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1、我只是想最后确认一次I just want to check one last time你对这个和Mark的约会没意见that youre okay about this date with Mark.哦天啊我完全没意见Ann真的没事的Oh, my God. m so fine with it, Ann. Seriously. Its so fine.只要你和我没问题As long as you and I are cool.你知道我的原则先姐们后哥们You know my code. Hoes before bros.先子♥宫♥后男宫-懂了Uteruses bef

2、ore duderuses. - Got it.先卵子后精♥子♥Ovaries before brovaries.你做的咖啡真好喝You make such good coffee.我知道你嘴上说没关系Look, I know youre saying youre okay with it,但我曾经也有过这种情况but ve been in this position before,有个朋友跟我的前任约会and I had a friend who dated an ex,我说我没事但我不是有点奇怪and I said I was okay, but I wasnt

3、, actually. It was kind of weird.但情况是Mark不是我前任But the thing is, Mark isn,t my ex.我们只是六年前上过床You know, we slept together six years ago.无所谓都过去了或者还没我开玩笑的Anyway, m over it. Or am I? m just kidding.这是我最棒的一次头脑风暴This is one of my greatest brainstorms ever.社区花♥园♥位于大坑的正中♥央♥A commun

4、ity garden, right in the middle of the pit.我们鼓励民众来种植自己想种的植物Were encouraging people to just come out and plant whatever they want.Tom和我有时会早起来帮忙And Tom and I sometimes get here early and help out.太热了我得再来点冰茶Its so hot. I had to get some more iced tea.人们真的喜欢这个地方种了很多好东西People have just really embraced th

5、is and planted the coolest stuff.Tom是我们的顶级园艺师And Tom is our master horticulturist.他知道所有东西的科学名字对吧TomHe knows all the scientific names for everything. Right, Tom?是的-比如这个这是什么TomYeah. - Like this. Whats this, Tom?这些当然是番茄或者Soulja BoyTell1EmsThose are, of course, tomatoes, or Soulja BoyTell Ems.每次Leslie问我

6、这些植物的拉丁文名字Whenever Leslie asks me for the Latin names of any of our plants, 我就还给她一个说唱歌♥手的名字I just give her the names of rappers.那边的那些呢And those over there?那些是DiddiesThose are some Diddies.这边有些 Bone Thugs-n-Harmony-umsThose are some Bone Thugs-n-Harmony-ums right here.长势喜人Growing beautifully.这

7、些LUdaCriSeS很茂盛啊Those Ludacrises are coming in great.看有人种新东西了这是什么Look, someone planted something new. Whats this?你觉得呢胡萝卜吗What do you think, carrots?如果是的话我们花♥园♥要处理杂草了If thats true, we have a garden pest on our hands.或者是某种香料Maybe some kind of spice?是哦Leslie知道是啥香料的最佳方式Yeah. You know, Lesli

8、e, the best way to figure out what kind of spice that is, 就是卷起来抽一下just roll it up into a joint and smoke it.公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第2集第2季第2集Ron收到我的短♥信♥了吗Ron, did you get my texts?没No.收到我的email 了吗-没Did you get my emails? - Mmm-mm看到我呼叫你了吗-没看到Did you see that I paged you? -1 did not.检查你的语&hear

9、ts;音♥消息了吗-没检查Did you check your voicemail? -1 didnt.我们手上有个紧急犯罪要处理We have a criminal emergency on our hands.有人在社区花♥园♥里种下了诱导性毒品Someone planted a gateway drug in the community garden. 好报♥警 ♥Okay. Call the cops.那会泄露给媒体接着会有调查Thatll leak to the press. Then therell be an

10、investigation, 他们会在肥料上找到我的指纹and theyll find my fingerprints on the manure,我们就会失去资金支持and then well lose our funding.你没有资金支持You dont have funding.我们就不会有了如果这传出去的话And We never will if this gets out.好的我会报♥警♥Look, I will call the cops,但给我一天时间先内部解决行吗but just give me one day to deal with this

11、internally, okay? 当然-谢谢你Sure. - Thank you.挺好如果这事搞大了And listen, if this thing blows up,我没来过I was never here.我岔气了I have a hernia.有一阵子了ve had it for a while.我一直没管它And ve been ignoring it, 一直没问题successfully.但今早But this morning, 我犯了个错误打了喷嚏I made the mistake of sneezing.但只要我坐好不动我的头But as long as I sit sti

12、ll and dont move my head, 或者躯干or torso, 没事我能搞定m good, I got this.我们需要找出谁在作对We need to find out who were dealing with.这个人是谁这个幕后主使Who is this person? Who is this kingpin?是个13岁男孩叫Stevie喜欢吸毒Its a 13-year-old kid named Stevie, who likes to get high, 然后把变形金刚摆成正在做&hearts覆♥的样子 and make his Transforme

13、rs look like theyre having sex together. 我希望有天能当上总统I would like to be President someday, 所以不我没抽过大♥麻♥so, no, I have not smoked marijuana.我吃过一个大♥麻♥蛋糕在大学里感觉很激烈I ate a brownie once. At a party in college. It was intense. 简直无法描述我感觉都要飘起来了It was kind of indescribable, actually.

14、I felt like I was floating. 但那个大♥麻♥蛋糕里并没有大♥麻♥ Turns out there wasnt any pot in the brownie.只是个异常好吃的蛋糕It was just an insanely good brownie.你知道如果我们抓住他就能避免丑闻You know, if we catch him, then we avoid a scandal.因为我们可以改变头条不是Cause we flip the headline, and its not”社区花 ♥园 &

15、hearts;被大 ♥麻 ♥污染”Community Garden Infested With Pot.而是勇敢的人♥民♥公仆避免社区涉毒Its Brave Public Servants Rid Neighborhood of Drugs,”得到市长表扬逗号♥以及所有人”Earn Praise from Mayor, comma, Everyone.我们得抓到这个人把面包车开出来7点见We got to catch this guy. Get the van, meet me at 7:00.监视时间到Its stakeout time.AprilApril?咋-帮我搞定午餐Yeah? - Get my lunch for me, please.好给你点什么吗Okay. Like, order you something?不拿过来从那No, get it. From ther