereitis.多谢ReeseOh.Thankyou,Re

12、ese.混♥蛋♥Jerk.我的天啊快看Oh,mygosh,1ookatthis!太棒了Thisisawesome!我等不及要玩玩这娱乐项目了Icantwaittogetontherides.Ma1co1m别以为我不看着你Ma1co1m,dontthinkyoucantakeoffthatnosep1ug你就能摘掉鼻夹justbecausemnot1ooking.你得一直带着Youregoingtowearita11day.我还没下水呢-如果我逮到你mnoteveninthewater.-IfIcatchyouforonesecond没带鼻夹你就准备在儿童泳池notw

13、earingthatnosep1ug,youregoingtospendtheday玩一天吧inthekiddiesprink1er.你想先玩哪个Whatdoyouwanttodofirst?我♥干♥嘛要和你一起玩WhatmakesyouthinkIwanttodoanythingwithyou?你怎么了Whatsyourprob1em?这鼻夹是糊弄他们的Thatnose-p1ugthingwasbogus.你越界了ReeseYoucrossedthe1ine,Reese.啥What?!你居然向妈妈出&hearts渎♥♥♥我

14、Youso1dmeouttoMom.如果我之前陷害过你Itwou1dvebeendifferent那就另当别论但ifIhaddonesomethingtoyou,but.这简直太残忍♥了thatwastota11yco1d-b1ooded.别那么孩子气了Dontbesuchababy.你这么做是挑衅行为Whatyoudidtomewasanactofwar.等着瞧我一定会报复你的Andbe1ieveme,1wi11getyouback.在你出其不意的时候让你付出代价Youwon,tknowwhereorwhen,butyou,regonnapay.你可真有趣Yousoundfunny.是你想见我吗长官Youwantedtoseeme,sir?我接到警长的电♥话♥Ijustgotaca11fromthesheriff说有一个自以为是油嘴滑舌的年轻人thatacocksure,smart-mouthedyouth似平很像你1ookingverymuch1ikeyourse1f在当地酒吧打台球赢钱hasbeenhust1ingpoo1atthe1oca1bars.真的吗长官Rea11y,sir?你惹上大♥麻&hea