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1、Pawnee市政♥府♥歌♥舞剧由公园与娱乐部门带来接下来是Bill Dexhart议员的现场直播We now go live to Councilman Bill Dexhart,他正在召开关于他性丑闻的新闻发布会whos giving a press conference about his sex scandal.你将看到的是很少见的政♥府♥独家项目You are getting a rare glimpse at this exclusive, government-only event.每年十二月一个部门都要出一个节

2、目Each December, one department puts on a show吐槽镇上发生的事情that spoofs what happened in our town.准备好笑掉大牙吧Prepare to laugh your Asnov!习大牙是前任市议员有些笑点是内部笑话Sid Asnov is a former city councilman. Some of the jokes are sort of inside.Dexhart议员你又卷入另一场丑闻了吗Councilman Dexhar youre involved in yet another scandal?这比

3、Gunderson市长的狗Rufus还要疯狂啊Thats crazier than Mayor Gundersons dog, Rufus.是的确实有个新的而且是个极品Yes, there is a new one, and its a doozie.我不想展开细节但只想说I dont want to go into the details, but let me just say涉及了多个女人一个私生子that it involves multiple women, a love child,护士犹太教士牧师nurses, rabbis, priests.不是吧Hey!我希望你们都能参与我今

4、晚的筹款会WelLl hope you can all join me at my fundraiser tonight.当然特别鸣谢亮片工厂和1-800-床垫的大力支持I am being supported, of course, by the Glitter Factory and 1-800-Mattress. 经典Classic!*Pawnee是个不太美的城市*Pawnee is a city that aint very pretty*好政♥府♥是我们的目标*And good government is our goal*我们或许不太大市长还要戴假发*W

5、e may not be big And our mayor wears a wig* 但至少浣熊蔓延规模已经开始慢慢变小*But at least the raccoon infestation is under control* 这是最好的时光*Its the most wonderful time* 就在 Pawnee*in Pawnee公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第12集第2季第12集48号♥地原来是一个讨厌而恶心的大坑Lot 48 was once a horrible and disgusting pit,现在它成了 Pawnee的冬日乐园and now it

6、s the site of Pawnees Winter Wonderland.如果这是我自己计划设计的就好了This could not be more perfect if I had planned it myself.哦确实是我♥干♥的它太棒了Which I did. And its awesome.我们来讲安排So, lets talk skedge, guys.孩子们周六早上9点来玩The kids are gonna come at 9:00 a.m. on Saturday,每个人当两小时的圣诞老人and everyones gonna do San

7、ta for two hours,所以我建议所有人so I would just advise everyone,穿上服装之前before you get in your costume,先去洗手间以避免去年发生的事情to go to the bathroom, so we can avoid what happened last year.只是几个屁而已It was just farts.晚上6点与少年唱诗班一起唱颂歌♥6:00 pm, caroling with the youth choir,我很荣幸宣布今年and I am proud to announce, for t

8、he first time ever this year, 是我们首次在网络电台直播圣诞树点灯活动our tree lighting ceremony will be simulcast on Internet radio. 谢谢Thank you.那可是件大事-确实是谢谢Thats a really big deal. - It is. Thank you.听见那棵树亮起来肯定赞爆了Listening to that tree lighting is gonna be dope.好的有任何问题来找我解散Okay. Any questions, direct them to me. Dismi

9、ssed.嘿呃工作语♥音♥信箱有条消息Hey, uh, there was a message for you on the work voicemail.Dexhart议员想要见你Councilman Dexhart wants to meet with you晚9点木板路酒廊at 9:00 p.m. at the The Boardwalk Lounge.骗我-才没Shut up. - No.我才不怕呢我没有啥好道歉的m not scared. I got nothing to apologize for.我本来可以更刁难一点的太轻易就让他“释放“了I coul

10、dve been a lot harder on him. He got off easy.他也经常谢谢我一周都在And often. Thank you, Ill be here all week!你得跟我说说他我对他一无所知You gotta tell me about him. I dont know anything about him.好的他23他差不多是我男友他是同Okay. Hes 23, hes kind of my boyfriend, hes gay.去年我们喝醉了他带我去冰雪世界Last year we got drunk and he took me to the Ic

11、e Capades, 而我啥都没送给他and I didnt get him anything.他是同-是啊And hes gay? - Yeah.断背山DVDBrokeback Mountain DVD.不-同志最爱No. - Fellows love that.不-他已经有那种皮裤吗No. - Does he already have, like, chaps?像露臀皮裤那种-唉算了Like assless chaps? - You know what? Forget it.好吧为什么来问我Okay. Why are you asking me?因为我也不知道没人可问了Because. I

12、 dont know. Theres no one else to ask.至少你还算是年轻At least youre kind of young.好跟你说我好好想想All right, Ill tell you what. m gonna think about it.接下来一整天我都会来回思考Through the course of all day, m gonna mull it over. 我只想这个但你放心Its all m gonna think about, but youre in good hands. 我会想到很好很好的东西m gonna come up with so

13、mething really, really good.是吗-是-好Really? - Yeah. - All right.这个你会吗-会You got that? - Yeah.Dexhart 议员我是 LeSIie KnopeCouncilman Dexhart? m Leslie Knope.感谢你来见我Thank you for meeting me.不用谢Its my pleasure.我假设你约我是关于我I am assuming this is about my performance昨晚在政♥府♥歌♥舞剧里的表演in the Gover

14、nment Follies last night.我只想说我没有需要道歉的地方d just like to say that I have nothing to apologize for, 除了大概过于尖锐except for perhaps being too incisive.我不需要你道歉I dont want you to apologize.我想知道是谁说的I want to know who told you.谁说的-嗯哼Who told me? - Mmm-hmm.没有人没有人啥都没说Nobody. Nobody told me nothing!我们在说什么What are w

15、e talking about?根据那段表演Based on that skit,我知道你听说了接下来将要曝出的新丑闻I know you heard about the new scandal thats about to break.谁跟你说的是那个保姆Who told you? Was it the babysitter?是那个接生了我私生子的护士Was it the nurse who delivered our love child?什么-够了别装傻了What? - All right, stop playing dumb.发生了什么你明白得很You know damn well what happened.我把保姆搞怀孕了I got the babysitter pregnant,当她在产房♥的时候我和then when she was in the deliver