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1、这是历史性的一天在上午12:01This is a historic day. At 12:01 this morning,Eagleton市不复存在被Pawnee重新吞并the city of Eagleton ceased to exist and was re-absorbed back into Pawnee.一切又完全回到了 1817年的样子Things are exactly the way they were back in 1817,除了你知道的女性和少数群体可以投票了我们有室内卫生间了except, you know, women and minorities can vot

2、e, we have indoor toilets,而且我们不再因为学习算术而烧死寡妇了and we no longer burn widows for learning arithmetic.Knope女议员是你们的合并沙皇而在她提供的这些活页夹里Councilwoman Knope is your merger czar, and in the binders that shes provided, 你们能找到指导事项说明你们在Pawnee部门中you will find directions to your department in Pawnee最接近你们在Eagleton部门的对应部

3、门that most closely matches your department in Eagleton.有两个Eagleton部门是Pawnee没有的There are two Eagleton departments Pawnee does not have:无边泳池设计部和盛装舞步部the Department OfInfinity Pool Design and the Department of Dressage,那个我听说是个高档骑马的事情which I am told is a fancy horse-riding thing.是马上舞步女士It is horse-danci

4、ng, madam.好的别激动AlonzoOkay, take it easy, Alonzo.你们所有马上跳舞的人们愿意的话先坐稳在马鞍上All you horse dancing people, sit in your saddles if you will.其他所有人欢迎你们来到新的部门The rest of you, welcome to your new departments.注意Eagleton现在起实施军事戒♥严♥Attention: Eagleton is now under martial law.没有No.公园与游憩公园与游憩第6季第4集第6季

5、第4集好了 Pawnee公园部Okay, Pawnee Parks Department.不久你就会和一个人配对Soon, you will be paired up with a person他大概会是在Eagleton与你等同岗位的人who was roughly your equivalent in Eagleton.Donna你配对的是CraigDonna, youll be with Craig.April你配对的名字叫TynnyferApril, youll be with someone named Tynnyfer.而Ron你的那位也叫RonAnd Ron, your guy

6、is also named Ron.我猜Tom Haverford没有等价的人了Guess theres no Tom Haverford equivalent.毫不惊讶我可是独一无二的Not surprised, m one of a kind,就像我自己设计的定制耐克脚趾上写着“Tommy的小脚”just like the custom Nikes I designed that say Tommys Tootsies across the toes. 实际上你确实有个对应的人You do have a counterpart, actually.他的名字是Eric我听说他很棒His na

7、me is Eric, and ve heard hes amazing.总之我还有一个小惊喜Anyway, I also have a little surprise.我想向各位介绍我们的新归档临时工I would like to introduce our new filing temp.嘿各位-别啊Hey, everybody. - No!别啊为啥啊不能这样啊No, why? This cant be happening.为啥啊LeslieWhy, Leslie?我们把退休的Jerry拉回来了We brought Jerry out of retirement因为我们有堆积成山的文件要搞

8、定because we have a mountain of filing to get through.欢迎回来Jerry Gergich -谢谢你LeslieWelcome back, Jerry Gergich. - Thank you, Leslie.既然我们要重新开始了And as long as were starting out fresh,Leslie我在想人们能不能叫我的真名Leslie, I was wondering if people would call me by my real name.Larry -不不是 LarryLarry? - No, its not L

9、arry.是Jerry不是 GaryIts Jerry. Nol it,s Gary.你的名字是 Larry Larry GengurchYour name is Larry, Larry Gengurch.他的名字是LalTyGengUrChHis name is Larry Gengurch.别啊APriI你叫我Gary的时候我的家人已经很难熬了Come on, April, its already hard enough for my family when you call me Gary.Jerry -哈哈典型的LalTyJerry. - Ha, ha, classic Larry.

10、Larry -唉哎呀Larry. - Aw, jeez.Larry Larry LarryLarry, Larry, Larry.你看我想努力留下更多的工作越多越好Look, m trying to save as many jobs as possible,但我们必须要失去一些人but were gonna have to lose some people.我不确定我们应该留下谁m not sure who we should keep.April Tom和Donna是人类有史以来最好的三个人April, Tom and Donna are three of the best human b

11、eings that have ever lived.Ron基本上是个更好版本的乔治华盛顿Ron is basically a better version of George Washington.但是But-Eagleton 的人们可能也会很好吧the Eagletonians are probably good too.今天我们不只是在合并两个镇Today, we are not just merging two towns.我们是在给一个新的城市开一个生日派对Were throwing a birthday party for a new city.生日快乐啊新PawneeHappy

12、birthday, New Pawnee.派对结束了Partys over.你们这群人赔掉了纳税人几百万美元You guys lost millions of taxpayer dollars, 而我们必须把你们留下的肮脏混乱打扫干净and we have to clean up the obscene mess youve made.你没有另外那个家伙那么好Youre not as nice as the other guy.我不在乎I dont care.我们在做州审计员时有个很棒的系统When we were state auditors, we had an amazing syste

13、m.是啊Chris给所有人打足了气让他们感觉积极而开心Yeah, Chris pumped everyone up and made them feel positive and happy. 然后我趁虚而入把他们的预算砍到粉碎And I swooped in and slashed their budgets to ribbons.就像一次华丽的空中接力Like a majestic alley-oop.你们都好棒Youre all amazing!你们都被开了Youre all fired.团队合作哦Teamwork.嗨你现在接通语♥音♥信箱的是Hi, youv

14、e reached the voicemail ofLarry GengurchLarry Gengurch.请在哗声后留言Please leave your message after the tone.嗯Leslie打给我问我能不能帮忙时Well, when Leslie called to see if I could help,Gayle和我正准备登上去巴哈马群岛的邮轮Gayle and I were just getting on a cruise ship to the Bahamas.我说“Gayle把比基尼收起来吧因为Pawnee需要我了”I said, Gayle, put

15、that bikini away, because Pawnee needs me.哦吼有人在这里掉了根香蕉-哦Oh ho! Somebody forgot a banana in here-ooh!嗨我是DonnaHi, Im Donna.哦对你来说真是完美的名字千万别改啊Oh, that is the perfect name for you. I love it. Never change it!没那想法Wasnt gonna.你是Craig对吧-恶是啊但我讨厌那个名字Youre Craig, right? - Ugh, yes, but I hate that name.太无聊了听起来像谁的表哥Its so boring. Sounds like someones cousin.Craig CraigCraig! Craig!我想做一个叫TelTenCe的西班牙人但那也没发生I want to be a Spanish man named