Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第七季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、所以先生们你们有Newport 土地应受保护的证据So, gentlemen, you have evidence that the Newport land should be preserved. 当然Absolutely.你看我是理性派教堂的九级八法师You see, Im a ninth level Octopriest in the Church of the Reasonableists.哦天-那块土地在我们宗教是神圣的Oh, boy. - The land is sacred in our religion.因为在那里所有人类灵魂会被变形Because its the place

2、 where all human souls will be transmuted就在蜥蜴神Zorp穿过木星的括约肌之时when Zorp the Lizard God passes through Jupiters sphincter.Zorp 万岁-Zorp 万岁Hail, Zorp. - Hail, Zorp!我在找任何能巩固我论据的点m looking for anything to strengthen my case说明Newport 土地应该成为一座公园而不是公♥司♥园区 that the Newport land should become a pa

3、rk, and not a corporate campus. 宗教原因动物保护历史意义Religious reasons, animal conservation, historical significance.任何理由所以抓好你们的救命稻草了所有人Anything. So hold on to your straws, everybody.因为老娘要出来抓了Cause Mamas going graspin.1980年那片森林中有超过6亿只印第安纳棕色蚂蚁In 1980, there were more than 600 million Indiana brown ants in tha

4、t forest.今天只有5.95亿只了Today, there are only 595 million.按照那个速率它们消失的那一年会是2030At that rate, theyll all be gone by the year 2030.60-203060 吗60.-200 and 3,060?现在之后的20万年吗-是的200,000 years from now? - Yes.那看起来不像是需要立即处理的危机啊That doesnt seem like an immediate crisis.我有那块地用途的不同主意I got a different idea for that l

5、and.一家游乐园有过山车食物和性感卡♥通♥形象An amusement park with rides and food and sexy cartoon characters.我把它叫做迪斯尼乐园-你是怎么进来的I call it Disneyland. - How did you get in here?砸了扇窗户Broke a window.公园 与 游憩 公园 与 游憩 第7季第3集第7季第3集哦嘿伙计们进来吧Oh, hey, guys. Come on in.你们啊我是Roscoe我是Gryzzl这里负责新酷玩艺儿的副总裁You guys, I am R

6、oscoe. I am Vice President of Cool New Shizz here at GryzzL这个会可以随意拿出你的电子烟然后轻松休息Feel free in this meeting to break out your vapes and just kick back.现在瞥下这个Now, peep this.Leslie Knope在和各种人见试着性感她的展示Leslie Knope has been meeting with people to try to sexy-up her presentation.所以我们有了这场时代前列的头脑龙♥卷&he

7、arts;风♥So we had this far-out brain tornado.好主意Good idea.我们应该找个名儿来跟我们开个小时间We should get a brity to come kick it with us small time,然后就像“嘿笨蛋们我们跟Gryzz紧点吧”and then just be like, Hey, chumps. Lets get tight with Gryzz.我们需要一个名人作为少数股东它能强化Gryzzl的说服力We need a celebrity. As a minority owner, itll stre

8、ngthen Gryzzs bid.名人有必要吗我更倾向于质量而不是浮华Is a celebrity necessary? I prefer quality over flash.所以我才拒绝用草书签字Thats why I refuse to write my signature in cursive.名人能帮上这种事情的Celebrities can help with this kind of thing.NBA的篮网队如果没有Jay-Z都到不了布鲁克林The Nets wouldnt be in Brooklyn if it werent for Jay-Z.福来鸡的销♥

9、售♥在Elton John收♥购♥之后开始暴涨 And the sales for Chick-fil-A went through the roof once Elton John bought em.正是Gryzzl在Pawnee是局外人Exactly. Gryzzl is an outsider here in Pawnee,所以一个本地名人会让所有人对我们感觉自在一点so a local celebrity is gonna make everyone feel more at ease with us.所以我们才找你们主场人士来挖透你们的脑袋

10、And thats why we called on you home court chillers to frack your braniums. 既然我们是本地人他们想让我们想主意Since were locals, they want us to think of ideas.我从上下文理解了-好吧I got it in context. - Okay.我对和名人厮混没有兴趣I have no interest in consorting with celebrities.我认识的唯一名人是家具制♥造♥专家Garry Knox Bennett The only

11、 celebrities I recognize are furniture maker Garry Knox Bennett 著名的16 Penny Nail橱柜设计师以及Magnusdesigner of the notorious 16 Penny Nail Cabinet, and Magnus, 两年前我在我小屋见到的矮胖公麋鹿the five-by-five bull elk I saw near my cabin two years ago.开枪射了那个混♥蛋♥Took a shot at the bastard而他用鹿角捅穿了我肉棚的门and he

12、stuck his antlers through the door of my meat shed.有一天Magnus我会把你当夹克穿的One day, Magnus. I will wear you as a jacket.你考虑过这个了吗Have you thought about this?你可以做航♥班♥飞行员-我不喜欢高度You could be an airline pilot. -1 dont like heights.那潜艇驾驶员呢-我不喜欢深度What about a submarine pilot? -1 dont like depths.嗯-

13、我什么都不喜欢好吧Mm. -1 dont like anything, okay.你没法帮我找到合适职业的所以放弃吧Youre not gonna be able to find a career for me, so just give up.没门宝我们能做到的No way, babe. We can do this.我们来玩个游戏好吧Lets play a game. Okay?你说个词我说个词我们看看能不能做个职业You say a word, I say a word. We see if it makes a profession.行政-蹦床Executive. - Trampoli

14、ne. 电脑-蹦床Computer. - Trampoline. 蹦床-过Trampoline. - Pass.嘿Leslie我需要你和Ron都在这个城市销♥售♥点文件Hey, Leslie? I need both you and Ron to sign this city point of sale document 因为你们竞标的土地在市区范围内since the land youre gunning for lies within city limits.我们能去Ron的办公室搞定这事儿吗Can we run over to Rons office and

15、take care of this?嗯我爱你聊销♥售♥点文件的时候Well, I love it when you talk point of sale doc, 因为你知道那让我性起但不行不cause you know it turns me on, but, no, no.我是不可能和Ron Swanson共处一室的Theres no way that I will be in the same room with Ron Swanson, 除非是在警局列队辨认unless it is during a police lineup 我指向他作为那个背叛我的男人when I am pointing him out as the man who betrayed me.就是他警官Ronald SwansonThats him, officer. Ronald Swanson.谢谢你Leslie那是你这个月解决的第五个案件了Thank you, Leslie. Thats the fifth crime youve solved this month.我不应该这么做的但让我给你一个徽