Futurama《飞出个未来（1999）》第八季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、（如果你能读这句文字）（表示你距离萤幕太远）（吃吧!单身狗粮）（现推出口味!）（老妈牌老式机器人润滑油）（集体催眠时间）（单身狗粮）（老妈牌友善机器人公♥司♥）舰长日志,星历是全国甜甜圈日Captains log. Stardate,National Donut Day.我们正遭到一艘由固体火焰制成的太空船攻击Were under attack from a ship made of solid fire.所有武器的攻击都会彻底穿过那艘火船All weapons simply pass through and come out the other end. 就像我曾

2、误以为是薄荷糖的滚珠轴承Like that ball bearing I once mistook for a mint.这是个难题,基夫请拿出我的移♥动♥浴缸Its a conundrum, Kif.Pray fetch my travel tub.我在淋浴时才能好好思考I do my best thinking in the shower.? Ya ba bum ? Ya ba bum bum bum ?能请你至少拉上浴帘吗?长官Could you at least close the curtain, sir?好的Certainly.克洛克中尉你指望我不用菜瓜

3、布就能思考吗？Lieutenant KrokerIYou expect me to think without a loofah?我的菜瓜布在哪？-什么菜瓜布？Wheres my loofah? - What loofah?你啊,你就是菜瓜布You! Youre the loofah.你能安静点吗？Will you be quiet?我在努力思考m trying to think!水!火的天敌Ah-ha! Water!Fires mortal enemy!中尉,水攻Lieutenant, fire water.（水炮）（雨云号 ♥）（行星民♥主♥秩序水

4、枪）搞什么谁把水用光了？What the? Who used up all the water?你冲个澡就把太空船的三年供水量用光了,长官Your shower depleted the ships three-year supply, sir.别担心Well, no worries.我只要说一句话就能结束这场战役I can end this battle with two words.我们投降We surrender.签下这份战败证明这样我就可以拿给我妈妈看Sign this certificate of defeaso I can show my mom.基夫,书桌Kif, my desk

5、.就亲笔签下查普ll just put the old Zapp Hancock on it.充满自信地签下最后一笔画Big confident dot on the L（查普布宁根）你比我想得还多汁,基夫Oh-ho. Youre juicier than I thought, Kif.我真是受够了I have had it!我受够你的恶行了m through putting up with your. （inhales） crap!我要提出正式申诉m filing a formal complaint!是提出表扬Its pronounced compliment.现在我很荣幸颁发And no

6、w, I am proud to present本月唯一优秀员工奖the monthly Only Good Employee of the Month Award.（恭喜莉拉!）本月的获奖者格外卓越This months recipient has the special distinction因为每个月都获奖of also having won the award every previous month.你们觉得是我吗？Do you think its me?（月度优秀员工榜）（本月唯一优秀员工）恭喜！Congratulations!很好,莉拉Well done, Leela.你在萧条、

7、前途无望的Youve reached the pinnacle of success物流业中达到了成功的巅峰in the stagnant, dead-end delivery business.你真是触到天花板了Youve really hit rock top!谢谢大家Thanks, everybody.这是梦想成真Its a dream come true.一个我无法从中醒来的循环梦A recurring dream. That I cant wake up from.谁想吃蛋糕?还剩一片,我要吃掉了Who wants cake7Theres one handful left. Ill

8、have it.（行星民♥主♥秩序）（向下瞄准-抢先射击）我宣布纪律听证会正式开始I call this disciplinary hearing to order.布宁根舰长克洛克中尉提出了一些严肃Captain Brannigan, Lieutenant Kroker has made some serious, 但令人莞尔的指控though somewhat amusing, allegations.你有律师吗？Do you have counsel?我就是I say, I say, present!克洛克中尉,你有律师吗？Lieutenant Kroker,

9、 do you have counsel?有！yes你在这案子中代表双方？Youre representing both sides in this case?鞠躬尽瘁,庭上Till my wings give out, Your Honor.我批准m going to allow this.克洛克先生,请描述一下你在我另一个Now, Mr. Kroker, please describe the horrific treatment you endured无辜的当事人那里所遭受的可怕待遇at the hands of my innocent other client there.他在公共场所

10、淋浴还把我当菜瓜布擦他的腋窝He took a public shower and used me to scrub his armpit.我只是在闹着玩It was a joke.当时大家都笑了,除了基夫Literally everyone was laughing except Kif.他坚持要跟我说他对我妻子的幻想He insisted on telling me his fantasies about my wife!那只不过是更衣室里的打屁That was just locker room talk.他曾把脸涂绿He wore greenface!那是为了万圣节装扮It was a

11、Halloween costume.他要我看他拿着乒乓球拍He made me watch him perform an erotic fan dance鸡鸡套着隐形袜表演色情扇子舞with a ping-pong paddle and a no-show sock.在那个年代很正常It was a different time!那是昨天才刚发生的事It was yesterday!所以你承认了？So you admit it!庭上,我做出判决了Your Honor, I have reached a verdict.我判定我的当事人查普布宁根有罪I find my client, Zapp

12、Brannigan,guilty.我批准m going to allow this.布宁根舰长,本组织绝不允许Captain Brannigan, there is no room in this organization霸凌和骚扰for bullying and harassment.你的恶劣行为不能Your egregious behavior cannot-你为何在帮我按♥摩♥?Why are you massaging me?你看起来很紧绷,而且你应该多微笑You just seem so tense.你微笑时更美Also, you should smile

13、 more. Youre prettier when you smile.看吧?这样对每个人都更好See? Its just nicer for everyone.因此本席判决你面临终极刑罚It is therefore this courts judgment that you face the ultimate penalty. 跟超过35岁的女人约会？Dating a woman over 35?查普布宁根,特此通知你被放逐Zapp Brannigan, you are hereby. canceled.这是第二严重的惩罚The second-worst punishment.你在接受强

14、制敏感度训练期间You will be stripped of your title将被撤销头衔while you undergo mandatory sensitivity training.在你被放逐期间,你应该佩戴红字母CAnd for the duration of your cancellation,you shall wear the Scarlet C. 我反对这种无聊琐碎的指控I object to these frivolous, paltry charges.无聊的家禽?你这是在污辱我,先生Frivolous poultry7You insult me, sir!（机器人臂

15、公♥寓♥）（隐形眼镜鱼洁剂）（行星民♥主♥秩序）是谁?便便？Who is it? Poop?图兰嘉莉拉舰长Captain Turanga Leela,你有应征行星民♥主♥秩序飞行员？you put in an application to be a DOOP pilot?对,大概一小时前吧Uh, yeah. Like an hour ago.你被录取了！Youre hired.雨云号♥舰长？Captain of the Nimbus!所以你要当基夫的长官？So youre gonna be Kifs commanding lobster?不是吧？Negative. Right?是的Affirma