Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第三季第十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、周一早上好啊Ron -早上好Good morning, Ron. - Morning.我知道你多享受文书工作但别在那晃了I know how much you enjoy paperwork, but dont hover.椅子不错是新的吗Nice bench. Is that new?不那个90年代就呆在这儿了No, thats been there since the 90s.你周五生日怎么安排What are you doing for your birthday on Friday?没安排我从没Nothing. I never.啊哈Aha!哦天Oh, God.生日生日生日Birthda

2、y, birthday, birthday你的生日到了Its your birthday你的生日到了我知道是哪一天了Its your birthday, and I know when it isRon拒绝告诉任何人他生日是哪一天Ron refuses to tell anyone when his birthday is.他甚至在所有政♥府♥文件上都划掉了Hes even had it redacted on all government documents.三年的调查电♥话♥Three years of investigations,

3、 phone calls, 信息自♥由♥法案请求仍然一无所获Freedom OfInformation Act requests, and StilLl had nothing, 冰淇淋店直到精巧贿赂Baskin-Robbins的某绅士换来这份情报until a well-placed bribe to a gentleman at Baskin-Robbins revealedRon的生日是这周五Rons birthday is on Friday.该死我已经那么小心了Damn it. I was so careful.哼你搞砸了吧Well, you blew i

4、t.就只为了一勺免费的朗姆酒葡萄干All for a free scoop of Rum Raisin.值得吗ROn值得吗Was it worth it, Ron? Was it?我命令你什么都不要做I command you to do nothing.我不会什么都不做的我要做点什么m not gonna do nothing. m gonna do something.会搞得很大的And its gonna be really big.我有很多年需要补上呢I have a lot of years to make up for.我不喜欢吵闹的声音和人们小题大做I dont like lou

5、d noises and people making a fuss,而我尤其不喜欢人们庆祝and I especially dont like people celebrating知道了我的一条私人彳言息because they know a piece of private information about me.此外这整个事情都是个骗局Plus, the whole thing is a scam.Hallmark著名贺卡品牌生日是贺曼公♥司♥发明用来卖♥♥贺卡的 Birthdays were invented by Hallmar

6、k to sell cards.公园与游憩公园与游憩第3季第12集第3季第12集他们立了个栅栏They put up a fence.谁Who?不是吧-那是啥No! - Whats that?Pawnee和Eagleton之间有个小公园然后Theres a small park on the line between Pawnee and Eagleton, and.昨晚Eagleton在他们那侧立起一片栅栏Last night Eagleton put up a fence around their side来阻止我们恶心的Pawnee流浪汉们踏上他们的宝贵之地to keep us disg

7、usting Pawnee hobos off their precious land.他们甚至还安排了保安需要出示Eagleton身份证才能进入Theres even a security guard. You got to show Eagleton LD. to get in.Eagleton就是一群有钱的势利小人Eagleton is a bunch of rich snobs.这句话还是来自我这个开着奔驰And thats coming from someone who has a Mercedes.车上带有哈曼卡顿L7环绕声音响系统的人With a Harman Kardon Lo

8、gic 7 surround-sound system.谁会立栅栏阻止小孩在操场上玩啊Who builds a fence to keep kids out of a playground?三个字 Lindsay Carlisle ShayThree words. Lindsay Carlisle Shay.谁啊Who?Lindsay Carlisle Shay曾和我是最好的朋友Lindsay Carlisle Shay and I used to be best friends.我们曾在Pawnee公园部一起工作We worked together at the Pawnee Parks D

9、epartment.然后她去Eagleton上班了Then she went to work in Eagleton“治好了鼻中隔偏曲”and fixed her deviated septum减掉了 30斤的体重还掉了点什么and lost 35 pounds and lost something else.是什么来着呢What was it again?哦对她的灵魂Oh, yeah. Her soul.Eagleton那边真的比Pawnee这边好那么多吗Is the Eagleton side really that much better than the Pawnee side?公平来

10、讲是的To be fair, yeah.我们这边是一片破烂的地方Our side is this scrappy piece of land只有小孩子去砸日光灯管where kids go to smash fluorescent light tubes.但这个地方很有心But it has a lot of heart.那是啥东西很烂的时候人们经常说的Thats what people always say when something sucks.我们应该支持自己的镇好吗We should stand up for our town, okay?Pawnee人就和Eagleton人一样好P

11、awneeans are just as good as Eagletonians, 除了平均起来我们矮几公分然后胖72斤 although on average, we are several inches shorter and 80 pounds heavier.Eagleton人们对我们完全刻薄People in Eagleton are straight up mean to us.我根本不会踏足那个地方I would never set foot over there.但那是唯一一个我能买♥♥到宝宝与宝宝洗护用品的地方But its the only p

12、lace that I can get my Bumble and Bumble hair care products, 所以我每8天要去一次 so m there every eight days.好的嗯我要开展”栅栏不再行动”了Okay, WeILl am on Operation No More Fence/ 所以我让你负责“Ron的生日聚会:震撼与惊叹”行动 so m putting you in charge of Operation Rons Party, colon, Shock And Awe. 交给我吧I am all over it.我只需要你做列表上的东西I just n

13、eed you to do whats on that list.Leslie有很多让我恐惧的特质Leslie has a lot of qualities I find horrifying.但目前最吓人的是她能考虑得多周到But the worst one by far is how thoughtful she can be.这是我家周围唯一一个公园Its the only park in our neighborhood.公共论♥坛♥关于Eagleton栅栏 那我的孩子们要在哪玩啊采石场吗I mean, where are my kids supposed

14、to play, the rock quarry?那里有石头啊Theres rocks in there.为什么我们不放火烧了栅栏呢你们知道的点燃它Why dont we just set fire to the fence? You know, set it ablaze.那是纵火罪Thats arson.呃那些留给律师去处理吧重点是能管用Well, lets leave that up to the lawyers. The point is, it would work.为什么我们不在他们栅栏周围建一道栅栏呢Why dont we build a fence around their f

15、ence?为什么-那样能给我们两道栅栏Why? - It would give us two fences,所以如果他们要去他们的栅栏那搞维护还是什么so if they needed to get to their fence for maintenance and whatnot, 他们的裤子可能会被绊到their pants might get caught.我儿子Joey试着爬上那道栅栏去Eagleton那边玩My son Joey tried to scale that fence to play on the Eagleton side,然后摔伤了胳膊and he fell and hurt his arm.你们需要让那些人把栅栏拆下来You need to get those people to tear that fence down.这位女士是对的This womans right.我向你们保证PaWnee的居民们I