Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第二季第十九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、好了各位蜂鸟彩票时间到Okay, everybody. Time for the hummingbird lottery.好你们都知道规则找张纸写上自己的名字Okay. You know how it works. Write your name down on a piece of paper. 不他们不是赢得一只蜂鸟No, they dont win a hummingbird.我在所有公园里装了蜂鸟喂食器I installed hummingbird feeders in all the parks,中奖的人要去给喂食器加水so the winner gets to refill tho

2、se feeders.科学上讲蜂鸟是世界上最可爱的动物Scientifically, hummingbirds are the worlds cutest animals.我是说它们那么的小它们还有小小的鸟嘴I mean, theyre so small. And they have tiny beaks.它们还只喝糖水啥能打败他们呢And they only eat sugar water. I mean, what beats that?不是吧穿尿不湿的猴宝宝啊确实Come on. Baby monkeys in diapers? Yeah. They do.穿尿不湿的猴宝宝是最可爰的Ba

3、by monkeys in diapers are the cutest.好的会是谁呢Okay. Whos it going to be?不是我Not me.不是我不是我不是我Not me. Not me. Not me.Jerry -耶Jerry. -Yeah!你可以明早上班前顺路去You can stop by tomorrow morning before work.这是我连续第三次了This is my third time in a row.只是霉运连连而已了兄弟Just a bad luck streak, buddy.下次肯定会是我们中的一个Next time, m sure i

4、t will definitely be one of us.但不会是我因为我总是写But it wont be me. Because I always write.是哦Yeah.是的Yep.不我总是写自己的名字No, I always write my own name.但保险起见我多加了 20个JeiTyBut just to be safe, I do add 20 extra Jerry s.公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第19集第2季第19集最后为我们开启本周末系列儿童演唱会的And finally, we are going to kick off the Children

5、s Concert Series this weekend 是Freddy意面的演出with a performance by Freddy Spaghetti.我以为Freddy意面嗑药过度了I thought Freddy Spaghetti ODd.不那是趣味面条先生他不是嗑药他的鼓手开枪打了他No. Thats Mr. Funny Noodle. And he didnt OD his drummer shot him.哦0h.顺便问问Jerry在哪呢他怎么还没回来Where is Jerry, by the way? Why isnt he back?他补个喂食器要多久啊How lo

6、ng does it take to fill bird feeders?可能他掉进厕所了Maybe he fell into the toilet.记得他掉进厕所那次吗Remember when he fell into the toilet?”哦抱歉同事们抱歉我迟到了”0h, sorry, guys. Sorry m late.“我有点晕然后洗了个澡”I got confused and took a shower/”结果是穿着衣服洗的因为我是Jerryafter I got dressed, because m Jerry.David Meyers市政厅工作的一个犹太人David Mey

7、ers, the Jewish guy who works at City Hall,有一次跟我说once told me something.一个“笨人“是在盛大宴会上打翻汤碗的人A Shlumiel is the guy who spills soup at a fancy party.一个“霉人”是被汤泼到的那个人A Shlimazel is the guy he spills it on.Jerry同时是这个办公室的“笨人“和“霉人”Jerry is both the Shlumiel and the Shlimazel of our office.然后我把内♥裤&hea

8、rts;穿到头上而不是屁♥股♥上了”And then I put my underwear on my head instead of my butt.好了好了伙计们够了Okay, okay, guys, thats enough.除非有人还有个棒的例子Unless somebody has another good one.哦Oh.嗨AnnHi, Ann.哦不Oh, no.Jerry Jerry你还好吗Ann Jerry还好吗Jerry. Jerry, are you okay? Ann, is Jerry okay?你胳膊怎么了 Ann告诉我Jerry的胳膊怎么

9、了Whats wrong with your arm? Ann, tell me whats wrong with Jerrys arm.Jerry跟我说话Ann让Jerry跟我说话Jerry, talk to me. Ann, get Jerry to talk to me.没事他没事Okay. Hes okay.他有点擦伤肩膀脱臼了Hes got a couple of scrapes and a dislocated shoulder.哦-发生什么了Oh! - What happened?你们只会笑我的You guys are just going to laugh.为啥啊你肩膀脱臼是因

10、为蜜罐卡在手上了吗Why? Did you throw out your shoulder trying to swing a honey pot off your hand? 我被抢了 -哦I was mugged. - Oh.哦我的天啊哦我太抱歉了 JerryOh, my God. Oh, Im so sorry, Jerry.我在去蜂鸟喂食器的路上顺便溜着Sheldon陛下I was on my way to the hummingbird feeders and I was walking Lord Sheldon. 恶心Ew!这是什么诡异的性癖代称吗Is that code for

11、some kind of weird sex act?Sheldon陛下是我的狗名字是我老婆起的Lord Sheldon is my dog. My wife named him.恶心Ew!然后这些小孩他们不知道从哪冒出来Anyway, these kids, they came out of nowhere,他们夹住我的胳膊抢了我的钱包they pinned my arm back, they grabbed my wallet,然后把我打倒在地and they knocked me to the ground.你反击了吗拳击喉咙How did you counter-attack? Fis

12、t to the throat?你打了他的蛋吗Did you hit him in the beanbag?打罪犯的蛋是不需要羞耻的Theres no shame in attacking a criminals beanbag.没有我只是团成了一团直到他们离开No, I just curled up and laid still until they left.好吧这是另一种处理方式Well, thats another way to play it.他们中有谁有奇怪纹身或者疤痕之类的吗Did any of them have weird tattoos or scars or anythi

13、ng?只要其中有一个人有特别的伤疤我们就能抓到If even one of them had a unique scar, we got them.我没好好看清I didnt get a good look.该死Jerry抱歉你是受害者对不起对不起Damn it, Jerry. Sorry. Youre the victim. Sorry. Sorry.我觉得我们应该为此事负责I feel like were responsible for this.为啥又不是我们打劫JerryWhy? We didnt mug Jerry.那一开始为什么他要去公园呢Well, why was he in t

14、he park in the first place?因为我们骗他去的我没觉得有联♥系♥Because we tricked him into going there. I dont see the connection.我不知道这是我们的错这是报应I dont know. This is on us. Its karma.报应不应该是我们被打劫吗Wouldnt it be karma if we were the ones that got mugged?是啊Jerry就是这么可悲Yeah. Thats how pathetic Jerry is.连报应都没搞对H

15、e cant even get karma right.不那不好笑No, thats not funny.我们的朋友今天早上被抢劫了Our friend got mugged this morning.我们不能让这白白发生And we will not let that happen in vain.他可没有黑眼圈He doesnt have a black eye.坦白说整个部门都有黑眼圈Well, frankly, the whole department has a black eye.这是我们的警钟伙计们This is our wake-up call, guys.Jerry的脸是失败的象征Jerrys face is the symbol of failure.象征着我们保护公园安全的失败Our failure to keep