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1、必杀打打开机挖挖猴挖挖猴Dig Champs!鸟哥Dude.这可能是我这辈子看过最逼真精美的电玩These are probably the best graphics ve ever seen in my life.阿天这跟封面一模一样耶Dude. It looks just like the cover.太棒了Oh, man.朋友来玩吧Dude, lets play it.这种游戏不能一拆开就直接玩You cant play a game like this right out of the box.我们要先暖身一下We should stretch it out first.我可不想扭伤

2、筋骨We dont want to pull our hammies.你懂我的意思吧Know what m saying?你干什么？Hey, what are you doing?开始了Starting.快点选你的角色吧Hurry up and pick your character.什么我要当玩家一Aw, what? I wanted to be Player 1.阿天我是玩家一你是玩家二DUde, Im Player 1, youre Player 2.我不想当玩家二啦I dont wanna be Player 2.他只会拿十字镐挖He just digs with the pick a

3、xe.我要那个拿铲子的I want the one with the shovel.他们都差不多啦Dude, theyre exactly the same.那你怎么不当玩家二？Then why dont you be Player 2?我才不要用呆呆十字镐m not usin that pick axe.看吧See.阿天冷静一点Dude, calm down.来玩打打看谁可以当玩家一Lets play Punchies to see who gets to be Player 1.好吧Fine.玩家一就是我啦Looks like m Player 1.不行这不公平No. Its not fa

4、ir.你每次都赢我You always get your way.V来玩打打Lets play Punchies.我受够了m sick of it.我怎么可能打得过你Of course m not gonna beat you at Punchies.阿天你从来没赢过任何人Dude, you dont beat anybody at Punchies.我明明赢过一并没有Yes, I do. - No, you dont.医生快一点Quick, Doctor,两片屁屁都糊掉了无法辨识both of these butt cheeks are unrecognizable.以后要让别人看得出来是屁

5、屁的话If we want anybody to be able to recognize. this as a butt in the future.我们就要立刻进行人工屁屁移植then were going to have to do a complete butt transplant,一立刻进行一不要再说了stat. - Stop talking!你明明知道糊掉的只有一边的屁屁There was only damage to the one cheek and you know it.对喔Thats right.以前我们都叫你单边屁屁王We used to call you the O

6、ne-Cheek Wonder.阿天我想起来了DUde, Im bringing it back.最好不要You better not.这不是单边屁屁王吗？Is that One-Cheek Wonder?希望他记取屁屁受伤的教训别再玩打打了I hope hes not trying to play Punchies with cheeks like that. 闭嘴啦不要再看了啦Shut up. Dont look at them.我玩打打会赢的等着瞧ll win at Punchies, youll see.臭鸟哥我恨你Dumb Mordecai. I hate you.你的臭脚Y最好不要

7、踩我的床You better not be messing up my side of the room.电♥话♥簿这样糟蹋我Youre ruining my life!笨电♥话♥簿Stupid book?杀拳道Death Kwon Do?快来学杀拳道让你立刻学会拳打脚踢必杀技Learn kicks, chops. and punches in moments.今天就完全解放你的潜能Unlock your full potential today.好耶Yes.杀拳道馆好感人的故事我没骗你Its a touching story, real

8、ly it is.可是你还没做好练杀拳道的准备But I dont know if youre ready for Death Kwon Do.为什么？Why not?杀拳道重点在自我防卫Death Kwon Do is all about self defense.但是听起来你只想揍人But from the sound of it you just want to hit harder.没有随便教我几招就好了No. Can you just teach me something?有决心我喜欢Determination, I like that.好吧我就教你初学者自卫基本功Okay, ll

9、teach you some beginner defensive moves.你只要从这本秘笈选几个招式All you gotta do is pick from the sacred text.杀拳道秘笈就能学杀拳道ofDeath Kwon Do.可以先教你练必杀健美绝招Lets see, we could start you off with Bicep Flex of Death. 不然来练抬腿必杀技Or theres the Leg Lifts ofDeath.那是很棒的基本功That,s a good beginners move.或者必杀骨盆俯冲Or the pelvic thr

10、ust of death.那是我个人最爰之一Thats one of my personal favorites.我要练那招That one. Thats the one I want.必杀拳The Death Punch.真不好意思那不适合初学者That, m afraid, is not for beginners.为什么？What? Why?因为你只想用它来揍朋友Because you only want to use it to beat up your friends.你心术不正Youre not pure of heart.不要说我心术不正What? Dont call me no

11、t pure of heart.你顶着那个蠢发型What about you with your stupid mullet?你才心术不正Youre the one whos not pure of heart.够了Thats It.我现在要背向你然后数三次必杀数m turning my back on you and counting to three. of death.等我转身回来你就完了And when I turn back around. you,re toast.一个必杀数One of death.两个必杀数Two of death.不要No!师♥父 &hearts

12、;Sensei?好像有人对马桶用了必杀技I think Somebodyjust Death-Kwon-Clogged-The-Toilet.不要No!#超越巅峰因为你只是凡人#要学会忍♥耐的凡人#试着相信关关难过#但是你要撑到关关过#过去有无数见证#努力就能成功#不要怀疑自己#用力实现梦想#你永远最强#打败你只是幻想#你永远最强#该验收必杀拳的成果了Time to take this baby for a test drive.不会吧老兄Oh, no, bro.轮到你了鸟哥Youre next, Mordecai.好了阿天不要再赖皮了All right, Rigby. Cryb

13、aby times over.去吃东西吧我请客Come on, lets go get some food, m buying.什么？Aw, what?阿天Rigby.他得付出代价Hes gonna pay for this.杀拳道？Death Kwon Do?你在哪里鸟哥？Where are you, Mordecai?我要跟你玩打打I wanna play you Punchies.先生有没有看到鸟哥？Hey, mister, have you seen Mordecai?没有谁是?No, who is.有没有看到他？Have you seen him?看到谁 ?Seen wh.那你呢？H

14、ow bout you?你以为玩打打能够赢过我吗？So you think youre gonna beat me at Punchies? 告诉你一件事I got news for you.我知道你的秘密了I know your little secret.接下来换这脚Now massage this foot.可是刚才按过那只了But I already did that one.再按一遍啊Then rub it again.除非你想要挨必杀拳Unless you wanna get punched again?棒棒伯凉风吹到哪里去了And Pops, whats with the easy breezy?扇快一点Speed it up.没看到我的胸毛快要烤焦了吗？My chest hair are roasting down here.尚青看到鸟哥没有？Muscle Man, do you see Mordecai yet?我什么都看不到I cant see anything.我在这里阿天m right here, Rigby.给我Gimme those.看样子你练了几招杀拳道嘛