Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第二季第十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

《Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第二季第十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx》由会员分享，可在线阅读，更多相关《Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第二季第十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx（23页珍藏版）》请在第一文库网上搜索。

1、打开你们的袋子会找到一些东西If you look inside your bags, you will find a few things.一束手工编织的花笔A bouquet of hand-crocheted flower pens.喔Oh!一幅你们的马赛克肖像A mosaic portrait of each of you用你们各自最喜欢的低糖汽水瓶子碎片做成made from the crushed bottles of your favorite diet soda,还有一篇解释你们为什么这么棒的5000字个性化随笔and a personalized 5,000-word ess

2、ay of why you are all so awesome.闺蜜节是什么Whats Galentine1S Day?哦只不过是每年最棒的一天Oh, its only the best day of the year.每年2月13日我的女性朋友们和我Every February 13 my lady friends and I把老公和男友留在家leave our husbands and our boyfriends at home然后来一场早餐风格的聚会and we just come and kick it breakfast style.女士们庆祝女士们Ladies celebrat

3、ing ladies.就像是莉莉丝音乐节Its like Lilith Fair减去焦虑加上玉米饼minus the angst. Plus frittatas.为了结束我们的闺蜜节早餐So to conclude our Galentine1S Day breakfast,现在来讲述最棒的故事吧it is time for the greatest story ever told.什么故事Whats the story?是最浪漫的故事Its the most romantic story ever.它让恋恋笔记本看起来像电锯惊魂5It makes The Notebook look like

4、 Saw V.开始吧妈开始Go, Mom, go.那是1968年我18岁It was 1968.1 was 18和家人去百慕大度假and our family went on a vacation to Bermuda.第一天我去海里游泳And on the first day, I went for a swim in the ocean.被一股强大的海浪卷住了And I got caught in a very strong current.你已经听过这个故事了吧Youve heard this story before, right?是但为了剧情效果Yes, but the drama.

5、接着我感觉到的The next thing I felt是一双非常强有力的双臂were two very powerful arms把我拖回安全地带whisking me to safety.他俯视着我说了一句And he looked down at me and he said,“你没事吧”Are you okay?我抬头看着他说道“现在没事了”And I looked up at him and I said, I am now.所以他们偷偷出来见面在沙滩上漫步So they sneak out to meet each other and walk on the beach. 两周后他

6、求了婚然后搬去了伊利诺伊And two weeks later, he asked her to marry him and move to Illinois. 但她父母觉得她太小了所以她拒绝了But her parents thought she was too young, so she said no. 然后他们失去了联♥系♥几年后她认识了我爸 And then they lost touch, and a few years later she met my dad. 我得去上救生员课程了I gotta take one of those lifeguard

7、 courses.他们可是福利满满呢Those guys get all the action.说的对吧Justin -我们得找到这个人Am I right, Justin? - We gotta find this guy.Frank吗他可能已经结婚了或者去世了Frank? Hes probably married or dead.有什么区别呢说的对吧JustinWhats the difference? Am I right, Justin?至少试着让我找找他Well, at least let me try and find him.想象一下如果让他们重逢那个故事肯定更精彩Imagine

8、 how much better that story would be if we actually reunited them. 我觉得Justin是对的你该让他做I think Justins right. You should let him do this.好的去吧但如果你找到他而他很奇怪Okay. Do it. But if you find him and hes weird,比如是个搞腹语的或者搞木偶的like a ventriloquist, or a puppeteer,或者任何假装玩具是人的or anyone who pretends toys are people,那么

9、任务中止then abort the mission.当然-当然Absolutely. - Absolutely.公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第16集第2季第16集你你是最好的女朋友You, youre the best girlfriend ever.嗷Aw!情人节快乐Happy Valentines Day.我知道最后总有途径I knew, eventually, somehow,跟你谈恋爰会有回报being in a relationship with you would totally pay off.我给他买♥♥ 了点真正的毛巾I bought h

10、im some actual towels.他一直用的是浴袍He was using a bathrobe.我也给他买♥♥了些其他人类会用的东西比如洗发水And I bought him some other things that humans usually use, like shampoo. 士兵们集♥合♥好消息Troops, gather around. Great news.老年人中心情人节舞会明日举♥行♥ 5点到9点The Senior Center Valentines Dance is tom

11、orrow, from 5:00 to 9:00.说的是上午还是下午Are we talking a.m. or p.m.?这些人也太老了我说的对吧JustinThose people are old. Am I right, Justin?哦Justin不在这啊Oh! Justins not here.这不只是个工作同志们It isnt just a job, gang,我们能从这些老年人身上学到很多were gonna learn a lot from these seniors.有些已经结婚超过半个世纪了Some of them have been married for half a

12、century.无意冒犯在座的各位爰情都不太行And no offense, but everybody here is terrible at love.离婚约会同性恋离婚两次你俩还不确定Divorced, dating a gay guy, divorced twice, jurys still out on you two.还有Jerry谁知道呢And Jerry, who knows.我幸福的婚姻已经持续28年了ve been happily married for 28 years.你见过我的老婆Gayle很多次吧Youve met my wife, Gayle, many time

13、s.无所谓了Whatever.最后Ann和Mark是我们的特别志愿者Finally, Ann and Mark are our special volunteers,他们会随叫随到and they will be available whenever needed.我没志愿啊I didnt volunteer.啊太迟了你被征召了Yeah, too bad. You got drafted. 别问你的老人们能为你做什么Ask not what your old people could do for you, 问问你能为你的老人们做什么ask what you could do for your

14、 old people.终结者吧Terminator.啥不是是肯尼迪What? No, JFK.这次会议已经终结了This meeting has been terminated.这才是终结者That is the Terminator.棒Nice.我要去哪来着Where am I going?哦你好啊Well, hello there.哦嘿我收到你消息了Well, hey. I got your message.你想谈谈吗You wanted to talk?是的Yesl I do.哦Oh.请坐Have a seat.嗯-来点香槟Mmm. - Some champagne?呃不谢了Uh, n

15、o, thanks.来嘛这可是黑桃A香槟啊Jay-Z都喝这个的Come on. This is Armand de Brignac. Jay-Z drinks this.是哦但Jay-Z 一个小时后不用去做外科手术Yeah, well, Jay-Z doesnt have to perform surgery in an hour. 你不知道Jay-Z的日程啊他可是文艺复兴人啊You dont know Jay-Zs schedule. Hes a renaissance man.好吧行这是给你的Okay, fine. Well, this is for you.哦Oh!马上就是情人节了Well, its almost Valentines Dayl我觉得今天很适合告诉你.so I thought it would be a go