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1、（享受泥浆）（异常美味）教授的实验室笔记Professors lab notes最后一笔记录final entry.“时间已冻结了一段时间Time has been frozen for an unknown length of time.“刻不容缓With no time to lose,“我开始穿越时空寻找弗莱和莉拉I began tunneling through time in search of Fry and Leela,“才发现他们深受极度衰老之苦only to find them suffering from a case of extreme old.“吓坏的我提议在时间停止

2、前Horrified, I offered to reset the universe“立刻重启宇宙to the instant before time stopped.“他们可以返老还童They could be young once more.“依然是丑八怪Still grotesquely ugly“但年轻but young.你觉得怎样？What do you say?想重生吗？Wanna go around again?我愿意I do.刚刚是有人把宇宙关掉又重开吗？D-Did someone switch the universe off and on?感觉好像我们重新开机了It fe

3、els like we got rebooted!我的啤酒怎么不新鲜了 ？Ugh! Why is my beer stale?我在跟朋友们分享呕吐物Yay! m sharing backwash with friends!不管是怎么回事Well, whatever happened重点是不能再发生这种事the important thing is it will never, ever happen.again.机器人？Robot?没有，逗你的啦我们回来了，宝贝！Nah, Im just yankin your ass.Were back, baby!（葫芦剧集）（老妈牌老式机器人润滑油）（单

4、身狗粮）（行星快递）好消息，各位！Good news, everyone!我的新除皱霜来了My new wrinkle cream has arrived!（欧米詹油）而且我们似乎在时间流动的大规模中断幸存下来Also, we seem to have survived a massive disruption我们有变得更老？还是更年轻？in the flow of time.Did we get older? Younger?（四字母单词搜索）科学中找不到答案Science holds no answers.科学知道今年是哪年吗？-科学什么都能解答Does science know what

5、 year it is7Science knows everything!来看看原子日JLets check the atomic calendar.赫米斯，把浓缩咖啡机从原子日唇前面移开Hermes,move that espresso maker out of the way of the atomic calendar!（3023 年 7 月）天啊！Good lord!今年是3023年！Its the year 3023!终于，我以为他永远不会停止抱怨Finally. I thought hed never stop yammering.我的抱怨才刚开始Oh, IVe only just

6、 begun yammering!我现在应该要解释爆♥炸&hearts汁生肉毒杆菌中毒的科学I shall now expound on the science of explosive botulism.我真的在未来过了 23年？Have I really spent 23 years in the future?我们称之为现在，但随便吧We call it the present, but spluttever.23年过去了，我一事无成Twenty-three years, and ve achieved nothing.一事无成-想想真的很难过Nothing! - Its

7、really sad, if you think about it.对啦，你就尽量笑吧但我浪费够多生命了Yeah. Laugh all you wanbut ve wasted enough of my life.我该为自己立定目标了Its time I set myself a goal.别笑了Stop it!但他说你就尽量笑吧But he said laugh all you want!我不在乎I dont care.如果弗莱想为他自己立定目标If Fry wants to set a goal for himselt我们应该支持他，不是指着他大笑we should support him

8、, not point and laugh.对喔！我忘了指着他Oh, right. I forgot to point.人生目标Lifes goal, lifes goal.你考虑过把腿捐给无腿者吗？Have you considered donating your legs to the legless?或为无碎纸机者销毁文件？Or destroying documents for the shredder-less?让弗莱自己决定吧Lets leave this up to Fry.他只需要静一下He just needs a little peace and quiet.有我在就别想No

9、t on my watch!对了Thats it!我想到目标了ve got my goal!这么快？是什么？And so quickly! What is it?菲利普弗莱我t Philip L Fry.我是说，我，菲利普弗莱I-I mean, I, Philip J. Fry,在此承诺观看有史以来制♥作♥的每一部电视节目hereby pledge to watch every TV show ever made!我不知道，肉包I dont know, meatbag.很多节目都很烂Theres a mighty deep diaper of content out

10、 there.这个太简单了I eat diapers for breakfast.这需要久坐Itll take a lot of sitting,但有全世界第四大受欢迎串流服务but with the worlds fourth-most popular streaming service,我办得到I can do it.我要订阅福禄m subscribing to.（福禄）Fulu!（建立帐号♥）（电邮）（密♥码♥-菲利普弗莱）（年龄：一千岁以上）莉拉，你不阻止他吗？Leela, arent you gonna stop this?是该阻止，但我不想

11、毁了他的梦想I should, but I dont wanna crush his dreams.赫米斯，你能毁掉他的梦想吗？Hermes, can you crush his dreams?不行，你这是把你的女友责任扔给我Oh, no. Youre not fobbing that girlfriend duty off on me.懒惰了一辈子让我赢在起跑点A lifetime of laziness gives me a huge head start.这看过了这看过不喜欢这看过两次不喜欢Watched it. Watched it.Hate-watched it. Hate-watc

12、hed it twice.基夫有个单身朋友，他叫查普Kif has a single friend. His name is Zapp.别说了，我说了我会支持弗莱的白♥痴♥梦想，我说到做到 Stop. I said I would support Frys dumb goal,and I will.我支持你I say go for it.谢谢，莉拉Thanks, Leela. Ooh!骇镜The Scary Mirror!听起来好骇人听闻That sounds scary.你正在看一部与之前节目非常相似Youre entering a show that is sl

13、ightly different但略有不同的节目from previous, very similar shows.（无法退出）曾经关于一本书的恐怖故事What was once a creepy story about a book现在变成了一个油腻到握不住的电子阅读器is now about an E-reader thats too greasy to hold.那通魔鬼打来的电♥话♥ ?And that one with the phone call from the devil?现在变成魔鬼打来的FaceTime视讯Now, its a FaceTime

14、call from the devil.魔鬼的部分没变The devil part didnt change.准备好在骇镜中看到你有损形象的的倒影Prepare to see your unflattering reection in The Scary Mirror.喂，丝妮Hey, Sniri!别再闪了帮我在行不通汉堡店预订晚餐时段Get off your fat squiggle and make me a dinner reservation at Impassable Burger!然后查一下我的NFT价格And check the price of my NFTs因为我是重要的科技

15、新贵cause m an important tech guy!订位确认Reservation confirmed.NFT 一文不值NFTs worthless.什么？你早该叫我卖♥♥掉的What?! You shoulda told me to sell them!笨蛋都比你会！Any idiot could do your job!（特死拉）什么鬼？丝妮What the hell, Sniri?从现在起，由我来问蠢问题From now On, Ill be asking the stupid questions.例如，现在窗外的天气怎样？Such as, Whats the weather right outside my d