Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第六季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、嘿我在民调收复了很多失地是好消息啊Hey, Ive gained a lot of ground in the polls. Thats good news.是啊我统计你只落后4%但他们在播成吨♥的新负面广♥告♥Yeah, I have you down only four points, but theyre running a ton of new negative ads. 或许你应该反击Maybe you should fight back.Ben你的心到位了你的心和你的屁♥股♥Ben, your hearts in

2、 the right place. Your heart and your butt.但我不会走负面的I will not go negative.屎上加屎啊Crap on a turd!来一个“罢免KnoPe”礼物袋吗Care for a Recall Knope gift bag?罢免Leslie Knope的委员会简直无情The committee to recall Leslie Knope is relentless.看看他们在小学里发的是什么Look what theyre handing out at elementary schools.我是Leslie Knope告诉你父母来

3、罢免我m Leslie Knope. Tell your parents to recall me.我们都知道我不能像我的对手们那样花那么多钱We all know that I cannot spend as much money on ads as my opponent, 所以我打印了一万张别”贴纸和一万张问号♥贴纸but I printed out 10,000 Dont stickers and 10,000 question mark stickers.那样的话如果你看到一个标语上写着“罢免Knope11That way, if you see a sign and

4、it says Recall Knope/你只需要加上问号♥和“别”然后突然它就成了all you need to do is add the question mark and the Dont/ and suddenly, it reads, ”罢免KnOPe?别”Recall Knope? Dont.为啥不就把“别“放在“罢免KnOPe”前面呢Why dont you just put the Dont in front of Recall Knope?是那个主意更好Yep, thats a much better idea.我能拿走这些问号♥贴纸吗Can I

5、 have these question mark stickers?为啥-我想贴到停车标志上面Why? -1 want to put them on stop signs.April 别April, no!公园与游憩公园与游憩第6季第5集第6季第5集嗨呃我想找人聊聊预约公园的事情Hi. Um, I need to talk to somebody about reserving a park.哦我们有个新政策Oh, we have a new policy.公园预约的用途只能是女巫集♥会♥Parks can only be reserved for witch c

6、ovens或者水上滑梯比赛or slip-and-slide competitions.你是哪一种-呃水上滑梯比赛Which one are you? - Uh, slip-and-slide competition.认真的吗-不是Seriously? - No.你为啥要比那种事情啊Why would you even compete in something like that?无所谓了It doesnt matter.呃我先前打过电♥话♥是那个免费疫苗的事Um, I called earlier about the free vaccinations thing

7、.我们希望在你们的公园之一设立一个移♥动♥医院 Were hoping to set up a mobile hospital in one of your parks. 抱歉他有什么毛病吗m sorry, is there something wrong with him?Tom这个女巫想要预约一个公园供她的恶魔仪式用Tom, this witch wants to reserve a park for her satanic ritual.你能帮她吗Can you help her?对好嚼Right. Smashing.呃是我就内个Thomas Haverfor

8、d这地儿基本是归我管Uh, yes, Im Thomas Haverford. I sort of run the whole department. 嗯您老尊姓大名儿呢Um, what was the name, then?呃Nadia Statsky我是无国界医生的Uh, Nadia Statsky. m from Doctors Without Borders.得嘲“无“内个”医“Brilliant. The old ,D,s without ,B,1s.呃我们真真儿能帮忙Uh, We can definitely help.是啊TOm就是你要找的人Yeah, Toms your guy

9、.实际上他在他的祖国俄♥罗♥斯♥时也是在公园部工作的 He actually used to run the Parks Department in his home country of Russia. 这位可劲儿疯了This one is mental.她在在逗闷子呢明显儿的Shes joking, obviously.那我哪能是俄♥罗♥斯♥人呢您听听我这标准儿的京腔儿 How could I be from Russia? Not with this spot-on British accent.您就请好

10、儿吧We can definitely get you sorted.这边儿请Right this way.好吧Okay.哇我很肯定你不该在工作场所有武器Whoa. I am pretty sure you shouldnt have a weapon at work.任何东西都可能是武器孩子Literally everything is a weapon, son.那个文件夹在我手里比这把弓在你手里的杀伤力会大很多That folder, in my hands, is far deadlier than this bow in yours.哦那确实可能Oh, thats. probably

11、 true.所以Leslie和我刚刚汇合了我们的遗嘱So, Leslie and I just finished putting together our will, 她想让你作为见证人and she wants you to be the witness.你介意签个字吗-那是你们的遗嘱吗You mind signing it? - Thats your will?你们需要那么多页来说“把我的东西给我老婆”吗You need that many pages to say, Give my stuff to my wife?它是份非常复杂的法律文件-它不需要是Its a complicated

12、legal document. - It doesnt have to be.我八岁以来就一直有着同一份遗嘱ve had the same will since I was eight years old.“在我死后我所有的财产都应转移给那个杀了我的人类或者动物”Upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me.这些奇怪的符号♥是什么啊What are these weird symbols?杀掉我的那个人会知道的The man who kills m

13、e will know.好吧你真的应该有一份比一句话长的遗嘱Okay, you should really have a will thats more than one sentence long.你现在有老婆和孩子了You have a wife and kids now.我可以向你介绍我们的律师I could introduce you to our lawyer.世界上最无用的三种工作按顺序排列The three most useless jobs in the world are, in order,是律师国会议员还有医生lawyer, congressman, and doctor

14、.算了 - Ron那份文件什么都不是Pass. - Ron, that document is nothing.它甚至没被公♥证♥Its not even notarized.你知道如果你死了然后又没有真的遗嘱的话You know, if you die and you dont have a real will, 你大部分的财产将会移交政♥府♥的 most of what you own will go to the government.你说的这个律师在哪Where is this lawyer you speak of?我很开心能正

15、式提交法案68-Jm pleased to formally submit Bill 68 J它为Ramsett公园的一条新骑行路线提供资金which funds a new bike path in Ramsett Park.提议搁置法案-同意Motion to table this bill. - Second.我也提交了法案68-RI also submit Bill 68-R.提议搁置-同意Motion to table. - Second.你们想延迟我所有的法案行啊You guys want to delay all my bills? Fine.我就继续埋头把活干完m just gonna keep my head down and continue to get work done.好吧嗯呃提议提早结束这次会议保证什么都干不完All right, well, uh, motion to end this session early so nothing can