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1、最近流感疯狂肆虐There is a crazy flu going around.很多悲惨的脱水的人们得了高烧和腹泻Lots of miserable, dehydrated people with high fevers and diarrhea. 其中一个脱水的高烧的悲惨的人是AprilAnd one of those dehydrated, high-fevered, miserable people is April. 她讨厌我Who hates me.我要换个护士I want another nurse.没人了我们现在人手很紧Well, there are none. Were s

2、tretched pretty thin right now.那我要换个门卫他们也能做你做的对吧Then, I want a janitor. They can do what you do, right?是的护士和门卫完全可以互换Yep. Nurses and janitors are totally interchangeable. 除了没人装荡♥妇♥的时候会扮作门卫Except no one dresses up like a janitor when they want to be slutty.我感觉到你因为我亲了 Andy而生我的气I get the s

3、ense that maybe youre angry at me for kissing Andy.不我没有你在说什么呢这疯了吧NO, Im not. What are you talking about? Thats crazy.然后你觉得在我身上撒气会很好玩And that you think it might be fun to take it out on me.请别这么做Please dont do that.做我什么都做不了我病了Do? I cant do anything. m sick.我的毯子掉地上了My blankets are on the floor.公园 与 游憩

4、公园 与 游憩第3季第2集第3季第2集所以JJ我们想和你聊聊丰收节的事情So,JJ, we wanted to talk to you about the Harvest Festival.是啊我听说你要重启了Yeah, I heard you were bringing that back.抱歉我最近身体有点不适Sorry, I havent been feeling myself.我在组织这次大规模的丰收节Well, m organizing this huge Harvest Festival而我需要至少80家本地商户参加and I need at least 80 local busi

5、nesses to participate.通常来说这是我会喜欢做的事情And normally this is the kind of thing I would love to do.但我就是觉得很累But, m just feeling really tired.我想可能是我的过敏发作了I think maybe my allergies are acting up.我今天已经吐了大概五次了ve already vomited, like, five times today.我们今晚要在商会开会Were having a meeting tonight at the Chamber of

6、 Commerce 我们会宣讲所有细节and were going to go over all the details.我们会很感激你能来加入我们的And wed just love if you could come and join us.当然Sure.为了我最喜欢的顾客什么都行Anything for my favorite customer.我打赌你对所有女孩子都这么说I bet you say that to all the girls.哦不不实际上你真是我最喜欢的Oh, no. No, actually, youre my favorite.你去年光在华夫饼上就花了一千多You

7、spent over $1,000 last year on waffles alone.给Here.我不知道给你带什么I didnt know what to bring you,所以我买♥♥了点杂♥志♥和 口红so I just got some magazines and lipstick.女人的东西Woman stuff.谢谢Thanks.我父母就给我买♥♥ 了那个All my parents got me was that.好的我不是很擅长在医院探访人Okay, WeILlm not very goo

8、d at visiting people in hospitals, 所以我就走了So m going to go.嘿如果你见到Andy别告诉他我在这好嘛Hey. If you see Andy, will you not tell him m here?好的-因为发生那件事之后Okay. - Because of what happened, 我不想让他觉得-停下I dont want him to think. - Stop!不想了解Dont want to know.我对其他人的私事了解越少就越开心The less I know about other peoples affairs,

9、the happier I am.我对关心别人毫无兴趣m not interested in caring about people.我曾经和一个家伙共事三年都不知道他的名字I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. 那是我最好的朋友Best friend I ever had.我们现在偶尔还不说话We still never talk sometimes.所以我们设计了一个收入分成公式So, weve developed a revenue sharing formula希望能吸引大多数企业主但th

10、at will hopefully appeal to most business owners, but.Leslie回家吧你病了Leslie. Go home. Youre sick.我没病只是过敏m not sick. Its just allergies.别这样伙计们就让我进去Come on, guys. Just let me in there.不你不能进来No. You cant come in here.你不会进来的Youre not coming in.Leslie你看起来很累而且都是汗Leslie, you look tired and youre all sweaty.你一

11、直看起来很累而且都是汗你的理由是啥You look tired and youre all sweaty all the time. Whats your excuse? 你想说这个吗JerryYou want to go there, Jerry?不想-好我进来了No. - Fine, m coming in.Donna堵上门就现在Donna, barricade the door now.Donna别这样放我进去Donna, come on. Just let me in.不行Mmm-mmm.要么回家要么回到隔离区Either go home or go back into quarant

12、ine.我不回家m not going home.出去吧LeSlie回家-走人Get out of here, Leslie. Go Home. - Hit the bricks.哦不是吧不不不不不她在我的东西上抹细菌Come on. No, no, no, no, no. Shes germing up all my stuff.哦呸Aw, yuck!LeslieLeslie!Ann PerkinsAnn Perkins.嘿跑得怎么样Hey. How was your run?最后一公里跑了 3分24秒个人最低成绩Ended with a five-and-a-half minute mil

13、e. My personal low.我觉得这个镇的路面好软I think the pavement in this town is soft.口罩是怎么回事Whats with the mask?流感预防Flu prevention.我的身体是一个严格调整的微芯片My body is finely-tuned, like a microchip,而流感就是一粒沙子and the flu is like a grain of sand.它真的可以关掉整个系统It could literally shut down the entire system.我的身体也像个片薯片My bodys lik

14、e a chip, too. A potato chip.不好笑No.说到薯片你跟我明天一起吃晚饭对吧Speaking of potato chips, you and I are on for dinner tomorrow, yes? 是的当然我超级超级激动非常期待Yes. Definitely. m super, super excited. Looking forward to it.太棒了Excellent.真棒哥们真棒Way to go, buddy. Way to go.我们出去约会了几次我真的喜欢他Weve been on a couple of dates. I really

15、 like him.问题是他就像是个完美的人类男性The problem is hes like a perfect human man.我找不到一点缺陷I cant find one flaw.有一次我觉得他放了屁There was one time I thought he farted.但其实是我But it was me.我需要找人顶替APrilI need to find someone to fill in for April.我知道我找不到一个Now, I know m not going to find someone极端刻薄又麻木冷漠的人whos both aggressively mean and apathetic.April确实是个全才April really is the whole package.但我觉得我可能认识一个But I thin