Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第六季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、好了这是你的演讲稿Okay, heres the text for your speech.我加了几个段子在结尾嘲笑了下EagletonI added a few more jokes, slamming Eagleton at the end.嗯那是你对我说过最性感的事情了Mmm. Thats the sexiest thing youve ever said to me.我太高兴你和我一队了m so glad youre on my team.你确定要在这场新闻发布会上攻击他们吗Are you sure you wanna attack em at this press conferenc

2、e?这只是场有个友好赌注的高中篮球赛啊Its a friendly wager on a high school basketball game.我正在输掉罢免选举啊Benm losing the recall election, Ben.嘲笑Eagleton是最简单的得分方式了Slamming Eagleton is the easiest way to score some points.你看我为此自豪吗Look. Am I proud of it?是因为Eagleton很烂Yes. Because Eagleton sucks.但这一招上档次吗But is it the classies

3、t move?是因为Eagleton很烂Yes, because Eagleton sucks.我会再做一次吗是的因为Eagleton很烂Would I do it again? Yes, because Eagleton sucks.今年轮到我们主持Pawnee-Eagleton篮球赛This year, we get to host the Pawnee-Eagleton tip-off classic.那位糟糕的人类是Ingrid de ForestThat awful human being is Ingrid de Forest.她是Eagleton的市议员Shes a city c

4、ouncilor from Eagleton.她觉得自己好棒啊因为她赢得了印第安纳小姐选美比赛She thinks shes so great because she won the Miss Indiana Beauty Pageant.就在去年她还任职的时候Last year. While she was in office.而且有孕在身And pregnant.如往常一样我们想跟Eagleton打个友好的赌As always, we would like to make a friendly wager with Eagleton.如果你们今年打败我们If you beat us thi

5、s year,我们会给你一篮子苹果来自我们的Pawnee果园we will give you a basket of apples from our Pawnee orchard.恶心杀虫剂呸Ew, pesticide. Yuck.哦不这些是没有杀虫剂的Oh, no, these are pesticide-free.我早上早饭吃了一个我在里面发现了条虫子I ate one of these for breakfast this morning, and I found a worm in it. 所以我赌有人现在感觉挺蠢的吧So, I bet somebody feels pretty st

6、upid right now.嗯Leslie我觉得我们想法类似Well, Leslie, I think we had similar ideas.如果你们赢了 Eagleton会给你们这篮橘子If you win, Eagleton will give you this basket of oranges.”苹果和橘子”当然不同类的东西比起来挺傻的但管他呢Of course, its silly to compare apples and oranges, but what the heck.它们是用施华洛世奇水晶做成的价值七十万美金These are made of Swarovski c

7、rystal, and theyre worth $700,000.LeSlie你在罢免选举的最新民调中降低了 15个百分点Leslie, youre down 15 points in the latest poll for the recall election.你要怎么做来弥补欠缺呢What can you do to make up the deficit?我来跟你说如果我是Eagleton人会怎么做吧ll tell you what d do if I was an Eagletonian.我会来片镇静剂然后找我管家来帮我d pop a Xanax and ask my butler

8、 to help me out.我的意思是我不是在说Eagleton人不食人间烟火I mean, m not saying that Eagletonians are out of touch.但是如果你跟他们说该换机油了他们会问But when you tell em its time to change their oil, they ask,“初榨橄榄油还是白松露啊”Extra virgin or white truffle?谢了伙计们我们比赛见Thanks, guys. Ill see ya at the game.当然除非你是个Eagleton人Unless, of course,

9、youre an Eagletonian,那时你会在你的鱼子酱店里忙着擦亮你的单片眼镜呢and then youll be too busy polishing your monocle at the caviar store.Knope走人Knope out.公园与游憩公园与游憩第6季第3集第6季第3集谁或者什么是Penny Saver啊Who or what is Penny Saver?是种有一堆优♥惠♥券的免费传♥单♥Its a free circular with a bunch of coupons in it.这是给Ron

10、Swanson的但是送到了 Diane的地址This was sent to Ron Swanson at Dianes address,我才刚在那住了不到一个月where ve lived for less than a month.这是怎么可能的How is that possible?这是极度的隐私侵犯This is an extreme invasion of privacy.隐私权对我非常的重要The right to privacy is very important to me.我的家庭几代人用的都是同一个邮箱My family has had a single P.O. box

11、 for several generations.我们只订阅过两种杂♥志♥读者文摘和乌木We only ever subscribe to two magazines, Readers Digest and Ebony.黑人杂♥志 ♥乌木是因为办事员错误Ebony was due to a clerical error,但最后那一年的阅读体验挺有趣的but it ended up being an interesting year of reading.我不知道这是怎么送给我的但不能再发生了I dont know how this was

12、 delivered to me, but it cannot happen again.我要怎么停止How can I stop it?嗯Donna很擅长这种事情Mm. Donna is great with this sort of thing.她把我从Williams-Sonoma家居的邮寄名单上去掉了但我又重新登记了She got me off the Williams-Sonoma mailing list, but then I just signed back up again.爱上了他们的烤箱手套一Hooked on their oven mitts.我被那些手套套牢了I ne

13、ed my mitts on those mitts.Donna回来时第一时间通知我Let me know the second Donna returns.根据她的TWitter流五分钟前她去买♥♥咖啡了 According to her Twitter feed, she got coffee five minutes ago. 等等现在她在直播走回来的过程Wait, now shes Ustreaming her walk back.她应该快到了三二一She should be here in three, two, one.嘿嘿Hey, hey.#咖啡冒险#

14、炸掉了我的时间线Hashtag quest for coffee, blowin up my timeline.你收到了相关的Snapchat吗You get my snapchat about it?没啊-啥No.- What?在这呢There it is.嘿你想见我吗-是的Hey, you wanted to see me? -1 did.快点思考-哦天啊Think fast. - Oh, my God.嘿按键博-Hey, Dr. Buttons-我是说我的老计算器它没有名字I mean, my old calculator. It doesnt have a name.你为啥朝我扔这个啊

15、Why did you throw this at me?我刚刚挂掉和我们以前在Indianapolis老板的电♥话♥I just got off the phone with our old boss from Indianapolis, 显然在Eagleton可能有某种预算问题and apparently there may be some sort of a budget problem in Eagleton. 他问我们愿不愿意过去看看He asked if maybe you and I wouldnt have a look.你来吗You in?电影虎豹小霸王Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid”数报小霸王”重新聚首Butch Count-sidy and the Sum-dance Kid, together again.嗯-审计兄弟Hmm. - Auditing bros!耶